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'''E''' is a letter that can be placed before anything to indicate that it takes place on a computer, if not the [[internets]]. Love, for example, takes place [[IRL]] between a guy and the poor girl he's trying to mouth [[rape]]; in cybarspace, the equivalent is e-love. | |||
==Origins== | |||
[[At least 100]] arcminutes ago, there was a nerd, who sent a message to another nerd. The nerds thought this was such a cool mode of communication that they dubbed it electronic mail. After realizing that no one on the internets could actually spell "electronic," they shortened it to e-mail. | |||
A [[revolution]] was born. Suddenly there was e-news, e-commerce, and [[Habbo Hotel|e-aids]]. TV execs thought it was so cool that they named a cable network that had nothing to do with technology E. | |||
To this day, "e" remains popular on [[teh]] web. [[Camwhore]]s can find out if they are e-loved by how many things have been bought off their e-wishlists. E-[[Jameth]] has an e-ass that you can put your e-cock into and become e-gay. Adding e- to anything makes it [[at least 100]] times <strike>better</strike> e-gayer. Try it! | |||
N.B.: Using this prefix to compile the word "e-nerd" is [[not]] advised, as it is considered [[redundant]]. If this troubles you, know that your [[attorney at lol]] is acquainted with this phenomenon! | |||
e is going out of favor in these modern times for a lowercase i, which basically is marketer attempts to mimic the [[crap|iPod]] and [[AIDS|spread it super fast]]. Cyber is also new, with [[E-Bully]] getting replaced by [[i|cyber bully]]. This is probably [[Fox News|Fox's]] fault. | |||
==Examples== | |||
[[Image:South american email.jpg|thumb|Uruguay, lol!]] | |||
*[[eBay]] | |||
*[[E-bonics]] | |||
*[[E-Bully]] | |||
*[[E-copyright]] | |||
*[[E-death]] | |||
*[[E-dentity]] | |||
*[[E-fame]] | |||
*[[E-harem]] | |||
*E-[[herpes]] | |||
*[[E-Jihad]] | |||
*[[E-lawyer]] | |||
*[[E-mail]] | |||
*[[E-nemy]] | |||
*[[E-nnui]] | |||
*E-oatmeal | |||
*[[E-pal]] | |||
*[[E-penis]] | |||
*[[E-points]] | |||
*[[E-Psychiatrist]] | |||
*[[E-psychiatry]] | |||
*[[E-Trust]] | |||
*[[Internet Tough Guy|E-tough]] | |||
*[[Scientology|E-meter]] | |||
*[[User: E]] - also known as the fat-ass [[Brony]] who has no life or friends outside of ED | |||
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Revision as of 02:14, 23 September 2021
E is a letter that can be placed before anything to indicate that it takes place on a computer, if not the internets. Love, for example, takes place IRL between a guy and the poor girl he's trying to mouth rape; in cybarspace, the equivalent is e-love.
Origins
At least 100 arcminutes ago, there was a nerd, who sent a message to another nerd. The nerds thought this was such a cool mode of communication that they dubbed it electronic mail. After realizing that no one on the internets could actually spell "electronic," they shortened it to e-mail.
A revolution was born. Suddenly there was e-news, e-commerce, and e-aids. TV execs thought it was so cool that they named a cable network that had nothing to do with technology E.
To this day, "e" remains popular on teh web. Camwhores can find out if they are e-loved by how many things have been bought off their e-wishlists. E-Jameth has an e-ass that you can put your e-cock into and become e-gay. Adding e- to anything makes it at least 100 times better e-gayer. Try it!
N.B.: Using this prefix to compile the word "e-nerd" is not advised, as it is considered redundant. If this troubles you, know that your attorney at lol is acquainted with this phenomenon!
e is going out of favor in these modern times for a lowercase i, which basically is marketer attempts to mimic the iPod and spread it super fast. Cyber is also new, with E-Bully getting replaced by cyber bully. This is probably Fox's fault.
Examples

- eBay
- E-bonics
- E-Bully
- E-copyright
- E-death
- E-dentity
- E-fame
- E-harem
- E-herpes
- E-Jihad
- E-lawyer
- E-nemy
- E-nnui
- E-oatmeal
- E-pal
- E-penis
- E-points
- E-Psychiatrist
- E-psychiatry
- E-Trust
- E-tough
- E-meter
- User: E - also known as the fat-ass Brony who has no life or friends outside of ED
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