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| {{Ibhead|<big>'''Jake Davison'''</big>}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Britfag]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png]]}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 2}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
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| '''Jake Davison''' (otherwise known as '''Jake3572''' and '''Professor Waffle'''), was a [[basement-dwelling]] [[incel]] who decided to shoot up his neighborhood in Plymouth, [[UK]], on August 12, 2021. Motivated by [[Hatred (Video Game)|misanthropy]] and a hatred of women (especially his mother), he set out to commit the lulziest [[High Score]] since [[Derrick Bird]]'s escapade ten years before (with a shitty pump action shotgun). However, he would ultimately fall short, only getting 5 frags before [[An hero|an heroing]]. Despite the low kill count, incels will most likely be put in the international spotlight again, and Britain will most likely [[Gun control|ban all guns]] this time.
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| ==Background==
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| [[File:JakeDavisonRateMeVerif.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|[[Fact|Yes, you are in fact ugly!]]]]
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| Before the shooting, Jake had complained about [[forever alone|being alone]] and had posted workout videos on his since-deleted [[YouTube|JEWTube]] channel.
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| However, on his [[Reddit]], he was more unfiltered, complaining about [[women]] (in particular his mother), and lamented at the thought of being an [[incel]]. He would make posts and comments against women and society on incel-related subreddits, including but not limited to: {{Reddit|doomer|r/doomer}}<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/doomer/comments/p3n0cw/this_sub_is_not_getting_terminated/ This sub is not getting terminated.]</ref>, {{Reddit|IncelsInAction|r/IncelsInAction}}, {{Reddit|IncelExit|r/IncelExit}}, {{Reddit|virgin|r/virgin}}<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/virgin/comments/p3v7jv/official_thread_for_all_discussions_regarding_the/ Official Thread for All Discussions Regarding the Plymouth Shooting]</ref>, and {{Reddit|UglyUncensored|r/UglyUncensored}}<ref>[https://archive.is/My055 Important statement regarding the Plymouth shooting]</ref>. He had also made several comments on {{Reddit|conservative|r/conservative}}, that speculated that the [[Fake news|media]] were really the ones responsible for [[mass shooting]]s, even going as far as mentioning the [[Hungerford Massacre]] by name.
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| A week before the shooting, Jake uploaded a video to his since-deleted [[YouTube]] channel, where he ranted about being done with everything and wanting to [[an hero|end it all]]. He also mentioned that he was going to be "the next [[Terminator]]". In this time, he also ranted against his mother for "taking" his [[Aspie]] money ([https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/aug/13/plymouth-shooting-suspect-what-we-know-jake-davison yes, really]) that was given to him by the government.
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| A day before the shooting, [[Reddit]] [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/08/14/reddit-suspended-jake-davisons-account-day-shooting-harassed/ baleeted his account] for sexually harassing a [[16-year old girl]]<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTear/comments/ozn9kq/its_kind_of_long_but_trust_me_its_worth_the_read/ its kind of long but trust me its worth the read.]</ref>. Knowing Jake's obsession with the [[neckbeard]] side of Reddit, this is most likely what set him off to go on a killing spree.
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| ===Britbongistan's Gun Laws===
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| Due to the escapades of [[Michael Ryan]] and [[Thomas Hamilton]], guns are very hard to get in the UK. As a result, most of the High Scores in the United Kingdom have either been [[Khalid Masood|trucks of peace]], [[London Bridge Attack 2017|knives of peace]], or [[Ariana Grande Massacre|bombs of peace]]. However, if one chooses to go the [[mass shooting]] route for their UK High Score run, they first would be facing a limited arsenal selection, as any kind of semi-automatic weapon (handguns and [[Assault rifle|rifles]]) is banned in the [[England|land of Engs]]. Should one get their hands on either a revolver or a bolt-action rifle, they are limited to .22 caliber only, as every other caliber is also banned in the UK. Pump-action shotguns are somewhat less restricted in the UK, which is the route Jake decided to take.
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| Even if one manages to get a firearm in England, they then have to be subjected to a background check, which includes a check on all social media (we wouldn't expect anything less from [[1984|Airstrip One]]). Naturally, this should've barred Jake from getting a firearm, but it is unclear why the [[Police|bobbies]] decided to drop the ball, especially since they have no problem persecuting anyone who has committed the crime of wrongthink.
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| Jake actually had his gun taken away in December 2020, due to him bopping a couple of [[chav]]s over the head, but his guns were returned to him a month before the shooting, after he completed an anger management course.
