|
|
| Line 1: |
Line 1: |
| [[Image:LinktheWolf wishful thinking.png|thumb|His fursona, attractive, muscular... everything LinktheWolf isnt.]]
| |
|
| |
|
|
| |
|
| |
| '''LinktheWolf''' aka "[http://sheezyart.com/art/view/503351/ Resident Oddball]" is a [[nerd|pimple-ridden]], [[Cumdumpster|scum-sucking]], low-life [[furfag]], [[internet tough guy]], and a general [[attention whore]] on DeviantART. How did he get this way? It's actually a very simple blend of three parts loser, two parts superiority complex, and one part emo, shown here in [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/22520552/ this recipe.] He spends his weekends writing romance songs and shitty fantasy stories. When he's not doing that he's either masturbating to furry porn, drawing furry porn, or making counterfeit Tamiflu. He's [[gay|best buddies]] with internet tough guy [[iRONAS]], and they both plan to take down [[4chan]] and [[7chan]], and protect the [[Asking for it|innocent]] [[weeaboo|weeaboos]] and [[Furry|furfags]] on DeviantART from massive [[lulz]]. In reality, they just "[[Fag|spy]]" on 7chan's /i/nvasion board and report [[troll]] accounts to the mods. Like a true idiot, LinktheWolf posted photos of himself torturing cats and dogs on his photobucket, and has been driven out of the DeviantART community by the very lowlifes he had sworn to protect. After [[Delete fucking everything|deleting fucking everything]] from his DeviantART account, he has since [[Mega ultra super genius|re-uploaded fucking everything]] on [http://linkthewolf.sheezyart.com/ SheezyART].
| |
|
| |
|
| |
|
| |
| ==LinktheWolf's Lucrative Writing Career==
| |
|
| |
| LiketheWolf knows he can't draw worth shit, so he took up writing really crappy stories. Unfortunately, he's so fucking stupid he's incapable of coming up with anything original, so he took up writing fan fiction (even though he never categorizes his shit as fan fiction). So far he has ripped off: ''[http://sheezyart.com/art/view/171937/ Star Wars]'', ''[http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/12946738/ Harry Potter]'', ''[http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/13431713/ The Legend of Zelda]'', and ''[http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/15358555/ Magic: The Gathering]''. The main reason he sticks to fanfiction is because when he tries original stuff, he falls flat on his face. For example, one of his characters is named "[http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/11811828/ Jesse Sapphireeyes]." Seriously. As you can see, absolutely nobody reads or comments on his shitty stories. LinktheWolf also has the impression that songs/poetry aren't truly good unless they rhyme. Doubtless to say, he must spend many hours on rhymingdictionary.com composing his love melodies for his boyfriends.
| |
|
| |
|
| |
| {{quote|Hey babe, I wanna be your boo.
| |
|
| |
| I’m so in love with you.
| |
|
| |
| I’m telling you its true.
| |
|
| |
| I know you love me too,
| |
|
| |
| The truth is now in view,
| |
|
| |
| I’m so in love with you.|LinktheWolf|[http://sheezyart.com/art/view/503373/ serenading his furfag boyfriends]}}
| |
|
| |
| [[Image:LinktheWolf hands on a miracle.png|thumb|"Hands on a Miracle" by LinktheWolf. It's a miracle because he's touching a girl. Make that a [[loli|''little'' girl]]. [[Pedobear]] would be proud.]]
| |
|
| |
| {{quote|As I sit here in the [[basement dweller|basement]], you see
| |
|
| |
| Surrounded by sadness, food, and cable TV
| |
|
| |
| I just where my life went so wrong...|LinktheWolf| [http://sheezyart.com/art/view/80789/ "Life and why Mine hates me"]}}
| |
|
| |
| {{quote|A new day dawns at the local High school,
| |
|
| |
| It's packed to the brim with jocks and tools
| |
|
| |
| But I still gotta go so the fuckheads can call
| |
|
| |
| Let's go point and laugh at the resident oddball|LinktheWolf|[http://sheezyart.com/art/view/503351/ on being a social reject]}}
| |
|
| |
| ==LinktheWolf: Political Activist, Illustrator, Homestar Runner Fan==
| |
| [[Image:LinktheWolf must die.png|thumb|Does anyone think he's funny?]]
| |
| Proof that LinktheWolf's brain stopped developing when he was twelve, just like that of a black person, is evident in his completely unlulzy Homestar Runner fanart/tracing macros. He is also [[W|anti-Bush]], just like 87% of Americans. However, instead of doing something about it, he takes copyrighted photos of the former president and tries to turn them into lulzy macros. It seems as though nobody told him Bush-bashing is about as edgy as a watermelon, and his jokes fucking suck. He also thinks that the [[Pope]] is evil and is plotting to brainwash the entire world, 1984 style.
