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[[Over 9000]] years ago, the [[skiddies|internet gods']] servers were overloaded with so much [[furry|furry porn]] that they needed to [[rape|borrow]] some [[database error|bandwidth]] from their [[niggers|customers]]. So, they created [[JavaScript]], a funtastic scripting language for the web browser. But that wasn't enough. JavaScript was limited in what it could do, so Microsoft decided to unleash upon the world [[shit|ActiveX]], [[flash|Macromedia Flash]], [[XML]], [[Java]], [[CSS]], [[last measure|and all of the things that cause browser incompatibilities today]]. Later, all of these [[shit|web technologies]] were called AJAX, after the shitty cleaning product. | [[Over 9000]] years ago, the [[skiddies|internet gods']] servers were overloaded with so much [[furry|furry porn]] that they needed to [[rape|borrow]] some [[database error|bandwidth]] from their [[niggers|customers]]. So, they created [[JavaScript]], a funtastic scripting language for the web browser. But that wasn't enough. JavaScript was limited in what it could do, so Microsoft decided to unleash upon the world [[shit|ActiveX]], [[flash|Macromedia Flash]], [[XML]], [[Java]], [[CSS]], [[last measure|and all of the things that cause browser incompatibilities today]]. Later, all of these [[shit|web technologies]] were called AJAX, after the shitty cleaning product. | ||
Some boring facts: | |||
#There are [[cum|LOADS]] of frameworks-libraries to handle [[TL;DR]] AJAX codes. | #There are [[cum|LOADS]] of frameworks-libraries to handle [[TL;DR]] AJAX codes. | ||
#[[demotivator|You will be demotivated before writing AJAX codes.]] | #[[demotivator|You will be demotivated before writing AJAX codes.]] | ||
#It's hard to handle errors using AJAX | #It's hard to handle errors using AJAX. That's why AJAX sites often return "something happened we are fixing #t" errors. It's a lie, they aren't really informed about which part of the code failed. | ||
#[[shit noone cares about|You | #[[shit noone cares about|You can't just click "back".]] | ||
#[[java|It's incompatible with platforms.]] | #[[java|It's incompatible with platforms.]] | ||
#[[truth|Using AJAX framework makes you dependent to the framework]] | #[[truth|Using AJAX framework makes you dependent to the framework]] | ||
==List of Ajax== | ==List of Ajax== | ||
Revision as of 11:03, 23 September 2011
AJAX is a series of web technologies developed by Micro$oft in 1999. Basically, it's just all of the non-standard, half-working JavaScript functions in a hugbox. Take any successful Flash portal and you'll find AJAX pouring maple syrup in the gas tank.
History
Over 9000 years ago, the internet gods' servers were overloaded with so much furry porn that they needed to borrow some bandwidth from their customers. So, they created JavaScript, a funtastic scripting language for the web browser. But that wasn't enough. JavaScript was limited in what it could do, so Microsoft decided to unleash upon the world ActiveX, Macromedia Flash, XML, Java, CSS, and all of the things that cause browser incompatibilities today. Later, all of these web technologies were called AJAX, after the shitty cleaning product.
Some boring facts:
- There are LOADS of frameworks-libraries to handle TL;DR AJAX codes.
- You will be demotivated before writing AJAX codes.
- It's hard to handle errors using AJAX. That's why AJAX sites often return "something happened we are fixing #t" errors. It's a lie, they aren't really informed about which part of the code failed.
- You can't just click "back".
- It's incompatible with platforms.
- Using AJAX framework makes you dependent to the framework
List of Ajax
AJAX comes in many forms, such as:
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