360 Kid

He's showing you online.

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The 360 kid (a.k.a., the Ecksbawks Kid) is another meme spurting forth from the blubbery confines of /v/, originating from a sales flyer that advertised the Xbox 360 along with a picture of a retarded teenage boy with braces, sharing his two cents on the awesome power that is the 360.

“	The great thing about the 360 isn't beating the games, it's showing everyone online that I did.	„
—360 kid

Of course, it wouldn't take long for the /v/irgins and /b/tards to take advantage of the Ecksbawks kid by plastering his oblivious expression onto anyone and anything capable of lulz. Because of this, any Xbox related thread you come across on 4chan will definitely feature the 360 kid.

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  The great thing about being drawn isn't being portrayed as a retarded nerd, it's showing everyone online that I am.
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  The great thing about rape isn't forcing myself upon a woman, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about being a Mudkip isn't being lieked by everybody, it's showing everyone online that I am.
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  The great thing about destroying Metal Gear isn't saving the world from a nuclear holocaust, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about being part of a 16 year old autistic boy's bizarre sex fantasies isn't getting my entire family to make YouTube accounts, it's showing everyone online I did.
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  The great thing about being Crash Bandicoot in HD isn't getting my ED article removed for unfunny and fail, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about being a celestial goddess isn't painting the sun in the sky, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about a basement isn't locking your daughter in it, it's showing everyone online that I did.

