Anders Behring Breivik

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	“	So I herd u liek cultural marxism?	„

Anders Behring Breivik

Born	February 13, 1979
Nationality	Norway
Highscore	Killed 93, now revised to 76 :( Injured-96
Style	FPS, Single Player / Bomberman
An Hero	No (Surrendered)
Title	Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar
Rank	1st Place!11! 2nd: Woo Bum-kon 3rd: Martin Bryant 4th: Cho Seung-Hui 14th: Tim Kretschmer 17th: Nidal Malik Hasan

Anders Behring Breivik is a Norwegian social commentator and a pretty cool guy, who became a national hero on 22 July 2011, by getting a new high score. Being a kike-loving nationalist who killed nothing but Aryans (going by the names Abdulla, Omar, Habib etc...) cultural marxists, Breivik is widely believed to have initiated the first double-reverse lollercaust. Perhaps the leading irony of his crusade against socialism is that he'll get to spend twenty years in a state-paid hotel, thanks to the socialist laws. Ultra-mega-hyper trolling archived.

Some media outlets are claiming a total tally of 8 for the bomberman mode and 68 for the FPS camper survival mode, thus putting Breivik ahead of Cho's all time high score and attaining a L-L-L-Ludicrous kill, together with returning the pride to Europe after years of American supremacy.

While he didn't pussy out and an hero, he did pussy out by surrendering instead of building a MacGuyver style helicopter and airlifting out. Hell, it took the police two hours to show up and MacGuyver's only an hour long show. Current theory suggests he wanted to be captured so that we may all know his name and properly credit him with the new largest number of IRL frags.

In short, his level of badassery has reached limits unsuspected to mankind before, so high, that even the amoral sick fucks of ED are overwhelmed by it, and will not ever be capable of writing a proper article to honor him enough. Please forgive us, oh great knight. He can get a proper article when he grows a proper beard.

The reaction of the internet.

The plan of attack

After two hours of lulz, the REAL party van arrives.

1. Perk 1: Fertilizer bomb and police uniform
2. Perk 2: Steady hand
3. Perk 3: Double tap

Breivik initiated his journey for the highscore by detonating a bomb in downtown Oslo. A few hours later Breivik dressed up as a policeman, and like a Spy, he went behind enemy lines, pretending to do security checks following the bomb explosion. He then signaled people to gather around him (who believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on his victims with a Glock 17 pistol, Mini-14 rifle and a Benelli Nova shotgun.

His attack was well planned and executed, showing a well developed military mind. First he selected a battlefield which prevented the retreat of the enemy socialists who were asking for it, and also delayed reinforcements, then he created a diversion, and finally with surprise on his side, he attacked.

The attack was an all out success. With help arriving 1 hour and 30 minutes later he could take his time with each shot and double tap anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. The 600 people on the island were completely helpless against the onslaught. And so a new high score was born.

Police action

• The special forces are delivered to the explosion site.
• Campers call the police and all they get is a 'shut the fuck up and clear the lines'.
• After at least 100 calls the local police take it seriously but wait 8 minutes to finish the coffee.
• The Oslo police is informed and special forces are sent to the island in cars.
• Thirty minutes after they arrive at the shore, but they don't have a boat.
• They manage to get a toy boat that nearly sunks due to their weight.
• One hour and half after the first shots they get to the island and find Anders bored and waiting for them.

The last words 76 people heard

His manifesto

He plagiarized parts of it from the Unabomber.

Quotes from the 1500 page manifesto

	“	Everyone who criticises Islamisation or multiculturalism and supports Israel are labelled as racists, fascists and Nazis anyway. Europeans are getting increasingly immune against the multiculturalist labelling techniques. More and more people understand that Islam is not a race, but a hateful political ideology.	„
	—Sieg heil to that.

	“	Being a potato farmer might be unattractive now but is likely to be extremely useful in the future..	„
	—You said it.

