|
|
| Line 1: |
Line 1: |
| | | #REDIRECT[[Retard]] |
| [[Image:Cablefuckwit.jpg|thumb|right|Larry The Cable Fuckwit]] | |
| Fuckwit, from the Latin <i>fuckwitinus</i> meaning a person who has fuck-all in the wits department (not even half). Mainly used by [[England|British]] [[Fap|wankers]] who have not yet learned the more vitriolic American epithet <i>[[fucktard]]</i>.
| |
| | |
| ==Using Fuckwit In Conversation==
| |
| *[http://www.groupsrv.com/science/post-1388227.html Science Group Serve: Maintaining Balance on a Bicycle]
| |
| **"You are a fuckwit, for more than one reason. First, you rely on the almighty wiki as evidence and support for your [[bullshit]]. Second, you don't think about what you are claiming before you [[post]]. Third, you counter with not a single verifiable cite, just copious amounts of your bowel gas. And fourth, you are a fuckwit." -- Kadaitcha Man
| |
|
| |
| *[http://www.ishkur.com/fanmail/page17.php Ishkur's Fanmail]
| |
| **"After spending quite a bit time looking through your guide to electronic music i not only feel less intelligent but i also think you are a fuckwit." --underskore
| |
| | |
| *[http://erictheunred.blogspot.com/2006/02/biff-boy-of-new-party.html Biff Boy Of New Party Blog]
| |
| **"What a fuckwit you are. [...] I know for a fact that you are unlucky in life - you would fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking your thumb. And we don't ban people at the drop of a hat -- we ban them cos they're arseholes like you, you dumbassed goat-botherer." -- Ken and Bemused
| |
| | |
| *[http://www.spinstartshere.com/?q=node/554 The Spin Starts Here]
| |
| **"If your mobile phone makes that stupid Crazy Frog sound, you are a fuckwit. Ditto that singing chicken. If your mobile phone plays ‘jingle bells’ all year round, you are a fuckwit. If your mobile phone sounds like a very loud, old-fashioned bell telephone, again, you are a fuckwit. If your mobile phone sounds like a police, fire or ambulance siren, you are a [[complete]] fuckwit. If you are my friend Jayboy and your mobile phone chants 'I am not a terrorist, I am a servant of God,' you are slightly mentally disturbed, but still probably a fuckwit." -- Caz
| |
| | |
| *[http://www.disgruntledgoat.com/content/rant/04110801.php Disgruntled Goat]
| |
| **"If you were wondering, oh puss-riddled peach, the fecal splat you heard were your two loose brain-cells colliding with the inside of your skull when your entrance dumped you flat on your face. [...] This proves you are a fuckwit. And ultimately, your failure to recognize that this place is not alt.fuckwit.lovers proves you have no business here." --Winter
| |
| | |
| ==See Also==
| |
| *[[Troll]]
| |
| | |
| [[Category:Epithets]]
| |
