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A massive shitstorm ensued. Only mere minutes had passed when his address, facebook, phone number, and friends contacts were found by a team of Anons. A mole joined us, and being facebook friends with the victim, he posted screenshots of the ginger's butthurt. Whilst he was busy handling the hundreds of calls to his house, millions of pizzas were ordered at his address, and the army of angry as fuck pizza guys came standing outside his front door. Escorts were booked as well, which prompted a gathering of angry pimps, only wanting to hit that bitch for wasting their time.
A massive shitstorm ensued. Only mere minutes had passed when his [[dox|address, facebook, phone number, and friends contacts]] were found by a team of Anons. A mole joined us, and being [[Facebook]] friends with the victim, he posted screenshots of the ginger's butthurt. Whilst he was busy handling the hundreds of calls to his house, [[9001|millions]] of [[spam pizza|pizzas]] were ordered at his address, and the army of angry as fuck pizza guys came standing outside his front door. Escorts were booked as well, which prompted a gathering of angry pimps, only wanting to hit that bitch for wasting their time.


==Aftermath==
==Aftermath==

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Background

On April 23rd 2012 the great hive of 4chan was rustled by the discovery of a video posted by ginger faggot Robert Gow. The video depicts him and his personal cunt Lindsey Ann McDuckface complaining about the abscence of a personal pizza, and how it is in their right to have another with the addition of a blowjob. In the video Robert is seen mentioning that he is going to slap the hard working pizza delivery guy, and that his girlfriend is going to film it. The video then depicts freckleface engaging in a casual conversation with the distinguished gentleman in which he abruptly slaps him across the face with a pizza box, adding "your gonna lose your life if you keep it up." The pathetic abortion then retreats into his dormatory where he can continue to smoke weed and fail his classes. Any idiot at this point would keep a low profile, but gingers have a way of being boisterous. Uploading the video to youtube, Gingerslap nearly ensures his demise. Hours after the videos discovery, immediately realizing the shitstorm he had unleashed and fearing his video would go viral, Robert posted an apology on his youtube page.

   
 
i truly wanna say sorry people i didn't think it was nearly as big of a deal as everyone is taking it as. i get it, i kno i messed up and my friends wanted me to post the video. To the actually pizza boy idk how u couldn't notice but maybe u were telling the truth and if so Id like to apologize to u as well
 

 
 

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Video of the incident

It's Happening.jpg

The beginning of the rustling

A massive shitstorm ensued. Only mere minutes had passed when his address, facebook, phone number, and friends contacts were found by a team of Anons. A mole joined us, and being Facebook friends with the victim, he posted screenshots of the ginger's butthurt. Whilst he was busy handling the hundreds of calls to his house, millions of pizzas were ordered at his address, and the army of angry as fuck pizza guys came standing outside his front door. Escorts were booked as well, which prompted a gathering of angry pimps, only wanting to hit that bitch for wasting their time.

Aftermath

The cowardly prick took down his original video as well, but with too many mirrors he was unable to contain the faggotry that he himself has created. His frontlawn was ruined by the mob of angry pimpzza men. He tried to apologies many times, but being a faggot he wasn't able to phrase it correctly. Only the dead can find peace from this rustling.

Eats pizza to forget the ginger
His half-assed apology

More idiocy.

See also

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