	“	At 2 AM on the New York subway not long ago, I saw another scene—more dispiriting than my KFC encounter with the rowdy rapping teens—that captures the essence of rap’s destructiveness. A young black man entered the car and began to rap loudly—profanely, arrogantly—with the usual wild gestures. This went on for five irritating minutes. When no one paid attention, he moved on to another car, all the while spouting his doggerel. This was what this young black man presented as his message to the world—his oratory, if you will.	„
	—A "NO NIGGERS" policy might be in order

Twitter quote

	“	One person with a belief is equal to the force of 100,000 who have only interests	„
	—His sole post

The irony of it all

The death of Amy Winehouse probably won't get any attention at all. This man has done us a favor. Sadly, she got way more hits than Norway and much more BAWWWWWing over her tragic death. On the bright side, no one really cared about her anyway.

JEWS DID 7-22

	“	Many argue that Mr. Breivik was in fact executing orders from Mossad, to punish the Palestine-loving Marxist-governed Norway, but first and foremost to create a false banner for misinformed right-wing extremists to unite under, and that what he was doing was a "false flag" operation.	„
	—Varg Vikernes

	“	So now not only Christians kill Muslims, and vice versa. Right wing extremists are supposed to kill left-wing extremists too – and vice versa I assume? Is that the plan? You did this to recruit and make even the right-wing extremists fight for the Jews? "benefits from this? Israel does! The Jews do! None of our aggression will be directed at them – were it all should be directed. We will be fighting each other instead, whilst they move about in the background, out of the spotlight, and profit from our suffering, and in secret tighten the chains of slavery around our waists and ankles.	„
	—Varg Vikernes

	“	He is a Freemason too, and that certainly doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Freemasonry is international Jewry at it's worst; they too are working for a de-construction of all nations on Earth, and to build a global Hebrew temple, enslaving us all under the will of the Jews and their servants, the Freemasons.	„
	—Varg Vikernes

	“	What Mr. Breivik has said is largely true, in all except in what he doesn't say; he doesn't tell us that the Jews are the origin to all these problems, and that they were created by the Jews to hurt us. All we have to do to make this act of violence favourable to us is to make this clear to everyone; the Jews created Marxism, feminism, Christianity (need I tell you that Jesus and not least Paulus/Saul were both Jews?), so-called psychology, banking ("money lending"), the hippie-movement and all other ideologies and movements which are aimed to destroy and de-construct all nations in Europe. Behind each and every one of them you will find a Jew (or some times a Freemason)!	„
	—Varg Vikernes

	“	His manifest is vast, some 1500 pages, and he is pretty thorough in both what he says and what he did. There are a few facts that doesn't make sense to me. How can he list all the problems caused by different Jews in our history and yet fail to mention even one of them with a single word in his manifest? He attacks the symptoms of the disease Europe is suffering under, but not the cause of the disease.	„
	—Nothing escapes Varg

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Crafty jews are at it again

Sø Cåsh!

Hey Faggots,

My name is Anders, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are muslim, multicultural, socialists who spend every second of their day doing genocide on europe master race. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever killed any pro-multiculture socialist? I mean, I guess it’s fun mixing with muslims because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than not believing in God.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a Judicar Knight, and a lv 4-5 freemason. What political action do you take, other than “posting on an image board”? I also have an full epic resto druid, and have a filthy muslim socialist (I've just killed her; Shit was SO cash). You are all multicultural candy-asss who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my socialist victim

Dox

Name: Anders Behring Breivik
Address: Hoffsveien 18
Zip: 0275
City: Oslo
Country: Norway
Phones: +47 900 87 334 / +47 22 44 78 53
(Don't be shy - Leave a message. Anders will get back to you in 15-21 years.)

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  Jellyous much?
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  I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF GOD!
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  Son I am proud.
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  U MAD?
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  Now available on Steam.
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  Godspeed, good Sir Knight!
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  Spectator view of the match
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  All warfare is based on deception.
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  YEAAAH!!!
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  Troof!
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  Anders Behring Breivik Posing for the media as a cop after his bomb went off. Next stop summer camp.
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  Anders Behring Breivik spotted in photo, disguised as a cop, pretending to help victims of his own bomb attack.
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  Anders being Oh exploitable.
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  Anders trolling and being Oh exploitable.
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  In 98 Easy Lessons!
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  Should have gotten the scavenger perk.
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  Show a leftie either of these T-Shirts for much lulz.
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  They left him no choice.

See also

• Norway
• High score
• Columbine
• Virginia Tech

External links

Personal accounts

• Screenshots of his (now baleeted) facebook account

Other shit

• Victim account of the events
• His manifesto
• The video he uploaded to youtube before the shooting