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| ==The Shooting==
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| Just before the shooting, Jake was [https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-devon-58260590 having an argument] with his [[Mom|mum]], with her most likely telling him that he had a [[Truth|sad and pathetic existence]]. So in response, he killed his mom with a pump action shotgun, killing the woman he seemingly hated the most.
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| From there, after most likely thinking "eh fuck it, [[High Score|might as well get some more while I'm at it]]", he decided to take his incel rage out to the streets, first killing a father and his [[Adam Lanza|3-year old daughter]] (he wounded them at first, then [[Sick fuck|shot them each at point blank range]]). He then continued his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Unruh walk of death] to a nearby park, shooting anybody he saw along the way, killing 2 more people. After shooting his final victim, Jake came to the realization that the [[Party van|constables]] are most likely on their way, so he decided to do what he should've done in the first place; [[an hero]]. With this final act, he died as the way he lived, a [[virgin]] who couldn't score.
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| ==Aftermath==
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| Besides the usual condemnation from [[Women|roasties]] and [[feminists]] who drum the usual beat of "ZOMG muh evil [[straight]] [[white]] [[male]]s", most of the reactions so far have come from people who are wondering why the hell the British authorities [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/plymouth-shootings-gun-jake-davison-b1902665.html dropped the ball] on Jake. Namely, why he was allowed to keep his guns when he had documented anger issues and mental illness.
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| It's too early to determine the long term ramifications of Jake's actions, but we here at ED are predicting two things will likely come from this: The UK will likely follow in the footsteps of [[Canada|Canuckistan]] and declare incels as a terror threat, and Britain will most likely [[Gun control|tighten gun laws even further]].
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| ==Loadout==
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| *'''Primary''': Shotgun
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| *Britbong Hunting shotgun. '''69-125 Damage.'''
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| ==Graded Score==
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| {{GradedScore|5|5 dead, 2 injured|17| |10|Unoriginal mass shooting, in a country that hasn't seen one in at least a decade.|10|Moderate amount of butthurt in the UK, nobody cares anywhere else.|20|Lulziest UK High Score since Derrick Bird|62|D|Not bad, but not the best.}}
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| <span style="font-size:16pt;font-weight:bold">Wanted Level:</span>
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| <span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Constabulary'''</span>
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| ==Gallery==
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| <center><gallery>
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| File:Jake3572GayDoctor.png|
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| File:Jake3572Mother.jpg|
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| File:Jake3572Virgin.jpg|
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| File:Jake3572Virgin2.jpg|
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| File:ProfessorWaffleJokerYTComment.jpg|
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| File:Jake3572MassShootings.jpeg|
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| File:Jake3572Truecels.png|
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| File:Jake3572Movies.png|
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| File:Jake3572WomenTreated.png|
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| File:Jake3572TooLate.png|
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| File:Jake3572LateBloomer.png|
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| File:Jake3572Disability.png|
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| File:Jake3572SocialProgram.png|
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==Videos==
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| {{videoframe|Vidyas|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
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| |[[File:Jake3572RedditDMs.mp4|275px]]<br>'''The DM's he sent to the 16-year old girl.'''
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| |[[File:ProfessorWaffleTerminator.mp4]]
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| |[[File:JakeDavisonStoreCCTV.mp4|500px]]
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| }}
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| ==External Links==
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| *{{Reddituser|Jake3572|Reddit account #1 (has since been baleeted)}}
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| *{{Reddituser|professorwaffle3|Reddit account #2 (also baleeted)}}
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| *<s>{{instagram|workinprogress245|His Instagram}}</s> Baleeted!
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| *<s>{{ytchannel|UChDOXWY6os8cslwzrndcSgw|Professor Waffle}}</s> Baleeted! ([https://archive.org/details/jake-davison-youtube-archive Archive 1], [https://mega.nz/folder/MPAm1ZiY#HJAbac2HE388djTu7fnOzg Archive 2], {{archive|1d6gc|Archive of who he subbed to}})
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| *<s>{{fb|jake.davison.756|His Facebook}}</s> Baleeted!
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| *{{kf|97888|KiwiFarms thread}}
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| *[https://imgur.com/a/nBbplPl An imgur post of his that he used for r/RateMe]
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Derrick Bird]]
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| *[[Michael Ryan]]
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| *[[Thomas Hamilton]]
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| *[[Raoul Moat]]
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| *[[Elliot Rodger]]
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| ==References==
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| {{An Heroes}}
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| {{High Scores}}
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| {{dyingalone}}
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| {{britfags}}
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| [[Category:People|Davison, Jake]]
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| [[Category:2021]]
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