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[[image: I'M X.jpg|right|thumb|240px|The face that launched a thousand copypastas]] | |||
In the beginning, it was a love letter from an adoring [[Korean]] to [[Americans]] in response to the [[rape|goodwill]] that the U.S. military has spread around the world over the course of the past six decades, and the [[W]] years in particular: | |||
I'M KOREAN <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN <br> | |||
AMERICAN IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA? <br> | |||
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING U.S.A <br> | |||
Following in the tradition of such phrases as [[In b4]] X and [[X? in my Y?]], I'M X can be used in many different ways. | |||
==Birth of a copypasta== | |||
After the initial post, it took /b/ quite a while to get things rolling (about [[Inception|20 minutes, which equals about 100 /b/ years]]), but once the wheels were moving, nothing could stop the [[torrent]] of imitations and reduxes by many a soul who had never lurked in his life. By following a very simple formula, many minor lulz can be generated with little to no effort or grammatical skill: | |||
Copy this: | |||
<pre> | |||
I'M X | |||
SON OF A BITCH Y | |||
Y IS PIG | |||
DO YOU WANT A Y? | |||
DO YOU WANT A Y? | |||
Y IS PIG DISGUSTING | |||
Y IS A MURDERER | |||
FUCKING Y | |||
</pre> | |||
Replace X and Y with relevant nouns. | |||
Let's see the formula at work! | |||
==Examples== | |||
I'M [[iPod|IPOD]] <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH [[iPad|IPAD]] <br> | |||
[[iPad|IPAD]] IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT MULTITASKING? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT [[Camwhore|CAMERA]]? <br> | |||
[[iPad|IPAD]] IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
[[Steve Jobs|STEVE JOBS]] IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING [[Apple|APPLE]] <br> | |||
I'M [[Portal|GLADOS]] <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH CHELL <br> | |||
CHELL IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A CAKE? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IGS9qY7xko MODIFIED DEVICE]? <br> | |||
CHELL IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
BLACK MESA IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING [[Portal|PORTALS]] <br> | |||
I'M A [[Monty Python|BRITON]] <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH [[Italy|ROMAN]] <br> | |||
ROMAN IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A SOME CRUSTULA? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT SOME [[Money|DENARII]]? <br> | |||
ROMAN IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
CASSIUS IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING ROMA <br> | |||
I'M DEATH <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH LIFE <br> | |||
LIFE IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A [[Longcat|LONG]]? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT PAIN FREE? <br> | |||
LIFE IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
HAPPINESS IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING EXISTENCE<br> | |||
I'M [[Wikipedia|WIKIPEDIA]] <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]] <br> | |||
[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A [[CP|CP]]? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A [[Troll|TROLL]]? <br> | |||
[[ED|ED]] IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
[[Joseph Evers|JOSEPH EVERS]] IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING [[ED|ED]] <br> | |||
I'M [[Germany|GERMAN]] <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH [[France|FRENCH]] <br> | |||
[[Truth|FRENCH IS PIG]] <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A WAR GUILT CLAUSE? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT REPARATIONS? <br> | |||
FRENCH IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
POINCARE IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING FRANCE <br> | |||
I'M [[Ninjas|NINJA]] <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH PIRATE <br> | |||
PIRATE IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A [[Gold|TREASURE]]? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A RUM? <br> | |||
PIRATE IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
ED TEACH IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING PIRATES <br> | |||
I'M DUTCH <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH GERMAN <br> | |||
GERMAN IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A PORSCHE? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A HITLER? <br> | |||
GERMANY IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
ADOLF HITLER IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING GERMANY <br> | |||
I'M [[Aliens|MARTIAN]] <br> | |||
SON OF BITCH EARTHLING <br> | |||
EARTH IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT NUCLEAR WAR? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT DISEASE? <br> | |||
EARTHLING PIG IS DISGUSTING <br> | |||
[[Conspiracy theories|NEW WORLD ORDER]] IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING EARTH <br> | |||
I'M A NIGGER <br> | |||
SON OF A NIGGER NIGGER <br> | |||
NIGGER IS NIGGER <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A NIGGER? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A NIGGER? <br> | |||
NIGGER IS NIGGER DISGUSTING <br> | |||
NIGGER IS A NIGGER <br> | |||
FUCKING NIGGER <br> | |||
[[Engrish|I'M KOLEAN <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH AMELICAN <br> | |||