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  The great thing about having a lump on my forehead isn't having psychic powers, it's showing everyone online that I do.
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  Billy Mays here to tell you the great thing about getting double your order of oxiclean isn't about getting it free, it's telling everyone online that you did.
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  The great thing about Mortal Kombat isn't performing fatalities, it's showing everyone in Earthrealm that I did.
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  The great thing about being Jade Goody isn't dying of cancer, It's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about being Cito Gaston isn't about being Cito Gaston, It's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The greatest thing about the Thunder attack isn't electrocuting everyone, it's showing everyone in Viridian City that I did.
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  The great thing about being the 360 kid isn't being a meme, it's showing everyone IRL that I am.
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  The great thing about Oh Exploitable isn't making more funny pictures, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about 4chan isn't wishing to be the little girl, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about ninjitsu isn't believing it, it's burying your head in the sand box.
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  The great thing about chugging NyQuil isn't getting high, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about being a fuck-ugly Naruto character isn't that my face is squished together, it's showing everyone in Konoha that I am.
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  The great thing about miscarriage isn't geting an abortion, It's showing everyone online I did.
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  The great thing about the Death Note isn't killing people, it's showing everyone online I did
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  The great thing about Machine Code isn't trying to understand it, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about the assault on the Death Star isn't discovering it's a trap, it's showing everyone in the Alliance that I did.
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  The great thing about this meme isn't letting people down, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about Chris-chan isn't trying to find a boyfriend-free girl, it's showing everyone online that he did.
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  The great thing about loving a video game character isn't making porn of it, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about lying about my friend's death isn't the trauma, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about Jew isn't grieving, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about being Goku isn't powering up over 9,000, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about the philosophy isn't destroying arguments, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about acting like a super hero isn't looking like a tremendous douche, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about Son Goku isn't going over nine thousand, it's showing everyone online that he did.
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  The great thing about portals isn't thinking with them, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about The Patriots isn't stealing Metal Gear, it's showing everyone online that we did.
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  The great thing about The Reaper's Game isn't having my identity stolen, it's showing everyone in the UG that I did.
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  The great thing about the party in my tummy isn't eating the carrots, it's showing everyone in Gabbaland that I did.
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  The great thing about being right isn't solving the case, it's showing everyone at the hospital that I did.
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  The great thing about using the internet isn't showing them online, it's showing everyone... oh, wait.
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  The great thing about being Führer isn't tearing up the Treaty of Versailles, it's showing France and Britain that I did.
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  Show them online, MAH BOIIIII!
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  The great thing about sand isn't dying in it, its showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about Chocolate Rain isn't talking about black history, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about being a wizard isn't about putting on my robe and wizard hat, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about Jihad isn't killing infidels, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about elfin anal isn't about getting AIDS, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about making a sandwich isn't eating it, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about being president isn't denying I had sexual relations with that woman, it's showing everyone online that I didn't.
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  The great thing about desu isn't desu, it's showing everyone online that I desu.
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  The official 360 Kid chair.
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  The great thing about being Stephen Colbert isn't being awesome, its showing all my viewers how awesome I am.
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  Linetrap
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  The best thing about Men's Warehouse isn't that I guarantee it, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about being the Avatar isn't mastering the elements, its showing the Fire Lord that I did.
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  Showing online.
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  The great thing about being a Midget on a shitty show isn't being an inbred gnome, it's showing every zealous fan that I am.
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  The great thing about using Propane isn't completely avoiding the use of Charcoal, it's showing everyone online that I do.
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  The great thing about cock isn't mongling the cocks, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great part about owning a pink car isn't coordinating it to my fursona, it's showing all the furries on the internet that I did.
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  The great part about being an OPERATOR isn't OPERATING, it's showing all of /k/ that I did.
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  The great thing about self-insert isn't fucking a cartoon, it's showing everyone online that I did. *giggle*
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  The great thing about AIDS isn't Closing the Pool, it's showing the racist Habbo moderators that we did.
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  The greatest thing about being that fucking cat isn't being seen, it's showing everyone online that I was.
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  The great thing about being a bible fag isn't being homophobic, it's showing everyone online I am.
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  The great thing about photoshop isn't abusing the dodge tool, it's showing everyone on DA that I do.
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  The greatest thing about being a famous mangaka isn't the dedication to art, it's showing everyone online what you can draw.
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  The great thing about being from Belgium isn't eating nothing but waffles, it's showing everyone online that I do.
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  The great thing about being Chris Hansen isn't catching predators and telling them to take a seat right over there, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about being extremely butthurt about ED isn't saying I'm a troll, but telling everyone online that I am.
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  The great thing about Candied Island isn't finding it, Its showing everyone on Stormalong that I did.
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  The great thing about being AniutqaDA isn't tracing and recoloring, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about my friends isn't fighting for them, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about Intellectual Checkmate isn't destroying ED, it's showing everyone on YouTube that I did.
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  The great thing about getting your 360 taken away isn't dying in the snow, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about somehow lasting 20 seasons isn't the money , it's showing everyone in Springfield that I did.
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  The great thing about the Dental Plan isn't the braces , it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about farming one of our most beloved franchises out to a lazy Western developer isn't cutting the budget by 75%, it's showing everyone online that we did.
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  The great thing about hating the Jews isn't showing everyone on TV I did, it's showing everyone on TV I did.
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  The great thing about being Batman isn't fighting Heath, it's showing everyone in Gotham I did.
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  The great thing about being the Joker isn't killing the Batman, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about being a black person isn't being a slave, it's showing everyone online that I am.
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  The great thing about avatars isn't showing everyone online who I am, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The best thing about xbox 360 isn't buying it, it's paying for it entirely in lioncash.
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  The great thing about humanity isn't killing them, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The best thing about my Gaiaonline friends isn't making videos for them, it's showing /b/ online that I did.
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  The greatest thing about abusing cats isn't the sadistic pleasure. It's showing everyone online that I did!
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  The great thing about lying to people isn't hurting them, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about being a egotistical douchebag isn't interrupting a white girl accepting an award, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about being in a relationship isn't about being in a relationship, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The great thing about being Mr. Potatohead isn't having interchangeable facial features, it's showing everyone online that I do.
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  The great part about being a witch isn't killing people, It's showing Battler that I did.
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  The great thing about being troll isn't flippin' out mon, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  360's closed.
• The great thing about backstabbing isn't dominating BLU, it's showing everyone on RED that I did.
  The great thing about backstabbing isn't dominating BLU, it's showing everyone on RED that I did.
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  The great thing about being retarded isn't lacking drawing skills, it's showing everyone online that I do.
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  The great thing about Sagat isn't defeating him, it's telling everybody online that no one ever will.
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  The great thing about being a zombie isn't ripping out your eyeballs, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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  The grot thong abot tho 360 osn't boting tho gomes, ot's showong overyone onlone thot Oi dod.

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