Modern Warfare 3

Modern Warfare 3, also known as Camp: the game 2, is the upcoming successor to the best selling series Modern Warfare. Of course, it is due to release months from now, but it is destined to be utter shit like all the rest of it's predecessors, so heres some shit that is useful to the context.

Multiplayer

All anyone cares about, Infinity Ward also introduces new game modes to further please the Aspie ridden fan base that will react out of instinct to buy anything with "Call of Duty" or "Modern Warfare" branded to it instantly.

Game modes

Team Deathmatch - Point and shoot at the opposite team. Just like before.

Kill Confirmed - A useless Copypasta of TDM, but you now have to pick up a downed teammate's dogtags to score points.

Capture the Flag - Run, walk, run some more, walk, repeat until you capture the flag. 99.999999 percent of the time you will get killed by a camper/Claymore upon touching it.

Domination - Campfest. 'Nuff said.

Search and Destroy - AKA "Search and Don't go for the objective and camp" or "Trollfest". Lame as ever.

Team Defender - Capture the flag except you get points by guarding the flag carrier. Apparently so skillful.

See also

• Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, which this game's source code is ripped off of.
• Modern Warfare 2, which it's source code is also ripped off of.
• Call of Duty: Black Ops, the franchise's previous game.
• Aspies, which is required to play.
• Shit, which the game is, due to what the prequels indicate.
• Virgin, everyone who plays it.
• Griefing, which occurs.