| |
|
| |
| <gallery>
| |
| Image:LinktheWolf homestar.png|He draws Homestar Runner fanart
| |
| Image:LinktheWolf ctrlaltdel.png|Looks like he's giving [[CTRL ALT Delete|Tim Buckley]] a run for his money
| |
| Image:LinktheWolf potter fag.png|He thinks this is funny
| |
| Image:Linkthewolf art.png|More beautiful art
| |
| Image:LinktheWolf 1337 fag.png|LinktheWolf is an absolute whore when it comes to pageviews
| |
| Image:LinktheWolf Pope.png|LinktheWolf HAET the Pope!
| |
| Image:Linkthewolf army.png|Some very thoughtful insight by LinktheWolf
| |
| Image:Linkthewolf is sooooo funneh!.png|Who let LinktheFox on the internets?
| |
| </gallery>
| |
|
| |
| In a sad attempt to escape the horrible reality of being a gangly, unemployed, eternally pubescent, man-child LinktheWolf draws pictures of his [[fursona]] dancing around with self-designed guitars and copyrighted music all around him. It's undeniable proof that he's a rock star-- in his imagination.
| |
|
| |
| <gallery>
| |
| Image:LinktheRockstar.png
| |
| Image:LinktheRockstar2.png
| |
| Image:LinktheRockstar3.png
| |
| Image:LinktheRockstar4.png
| |
| </gallery>
| |
|
| |
| ==LinktheWolf's Everyday Life==
| |
|
| |
|
| |
| [[Image:E Trolls by BONATS.png|thumb|right|LinktheWolf HAETS trolls.]]
| |
| [[Image:Linkthewolflol.PNG|thumb|Don't mess with this bad dude!]]
| |
| [[Image:Ironaslink.PNG|thumb|[[iRONAS|iRONASS]] and his fuckbuddy LinktheWolf engaging in their favorite sexual activity.]]
| |
| [[Image:Linkironas.PNG|thumb|iRONAS and Linkthewolf planning to BANKRUPT 4CHAN!]]
| |
| [[Image:Toy dead cat.jpg|thumb|Linkthewolf played with this as a kid.]]
| |
| [[Image:Linkthewolf insurgents.png]]
| |
|
| |
| <b>Journal Summary:</b>
| |
| [[File:Bawwwww_bunny.jpg|center|200px]]
| |
|
| |
| ==Link the Sick Fuck==
| |
| {{warning|'''These images are incredibly graphic and disturbing. They are pictures taken by LinktheWolf after mutilating cats! Looking at them will make you vomit and cry! Well, if you're a [[crybaby]].'''}}
| |
|
| |
| [[Image:SS.jpg|thumb|The sick fuck admits that he tortures animals]]
| |
|
| |
| <gallery>
| |
| Image:Sick00.jpg|LinktheWolf thinks this is funny.
| |
| Image:Sick01.jpg|What a sick fuck...
| |
| Image:Sick02.jpg|Ejaculate in a dog's eye
| |
| Image:Sick03.jpg|I think I'm going to throw up...
| |
| Image:Sick04.jpg|Seriously, these are making me sick
| |
| Image:Sick05.jpg|What the fuck is wrong with this kid?
| |
| </gallery>
| |
|
| |
|
| |
| Concerned [[bestiality|animal lovers]] confront LinktheWolf with his sick fetish:
| |
| <gallery>
| |
| Image:Linkthewolf torture 1.png
| |
| Image:Linkthewolf torture 2.png
| |
| Image:Linkthewolf torture 3.png
| |
| </gallery>
| |
|
| |
|
| |
| ==BEST FRIENDS==
| |
| *[[AngusNitro41|AngusNitro41]]
| |
| *[[IRONAS|IRONAS]]
| |
| *[[Shadowfox118|Shadowfox118]]
| |
|
| |
| ==External Links==
| |
| *<strike>{{deviantart|LinktheWolf}}</strike> Abandoned since Feb. 15th, 2008.
| |
| *[http://linkthewolf.sheezyart.com/ '''LinktheWolf on SheezyArt''']
| |
| *[http://linkthewolf.deviantart.com/journal/13361228/ Lulzy journal entry]
| |
| *[http://gratuitousnonhumanty.deviantart.com/ A stupid furry club that he's a part of, and is proof that he's lost his humanity]
| |
| *<s>[http://www.linkthewolf.bravehost.com/wolfpack.html personal website filled with fail, faggotry, and bad grammar]</s> DEAD
| |
|
| |
| {{DA}}
| |
| {{Furfaggotry}}
| |
| {{animals}}
| |
|
| |
| [[Category:People]] [[Category:Furries]] [[Category:Faggotry]]
| |