AMELICAN IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A HAMBULGEL? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A PIZZAL? <br> | |||
AMELICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
GEORLE WALKEL BUSH IS A MULDELEL <br> | |||
FUCKING U.S.A <br>]] | |||
I'M GARDEN HOSE <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH DIRT <br> | |||
DIRT IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A NUTRIENT? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A MOISTURE? <br> | |||
DIRT IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
SUN IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING MULCH <br> | |||
I'M [[300|SPARTAN]] <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH PERSIAN <br> | |||
PERSIAN IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT SOME LAND? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT SOME WATER? <br> | |||
PERSIAN IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
XERXES I IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING PERSIA <br> | |||
I'M [[Russia|RUSSIAN]] <br> | |||
SON OF BITCH CHECHNYA <br> | |||
CHECHNYA IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT BEHEADING? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT OWN COUNTRY? <br> | |||
CHECHNYA IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
CHECHNYA IS TERRORIST <br> | |||
FUCKING CHECHNYA <br> | |||
I'M [[Kill it with fire|FIRE]] <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH [[Australia|AUSTRALIAN]] <br> | |||
AUSTRALIANS ARE FAGGOTS <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT YOUR HOMES TO BURN? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT YOUR BUSHES ON FIRE? <br> | |||
AUSTRALIANS ARE FUCKING PUSSIES <br> | |||
YOU STARTED ME <br> | |||
FUCKING AUSTRALIANS <br> | |||
I'M RED SOX <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH YANKEE <br> | |||
YANKEE IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A PLAYOFF? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A RING? <br> | |||
YANKEE IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
GEORGE STEINBRENNER IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING YANKEE <br> | |||
I'M TURK <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH GERMAN <br> | |||
GERMAN IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A BRATWURST? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A PRETZEL? <br> | |||
GERMAN IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
ADOLF HITLER IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING GERMANY <br> | |||
I'M SPACE MARINE <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH HERETIC <br> | |||
HERETIC IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE? <br> | |||
HERETIC IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
HORUS IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING HERETIC <br> | |||
I'M SNAKE <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH GENOME SOLDIER <br> | |||
GENOME SOLDIER IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT AN ALERT? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT SOME BACKUP? <br> | |||
GENOME SOLDIER IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
LIQUID SNAKE IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING GENOME SOLDIERS <br> | |||
I'M OLDFAG <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH NEWFAG <br> | |||
NEWFAG IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A CANCER? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A [[Boxxy|BOXXY]]? <br> | |||
NEWFAG IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
BOXxY IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING NEWFAG <br> | |||
I'M [[Hippies|VEGAN]] <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH MEAT EATERS <br> | |||
MEAT EATERS ARE PIGS <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A COW? <br> | |||
DOW YOU WANT A FISH? <br> | |||
MEAT EATERS ARE PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
BLACK PEOPLE ARE MURDERERS <br> | |||
FUCKING MEAT EATERS <br> | |||
I'M MOD <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH [[CP]] <br> | |||
CP IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A PARTYVAN? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT FBI? <br> | |||
CP IS DISGUSTING <br> | |||
SCORPIONS CD COVER IS PERMABAN <br> | |||
FUCKING CP <br> | |||
I'M [[Nazis|NAZI]] <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH [[Communists|COMMUNIST]] <br> | |||
COMMUNIST IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A REVOLUTION? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A STRIKE? <br> | |||
COMMUNISM IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
KARL MARX IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING BOLSHEVIKS <br> | |||
I'M PETER PARKER <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH J. JONAH JAMESON <br> | |||
J. JONAH JAMESON IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A GOOD STORY? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT SOME PHOTOS? <br> | |||
J. JONAH JAMESON IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
ROBBIE IS A NIGGER <br> | |||
FUCKING DAILY BUGLE <br> | |||
I'M UN <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH NORTH KOREA <br> | |||
NORTH KOREA IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A NUKE? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A FOOD? <br> | |||
NORTH KOREA IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
KIM JUNG IL IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING NORTH KOREA <br> | |||
