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*'''The Guardians''' Two shitty neglectful parents to busy fucking each other, a furry with the powers, and an [[Weeaboo|animu nerd]] who thinks he's all awesome only to go get murdered by god-bitch with an inferiority complex. | *'''The Guardians''' Two shitty neglectful parents to busy fucking each other, a furry with the powers, and an [[Weeaboo|animu nerd]] who thinks he's all awesome only to go get murdered by god-bitch with an inferiority complex. | ||
*'''Jack''' Some asswipe in a legal department that fucked a queen with a bunny, took her jewelery, and went on to kill a bunch of shit that nobody cares about. This included Jade's subconscious manifestation, the Nigra queen, a bunch of peasants, time-traveling bird boy, and [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|Kamina wannabe]]. Eventually becomes a furry like he always dreamed when Bic the penis-terrier prototyped. As if the dick and rape tentacles sticking out of him already weren't enough. | *'''Jack''' Some asswipe in a legal department that fucked a queen with a bunny, took her jewelery, and went on to kill a bunch of shit that nobody cares about. This included Jade's subconscious manifestation, the Nigra queen, a bunch of peasants, time-traveling bird boy, and [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|Kamina wannabe]]. Eventually becomes a furry like he always dreamed when Bic the penis-terrier prototyped. As if the dick and rape tentacles sticking out of him already weren't enough. | ||
*'''[[poser|The Trolls]]''' The only reason why [[You|people]] actually read this horrid comic, mainly because [[Asking for it|they are all bisexual]] and have [[Animu archetypes|animu archetype]] personalities, making 13-15 year old girls get pedophile-infested thoughts. The moment any of them are mentioned they will instantly start fapping to their [[Sick fuck|kawaii]] [[Pedophilia|13-year old rape]] [[Rule 34|pornz]]. | *'''[[poser|The Trolls]]''' The only reason why [[You|people]] actually read this horrid comic, mainly because [[Asking for it|they are all bisexual]] and have [[Animu archetypes|animu archetype]] personalities, making 13-15 year old girls get pedophile-infested thoughts. The moment any of them are mentioned they will instantly start fapping to their [[Sick fuck|kawaii]] [[Pedophilia|13-year old rape]] [[Rule 34|pornz]]. They all fucking suck at trolling, and have [[Asperger's|asinine typing "quirks"]]. | ||
*'''AH''' For more confirmation of the author not having a life, he decided to add himself as a character. | *'''AH''' For more confirmation of the author not having a life, he decided to add himself as a character. | ||
*'''Everybody Else''' Well that pretty much sums Homestucks [[Lie|diverse cast of characters]]. There are also the sand-nigras, <s>but they'll die of crab-dick soon enough.</s> but they get slaughtered by a raging [[furry]]. | *'''Everybody Else''' Well that pretty much sums Homestucks [[Lie|diverse cast of characters]]. There are also the sand-nigras, <s>but they'll die of crab-dick soon enough.</s> but they get slaughtered by a raging [[furry]]. | ||
Revision as of 17:37, 20 November 2011
Microsoft Shit Pint Adventures is some interactive flash or some bullshit thing like that, disguised as the atrocity that is a webcomic medium. Which as we all know, is the most fucking terrible kind of medium. It involves various stories involving furries, bullshit plots, underage kids in sexual relations, and some of the most horrible crap you will ever read. It's stories are suggested and made by the fanbase, who happen to be shitting-maggot homosexuals who are clearly sexually deprived when you consider how far they attempt to push their shitty self-insert fantasies in the format of shipping. For those of you that don't know, shipping it the action of taking a plastic ship and seeing how far up your ass you can shove it while fucking yourself to your sickening disease. And yet this still manages to be one of the best webcomics on the intarwebz. Way to set the bar real high, guys.
The Author, Andrass Husshit, is a aspie Jew who lives off of donations and the shitty products that he sells, such as the motherfucking hideous designs for T-shirts, the ear-ripping noises that pass off as music, and other convoluted methods.
What is this, I don't even?
Bard Quest and Jailbreak
In these two pieces of shit nobody cares about, an unnamed man attempts to escape from a prison cell. Neither of these stories were finished, and reflect Husshit's lazy ass work ethic. But if they were finished, they would reveal Husshit's sick collection of sick shit. The only reason he couldn't continue his sick shit further was because he realized he couldn't get more Jew without sucking the fans pork-lances any harder.
Thankfully, thanks to the efforts of Tim Buckley, "Choose Your Own Adventure" comics were made much, much worse. Not that he is original or anything.
Problem Sleuth
Problem Sleuth is the story of some detective dude and his two jerk-off buddies, Lord Deuce and Captain Pickle Insertion. It starts with them in their room jacking off to the scenery that exist, made rather evident by the bullshit backgrounds Husshit attempts to draw. Eventually they get out and other stupid shit happens. They go to a bunch of places that aren't notable to be mentioned and solve puzzles too obscure for your Webster dictionary to comprehend. Eventually they fight the Demon Orgy KingDick, because he's all up in their shit and waving his junk up in there. They get pissed, shit happens, and it all ends in shit nobody understands or cares for.
Overall, an incoherent storyline, unreadable art, and nothing you should ever even attempt read, lest you waste your time looking at horse dick.
Home Stuck
The latest abomination to be flung into the world by Andrew. The plot is a fucking disaster, so we can barely describe what this abortion is all about. Homosuck has literally became the Naruto of webcomics, shitting out one of the most deranged, god-awful fandoms since My Little Pony's. These people have literally made it their religon, saying "oh gog" instead of "oh god", wanting to fuck in a bucket, posting pictures of themselves cosplaying as characters in thigh highs (stay classy, Tumblr), buying shirts and rehashed fingernails-to-chalkboard "music", and other horrid things of which if we went further you would have already been vomiting on your computer screen right now.
