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{{ibhead|<big>'''Jacob Sockness'''</big>}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|April 1st, 1983}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[San Francisco]], [[California]]}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Retard|Black Magick Practioner]]}} | |||
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==About== | ==About== | ||
Jacob Sockness | '''Jacob Sockness''' was an unironic simp of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned a-logger. He is your typical retard [[furry]] who believes in [[bullshit|black magic]] and wants to be in a [[gay]] relationship with Chris Chan. He lives in [[section 8]] housing in [[San Francisco]] (we know this because he [[doxxed]] himself) so all the degenerate shit he's into is encouraged by his surroundings. Not much is known about his early life though, but the leading theory is that he was a used condom that mutated after being thrown into one of San Francisco's [[India|designated shitting streets]]. However, <s>he does have a large online footprint</s> EVERYTHING HAS BEEN FUCKING [[BALEETED]]. This man's [[aspergers|spergery]] is lost media. | ||
[[File:sockness.png|thumb|This is what happens when you [[autism|vaccinate your kids]]]] | |||
==Autism== | ==Autism== | ||
Jacob's autism can be described as the bastard love child of [[Anthony 'A-Log' Logatto|A-Log]] and [[Erik "Tazman" Mokracek|Erik Mokracek's]] hyper obsession and [[aspergers|ass burgers]]. This is shown in his unhealthy obsession and cyber stalking of Chris Chan, as well as his [[voodoo| new age-y pagan lifestyle]]. For the latter look at the gallery, it's too autistic to be described by words. | Jacob's autism can be described as the bastard love child of [[Anthony 'A-Log' Logatto|A-Log]] and [[Erik "Tazman" Mokracek|Erik Mokracek's]] hyper obsession and [[aspergers|ass burgers]]. This is shown in his unhealthy obsession and cyber stalking of Chris Chan, as well as his [[voodoo| new age-y pagan lifestyle]]. For the latter look at the gallery, it's too autistic to be described by words. | ||
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==Jacob and Chris== | ==Jacob and Chris== | ||
Starting in mid 2018, Jacob began to obsess over Chris Chan. Initially he was the typical [[13 year old boy|ween]] but then he started to develop actual romantic and sexual feelings for Chris. Due to him being a plushophile, he actually made a makeshift Chris out of an old stuffed doll and ragged clothing he had lying around, probably harvested from a hobo. He would then go onto [[Reddit]], where he would go onto long posts about how he wanted to [[what|spoon Chris and make him his sex slave]]. Obviously this made him hated on numerous subreddits, including the Chris Chan one. {{archive|TYihX}} | Starting in mid 2018, Jacob began to obsess over Chris Chan. Initially he was the typical [[13 year old boy|ween]] but then he started to develop actual romantic and sexual feelings for Chris. Due to him being a plushophile, he actually made a makeshift Chris out of an old stuffed doll and ragged clothing he had lying around, probably harvested from a hobo. He would then go onto [[Reddit]], where he would go onto long posts about how he wanted to [[what|spoon Chris and make him his sex slave]]. Obviously this made him hated on numerous subreddits, including the Chris Chan one. {{archive|TYihX}} | ||
<center>[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_qGdU_XzKVx5qWHZZg7lh6mDn6oWamZT/view?usp=sharing|A Special Surprise!]</center> | |||
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==Online Accounts== | ==Online Accounts== | ||
* Email: [email protected] | * Email: [email protected] | ||
* Mirror Youtube: A collection of some of Jacob Sockness' greatest hits | |||
* {{twitter|darkseed2012}} | * {{twitter|darkseed2012}} | ||
* {{reddituser|luvshak214}} | * {{reddituser|luvshak214}} | ||
* {{reddituser|drunkendragon415}} | |||
* xHamster: https://xhamster.com/users/chris-kink {{archive|Ffft}} | |||
* Zazzle: https://www.zazzle.com/drunken_dragon | * Zazzle: https://www.zazzle.com/drunken_dragon | ||
* Lulu Books: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/JacobJS | * Lulu Books: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/JacobJS | ||
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*[[Anthony 'A-Log' Logatto]] | *[[Anthony 'A-Log' Logatto]] | ||
*[[Retardation]] | *[[Retardation]] | ||
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]] | |||
{{Dying Alone}} | {{Dying Alone}} | ||
Revision as of 03:24, 21 September 2021
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This person is a sick fuck!
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Jacob Sockness looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Jacob Sockness | |
| Born | April 1st, 1983 |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Residence | San Francisco, California |
| Occupation | Black Magick Practioner
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About
Jacob Sockness was an unironic simp of Christian Weston Chandler turned a-logger. He is your typical retard furry who believes in black magic and wants to be in a gay relationship with Chris Chan. He lives in section 8 housing in San Francisco (we know this because he doxxed himself) so all the degenerate shit he's into is encouraged by his surroundings. Not much is known about his early life though, but the leading theory is that he was a used condom that mutated after being thrown into one of San Francisco's designated shitting streets. However, he does have a large online footprint EVERYTHING HAS BEEN FUCKING BALEETED. This man's spergery is lost media.
Autism
Jacob's autism can be described as the bastard love child of A-Log and Erik Mokracek's hyper obsession and ass burgers. This is shown in his unhealthy obsession and cyber stalking of Chris Chan, as well as his new age-y pagan lifestyle. For the latter look at the gallery, it's too autistic to be described by words.
Jacob and Chris
Starting in mid 2018, Jacob began to obsess over Chris Chan. Initially he was the typical ween but then he started to develop actual romantic and sexual feelings for Chris. Due to him being a plushophile, he actually made a makeshift Chris out of an old stuffed doll and ragged clothing he had lying around, probably harvested from a hobo. He would then go onto Reddit, where he would go onto long posts about how he wanted to spoon Chris and make him his sex slave. Obviously this made him hated on numerous subreddits, including the Chris Chan one. 
(archive)
Online Accounts
- Email: [email protected]
- Mirror Youtube: A collection of some of Jacob Sockness' greatest hits
darkseed2012
luvshak214 (Archive 1)- drunkendragon415 (Archive 1)
- xHamster: https://xhamster.com/users/chris-kink (archive)
- Zazzle: https://www.zazzle.com/drunken_dragon
- Lulu Books: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/JacobJS
- ImageBucket: http://s1149.photobucket.com/user/darkseed2012/profile
Darkseed2012
KF thread
See Also
- Chris Chan
- Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
- Erik "Tazman" Mokracek
- Jeffy
- Anthony 'A-Log' Logatto
- Retardation
- Isabella Loretta Janke
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