I'M [[Lord of the Rings|RINGWRAITH]] <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH GONDOR <br> | |||
GONDOR IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A WHITE TREE? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A KING? <br> | |||
GONDOR IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
ARAGORN IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING FREE PEOPLES <br> | |||
I'M PROTAGONIST <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH ANTAGONIST <br> | |||
ANTAGONIST IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A EVIL PLAN? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A CONCLUDING EPIC BATTLE? <br> | |||
ANTAGONIST IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
ANTAGONIST IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING PLOT <br> | |||
I'M [[Josef Fritzl|AUSTRIAN]] <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH BASEMENT <br> | |||
BASEMENT IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A BASEMENT? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A BASEMENT? <br> | |||
BASEMENT IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
BASEMENT IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING BASEMENT <br> | |||
I'M [[Starcraft|ZERG]] <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH PROTOSS <br> | |||
PROTOSS IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A PROBE? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT ADDITIONAL PYLONS? <br> | |||
PROTOSS IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
ZERATUL IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING SHAKURAS <br> | |||
I'M PROTOSS <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH ZERG <br> | |||
ZERG IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT MORE OVERLORDS? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT TO RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF MY PYLONS WITH YOUR GUARDIANS? <br> | |||
ZERG IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
THE OVERMIND IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING ZERG <br> | |||
I'M [[Team Fortress 2|SPY]] <br> | |||
SON OF BITCH PYRO <br> | |||
PYRO IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A BACKBURNER? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A DOMINATION? <br> | |||
PYRO IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
GABE NEWELL IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING PYRO <br> | |||
I'M [[Candlejack|CANDLEJACK]] <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH FREA <br> | |||
I'M SHADOW <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH JAGUAR <br> | |||
JAGUAR IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A CONCUSSION CANNON? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A OVERHEAD THROW? <br> | |||
JAGUAR IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
MAJOR KREISSACK IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING OMF 2097 <br> | |||
I'M [[Doom|DOOM]] GUY <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH DEMONS <br> | |||
DEMONS IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A SPIDER MASTERMIND? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A [[Boyfriend-free girl|BFG]] 9000? <br> | |||
DEMONS IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
I AM THE DEMONS <br> | |||
FUCKING PETER CHIMAERA <br> | |||
I'M HARKONNEN <br> | |||
SON OF A BITCH ATREIDES <br> | |||
ATREIDES IS PIG <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A MELANGE? <br> | |||
DO YOU WANT A WATER OF LIFE? <br> | |||
ATREIDES IS PIG DISGUSTING <br> | |||
PAUL MUAD'DIB IS A MURDERER <br> | |||
FUCKING CALADAN <br> | |||
==Is it a meme yet?== | |||
The only way to find out is to post it [[over 9000]] times until confirmation is received, or until this thing turns into another [[Milhouse]] or boring [[copypasta]]. | |||
==Controversy!== | |||
Apparently, the thread that popped up on 2/13/09 was just a repeat of content already found [http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=24618024 in the Archives], and it was speculated by many n00bs that OP was actually a [[troll]]. Naturally, nobody else cared. | |||
{{squote|'''Repost or not, it is still hilarious.'''|[[Anonymous]]|on the [[truth]]}} | |||
[[Category:Chans]] | |||
Revision as of 03:46, 10 August 2011
In the beginning, it was a love letter from an adoring Korean to Americans in response to the goodwill that the U.S. military has spread around the world over the course of the past six decades, and the W years in particular:
I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A
Following in the tradition of such phrases as In b4 X and X? in my Y?, I'M X can be used in many different ways.
Birth of a copypasta
After the initial post, it took /b/ quite a while to get things rolling (about 20 minutes, which equals about 100 /b/ years), but once the wheels were moving, nothing could stop the torrent of imitations and reduxes by many a soul who had never lurked in his life. By following a very simple formula, many minor lulz can be generated with little to no effort or grammatical skill:
Copy this:
I'M X SON OF A BITCH Y Y IS PIG DO YOU WANT A Y? DO YOU WANT A Y? Y IS PIG DISGUSTING Y IS A MURDERER FUCKING Y
Replace X and Y with relevant nouns.
Let's see the formula at work!
Examples
I'M IPOD
SON OF A BITCH IPAD
IPAD IS PIG
DO YOU WANT MULTITASKING?
DO YOU WANT CAMERA?
IPAD IS PIG DISGUSTING
STEVE JOBS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING APPLE
I'M GLADOS
SON OF A BITCH CHELL
CHELL IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A CAKE?