When does this get good?
It is a fact that most people cannot sit through the first act, let alone the first few pages. The first Google suggestion that pops up when the word Homestuck is typed in, is: When Does Homestuck Get Good?
Why can't we sit through this? What is so MindBoggling good about Homestuck that we must divert our eyes? Studies have shown that only the most intelligent beings on planet Earth have the ability to understand what the fuck is going on. Perhaps it is the fact that Homestuck is about as sexy as Angelina Jolie with an elephant cock, and that we get boners shortly after viewing such luscious beauty.
Act 1
The Plot is an absolute fucking disaster. You start out hundreds of pages dicking around with John's boring ass shit. Then later stuff happens and then OMG somehow a meteor comes and now the world's gonna die and stuff. However nobody cares really because no one really fucking cares about anything. No seriously, when the Apocalypse is upon them, all of them act so little human that you'd think they are nothing more than shitty written plot devices, but surprise fuck face, they pretty much are. A bunch of Imps come to rape John, but he fends them off with Gushers and a Bunny. Wha?
Act 2
Consists solely of the kids talking about shit nobody cares about.
Act 3
Same as above. Oh yeah, Dave, some shit as tough guy gets raped by a bunch of puppets I guess. But it's ok, because he enjoys it. Rump Rape is a customary practice for the Strider household.
Act 4
Pretty boring ass, but some more shit happens. John enters the MEdiUUM, which is code for a mangina. (no seriously, wat?) He enters it and proceeds to have sex with all of the locals. Later he gets killed by a blind girl,which would have been funnier if it'd been shown, or if Dave Suckdick didn't revive him through his Time-shit fucking. And how he somehow obtained time travel is beyond the scope of our feeble minds. Also, the fourth main character is finally introduced, after over two thousand pages of pointless shit. Really Hussass?
Later it's revealed that John is a fuck-clone of himself and his friends made with his genetic semen or some shit. But considering incest was pretty legal in MSPA in all, no need to elaborate on this.
Act 5
Shit hits the fan and a fuckton of characters die. But because all the fangirls would shit a brick if they stayed dead, Husshit resurrects as gods through a bunch of convoluted bullshit. Spoilers, but who cares, seeing as no person in their right mind would ever willingly read this shit.
Act 6
Hussass decides to troll the fans by deleting fucking everything and resetting the whole entire comic, leading up to replacing the four kids with genderbent mirrors.
How to become part of the fandom
1. Go to [1]
2. Skip to Act 5.
3. ????
Characters
- John Gay ass kid who likes gushers and has a fetish for old woman, notably ones that lead to incest. Has no intersting personality and shouldn't be cared for.
- Dave A wannabee animu like his Bro, he has a thing for puppets and fake ass swords. Thinks he's a legit ninja, despite the fact that he gets ganked mercilessly by a cripple and killed once by some fodder nigra. He wanted to do himself, but due to a lack of puppet clothing he absorbed from doing so and threw the corpse away.
- Rose An emo know-it-all bitch who is ugly and you will want to punch. As recently upgraded from emo bitch to psycho witch, considering she'd happily watch a furry unleash genocide on a planet while masturbating to the screams of the eldergods.
- Jade Furry cosplayer, precognitive, and boring as hell. No one cares about this bitch, moving on.
- The Guardians Two shitty neglectful parents to busy fucking each other, a furry with the powers, and an animu nerd who thinks he's all awesome only to go get murdered by god-bitch with an inferiority complex.
- Jack Some asswipe in a legal department that fucked a queen with a bunny, took her jewelery, and went on to kill a bunch of shit that nobody cares about. This included Jade's subconscious manifestation, the Nigra queen, a bunch of peasants, time-traveling bird boy, and Kamina wannabe. Eventually becomes a furry like he always dreamed when Bic the penis-terrier prototyped. As if the dick and rape tentacles sticking out of him already weren't enough.
- The Trolls The only reason why people actually read this horrid comic, mainly because they are all bisexual and have animu archetype personalities, making 13-15 year old girls get pedophile-infested thoughts. The moment any of them are mentioned they will instantly start fapping to their kawaii 13-year old rape pornz. They all fucking suck at trolling, and have asinine typing "quirks".
- AH For more confirmation of the author not having a life, he decided to add himself as a character.
- Everybody Else Well that pretty much sums Homestucks diverse cast of characters. There are also the sand-nigras,
but they'll die of crab-dick soon enough.but they get slaughtered by a raging furry.
Shipping
HomeStuck likes and loves shipping. Hussass has admitted this himself. He's even invented 4 other types of sex practices to accommodate for shipping. They are as follows:
- Kismesis (♠): Where you find your worst enemy, shake hands, then proceeds to butt-fuck with a spade-shaped dildo.
- Moirail (♦): You ask your friend for his hand. Then you murder him with a dagger, and enjoy his corpse. Best done a rail way.
- Matesprit (♥): You have sex in bucket, then proceed to dump all the contents on all involving partners, drenching them, effectively acting as lube. Fuck and repeat. Spit on each other occasional if the fluids aren't sufficient.
- Auspistice(♣): A three way where you get two fuck buddies and then have a third ugly autistic chick come and start up a three-way, with the third checking on your progress to make sure you all come at the same time. Except for her, the ugly fuck doesn't get that right. You should probably kill her once the two of you are done.
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Hussie Approves -
Bro be hardcore.
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This a rough approximation of Homosuck's character development -
Also, bestiality.
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Lolz, shes blind people
External Links
- The terribly formatted homepage
- Pirates be warned, trolls be here
- Another shitty wiki full of in-jokes and convoluted exposition
