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==Senator Crybaby Is Going To Tell On Us To Obama!== | ==Senator Crybaby Is Going To Tell On Us To Obama!== | ||
[[File:SensibrennerMindBlown.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Obama got a letter from senator Middle-aged Pillsbury Doughboy.]] | [[File:SensibrennerMindBlown.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Obama got a letter from senator Middle-aged Pillsbury Doughboy.]] | ||
It didn't take long for someone in the government with absolutely nothing better to do to catch wind of this. This time the stupidity came in the from of [[Wisconsin]] Republican representative and obsessive chin collector '''Frank James (Jim) Sensenbrenner, Jr.''' Who took time off from trying to find a way to make his name even longer to send [http://sensenbrenner.house.gov/uploadedfiles/obama011513.pdf a letter] to [[Black Jesus]], asking him to tell the game maker to stop using joke violence to solve diputes. Most of all disputes about his [[god]] given right to use real violence for that. | It didn't take long for someone in the government with absolutely nothing better to do to catch wind of this. This time the stupidity came in the from of [[Wisconsin]] Republican representative and obsessive chin collector '''Frank James (Jim) Sensenbrenner, Jr.''' Who took time off from trying to find a way to make his name even longer to send [http://sensenbrenner.house.gov/uploadedfiles/obama011513.pdf a letter] to [[Black Jesus]], asking him to tell the game maker to stop using joke violence to solve diputes. Most of all disputes about his [[god]] given right [[irony|to use real violence for that]]. | ||
Which was a big shock to everyone, since [http://www.ontheissues.org/house/James_Sensenbrenner_Gun_Control.htm it's not like Sensenbrenner is the NRA's lap-dog or anything]... right? | Which was a big shock to everyone, since [http://www.ontheissues.org/house/James_Sensenbrenner_Gun_Control.htm it's not like Sensenbrenner is the NRA's lap-dog or anything]... right? | ||
Revision as of 20:42, 16 January 2013
In 2013, the fucking geniuses at EDF created a videogame in which the player could shoot Wayne LaPierre, the executive vice-president of the NRA, known for his lulzy press conference after the Sandy Hook Massacre. The videogame was well received at the lefty blogs, and caused massive butthurt to the right-wing blogs.
—The games creator, | ||
History
After the amazing "The Clown Prince Rises" game about the Aurora Theater Shooting, its creator figured it's time to move on to his next project: A game about the Sandy Hook Massacre. Along the way he made a little demo called "Bullet to the Head of the NRA" which was picked up by a right wing talking monkey in a suit named Glenn Beck who bawwed about it on his radio show.
Hannity Gets Trolled
The "news" story was soon picked up by every other shitty website and ended up on television being talked about by Sean Hannity who didn't get the joke.
—Some guy on Facebook | ||
And lulz were had by all.
In The News
- Article On "The Examiner"
- Some gay new website - That nobody cares about.
- And another.
- and another.
- And so on... Just use google you retard.
Senator Crybaby Is Going To Tell On Us To Obama!
It didn't take long for someone in the government with absolutely nothing better to do to catch wind of this. This time the stupidity came in the from of Wisconsin Republican representative and obsessive chin collector Frank James (Jim) Sensenbrenner, Jr. Who took time off from trying to find a way to make his name even longer to send a letter to Black Jesus, asking him to tell the game maker to stop using joke violence to solve diputes. Most of all disputes about his god given right to use real violence for that.
Which was a big shock to everyone, since it's not like Sensenbrenner is the NRA's lap-dog or anything... right?
With the end of his quest to waste the time of the leader of the free world, over a game that looks like it was made with technology from 20 years ago, Sensenbrenner went back to getting ready for this year's Jabba The Hutt look-alike contest.
How To Achieve The Most Epic Headshot Screenshots
First, you need to switch to the camera with Alt+C and then cruise around with it until you finally see something because the default setting is a piece of shit. When you have got an wallpaper-worthy view of the scene that could be posted all over the Interwebs, you want to switch back to your player view to shoot.
First zoom with the faggy controls, either use your mouse-wheel or the 1, 2, and/or 3 key on your keyboard (not your numpad), all of which are bullshit because you would expect zoom levels but each key on its own just toggles the zoom on or off, until you have aimed at the perfect point to hit. Then zoom out again, do the shot and at the exact same time, press Alt+C again to switch to your epic point of view and do a screenshot as soon as fucking possible. Then, you might want to save that piece of art to your hard-disks and maybe add uber lulz captions to it.
Posting it on right-wing pages, forums, 4chan, and virtually everywhere is obligatory.
See Also
- EDF2
- The Clown Prince Rises - Made by the same people about the Aurora Theatre Shooting.
- Glenn Beck
- Sean Hannity
- NRA
- Super Columbine Massacre RPG
- JFK Reloaded
- School Shooter: North American Tour 2012
The genesis of the game
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Bullet to the Head of the NRA is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
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| Featured article January 17 & 18, 2013 | ||
| Preceded by 9gag |
Bullet to the Head of the NRA | Succeeded by Incumbent |