DO YOU WANT A MODIFIED DEVICE?
CHELL IS PIG DISGUSTING
BLACK MESA IS A MURDERER
FUCKING PORTALS
I'M A BRITON
SON OF A BITCH ROMAN
ROMAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A SOME CRUSTULA?
DO YOU WANT SOME DENARII?
ROMAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
CASSIUS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ROMA
I'M DEATH
SON OF A BITCH LIFE
LIFE IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A LONG?
DO YOU WANT PAIN FREE?
LIFE IS PIG DISGUSTING
HAPPINESS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING EXISTENCE
I'M WIKIPEDIA
SON OF A BITCH ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA
ED IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A CP?
DO YOU WANT A TROLL?
ED IS PIG DISGUSTING
JOSEPH EVERS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ED
I'M GERMAN
SON OF A BITCH FRENCH
FRENCH IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A WAR GUILT CLAUSE?
DO YOU WANT REPARATIONS?
FRENCH IS PIG DISGUSTING
POINCARE IS A MURDERER
FUCKING FRANCE
I'M NINJA
SON OF A BITCH PIRATE
PIRATE IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A TREASURE?
DO YOU WANT A RUM?
PIRATE IS PIG DISGUSTING
ED TEACH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING PIRATES
I'M DUTCH
SON OF A BITCH GERMAN
GERMAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A PORSCHE?
DO YOU WANT A HITLER?
GERMANY IS PIG DISGUSTING
ADOLF HITLER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING GERMANY
I'M MARTIAN
SON OF BITCH EARTHLING
EARTH IS PIG
DO YOU WANT NUCLEAR WAR?
DO YOU WANT DISEASE?
EARTHLING PIG IS DISGUSTING
NEW WORLD ORDER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING EARTH
I'M A NIGGER
SON OF A NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER IS NIGGER
DO YOU WANT A NIGGER?
DO YOU WANT A NIGGER?
NIGGER IS NIGGER DISGUSTING
NIGGER IS A NIGGER
FUCKING NIGGER
I'M GARDEN HOSE
SON OF A BITCH DIRT
DIRT IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A NUTRIENT?
DO YOU WANT A MOISTURE?
DIRT IS PIG DISGUSTING
SUN IS A MURDERER
FUCKING MULCH
I'M SPARTAN
SON OF A BITCH PERSIAN
PERSIAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT SOME LAND?
DO YOU WANT SOME WATER?
PERSIAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
XERXES I IS A MURDERER
FUCKING PERSIA
I'M RUSSIAN
SON OF BITCH CHECHNYA
CHECHNYA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BEHEADING?
DO YOU WANT OWN COUNTRY?
CHECHNYA IS PIG DISGUSTING
CHECHNYA IS TERRORIST
FUCKING CHECHNYA
I'M FIRE
SON OF A BITCH AUSTRALIAN
AUSTRALIANS ARE FAGGOTS
DO YOU WANT YOUR HOMES TO BURN?
DO YOU WANT YOUR BUSHES ON FIRE?
AUSTRALIANS ARE FUCKING PUSSIES
YOU STARTED ME
FUCKING AUSTRALIANS
I'M RED SOX
SON OF A BITCH YANKEE
YANKEE IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A PLAYOFF?
DO YOU WANT A RING?
YANKEE IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE STEINBRENNER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING YANKEE
I'M TURK
SON OF A BITCH GERMAN
GERMAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A BRATWURST?
DO YOU WANT A PRETZEL?
GERMAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
ADOLF HITLER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING GERMANY
I'M SPACE MARINE
SON OF A BITCH HERETIC
HERETIC IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?
DO YOU WANT A SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE?
HERETIC IS PIG DISGUSTING
HORUS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING HERETIC
I'M SNAKE
SON OF A BITCH GENOME SOLDIER
GENOME SOLDIER IS PIG
DO YOU WANT AN ALERT?
DO YOU WANT SOME BACKUP?
GENOME SOLDIER IS PIG DISGUSTING
LIQUID SNAKE IS A MURDERER
FUCKING GENOME SOLDIERS
I'M OLDFAG
SON OF A BITCH NEWFAG
NEWFAG IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A CANCER?
DO YOU WANT A BOXXY?
NEWFAG IS PIG DISGUSTING
BOXxY IS A MURDERER
FUCKING NEWFAG
I'M VEGAN
SON OF A BITCH MEAT EATERS
MEAT EATERS ARE PIGS
DO YOU WANT A COW?
