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Every four two years the race for the President of the United States begins. While the President's term limits last four years, after two years of being in office, Presidential policy is dictated by the needs of governance. After two years of actual governance, Presidential policy is dictated by the need to get reelected. This practice was utilized to an extreme with a recent President who liked to set up false flag operations and invade the Middle East as a means of gaining electoral support using a classic tactic of nationalists called "rally around the flag" syndrome. The mainstream media has had difficulty in gaining ratings from the masses due to how boring their coverage is due to self censorship force upon the journalists in order to get access to campaigns and politicans. Due to the fact that we aren't a bunch of pussies when it comes to reporting the drama, here is the lowdown on the election leading to declaring who is Emperor of Mankind for the next four years. Will the next Emperor be a Police State Nigger, a worker ant collecting riches and glory for the Mormon Empire who also supports the Police State, or Gary Johnson who has no chance of winning, but will likely pull a Ralph Nader in these elections.