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| '''E''' is a letter that can be placed before anything to indicate that it takes place on a computer, if not the [[internets]]. Love, for example, takes place [[IRL]] between a guy and the poor girl he's trying to mouth [[rape]]; in cybarspace, the equivalent is e-love.
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| ==Origins==
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| [[At least 100]] arcminutes ago, there was a nerd, who sent a message to another nerd. The nerds thought this was such a cool mode of communication that they dubbed it electronic mail. After realizing that no one on the internets could actually spell "electronic," they shortened it to e-mail.
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| A [[revolution]] was born. Suddenly there was e-news, e-commerce, and [[Habbo Hotel|e-aids]]. TV execs thought it was so cool that they named a cable network that had nothing to do with technology E.
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| To this day, "e" remains popular on [[teh]] web. [[Camwhore]]s can find out if they are e-loved by how many things have been bought off their e-wishlists. E-[[Jameth]] has an e-ass that you can put your e-cock into and become e-gay. Adding e- to anything makes it [[at least 100]] times <strike>better</strike> e-gayer. Try it!
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| N.B.: Using this prefix to compile the word "e-nerd" is [[not]] advised, as it is considered [[redundant]]. If this troubles you, know that your [[attorney at lol]] is acquainted with this phenomenon!
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| e is going out of favor in these modern times for a lowercase i, which basically is marketer attempts to mimic the [[crap|iPod]] and [[AIDS|spread it super fast]]. Cyber is also new, with [[E-Bully]] getting replaced by [[i|cyber bully]]. This is probably [[Fox News|Fox's]] fault.
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| ==Examples==
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| [[Image:South american email.jpg|thumb|Uruguay, lol!]]
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| *[[eBay]]
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| *[[E-bonics]]
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| *[[E-Bully]]
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| *[[E-copyright]]
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| *[[E-death]]
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| *[[E-dentity]]
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| *[[E-fame]]
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| *[[E-harem]]
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| *E-[[herpes]]
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| *[[E-Jihad]]
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| *[[E-lawyer]]
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| *[[E-mail]]
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| *[[E-nemy]]
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| *[[E-nnui]]
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| *E-oatmeal
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| *[[E-pal]]
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| *[[E-penis]]
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| *[[E-points]]
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| *[[E-Psychiatrist]]
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| *[[E-psychiatry]]
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| *[[E-Trust]]
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| *[[Internet Tough Guy|E-tough]]
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| *[[Scientology|E-meter]]
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| *[[User: E]] - also known as the fat-ass [[Brony]] who has no life or friends outside of ED
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| {{Language}}
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Revision as of 02:11, 23 September 2021