DOW YOU WANT A FISH?
MEAT EATERS ARE PIG DISGUSTING
BLACK PEOPLE ARE MURDERERS
FUCKING MEAT EATERS
I'M MOD
SON OF A BITCH CP
CP IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A PARTYVAN?
DO YOU WANT FBI?
CP IS DISGUSTING
SCORPIONS CD COVER IS PERMABAN
FUCKING CP
I'M NAZI
SON OF A BITCH COMMUNIST
COMMUNIST IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A REVOLUTION?
DO YOU WANT A STRIKE?
COMMUNISM IS PIG DISGUSTING
KARL MARX IS A MURDERER
FUCKING BOLSHEVIKS
I'M PETER PARKER
SON OF A BITCH J. JONAH JAMESON
J. JONAH JAMESON IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A GOOD STORY?
DO YOU WANT SOME PHOTOS?
J. JONAH JAMESON IS PIG DISGUSTING
ROBBIE IS A NIGGER
FUCKING DAILY BUGLE
I'M UN
SON OF A BITCH NORTH KOREA
NORTH KOREA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A NUKE?
DO YOU WANT A FOOD?
NORTH KOREA IS PIG DISGUSTING
KIM JUNG IL IS A MURDERER
FUCKING NORTH KOREA
I'M RINGWRAITH
SON OF A BITCH GONDOR
GONDOR IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A WHITE TREE?
DO YOU WANT A KING?
GONDOR IS PIG DISGUSTING
ARAGORN IS A MURDERER
FUCKING FREE PEOPLES
I'M PROTAGONIST
SON OF A BITCH ANTAGONIST
ANTAGONIST IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A EVIL PLAN?
DO YOU WANT A CONCLUDING EPIC BATTLE?
ANTAGONIST IS PIG DISGUSTING
ANTAGONIST IS A MURDERER
FUCKING PLOT
I'M AUSTRIAN
SON OF A BITCH BASEMENT
BASEMENT IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A BASEMENT?
DO YOU WANT A BASEMENT?
BASEMENT IS PIG DISGUSTING
BASEMENT IS A MURDERER
FUCKING BASEMENT
I'M ZERG
SON OF A BITCH PROTOSS
PROTOSS IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A PROBE?
DO YOU WANT ADDITIONAL PYLONS?
PROTOSS IS PIG DISGUSTING
ZERATUL IS A MURDERER
FUCKING SHAKURAS
I'M PROTOSS
SON OF A BITCH ZERG
ZERG IS PIG
DO YOU WANT MORE OVERLORDS?
DO YOU WANT TO RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF MY PYLONS WITH YOUR GUARDIANS?
ZERG IS PIG DISGUSTING
THE OVERMIND IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ZERG
I'M SPY
SON OF BITCH PYRO
PYRO IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A BACKBURNER?
DO YOU WANT A DOMINATION?
PYRO IS PIG DISGUSTING
GABE NEWELL IS A MURDERER
FUCKING PYRO
I'M CANDLEJACK
SON OF A BITCH FREA
I'M SHADOW
SON OF A BITCH JAGUAR
JAGUAR IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A CONCUSSION CANNON?
DO YOU WANT A OVERHEAD THROW?
JAGUAR IS PIG DISGUSTING
MAJOR KREISSACK IS A MURDERER
FUCKING OMF 2097
I'M DOOM GUY
SON OF A BITCH DEMONS
DEMONS IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A SPIDER MASTERMIND?
DO YOU WANT A BFG 9000?
DEMONS IS PIG DISGUSTING
I AM THE DEMONS
FUCKING PETER CHIMAERA
I'M HARKONNEN
SON OF A BITCH ATREIDES
ATREIDES IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A MELANGE?
DO YOU WANT A WATER OF LIFE?
ATREIDES IS PIG DISGUSTING
PAUL MUAD'DIB IS A MURDERER
FUCKING CALADAN
Is it a meme yet?
The only way to find out is to post it over 9000 times until confirmation is received, or until this thing turns into another Milhouse or boring copypasta.
Controversy!
Apparently, the thread that popped up on 2/13/09 was just a repeat of content already found in the Archives, and it was speculated by many n00bs that OP was actually a troll. Naturally, nobody else cared.