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Image:Barbie_-_Make_Me_A_Sandwich.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Keeps_Falling_Down_Stairs.jpg|Bitch keeps falling on doorknobs!
Image:Barbie_-_Really_Squirts.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Really_Squirts.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Typical_Fan.jpg|Typical Barbie fan.
Image:Barbie_-_Old.jpg|[[Old]]
Image:Barbie_-_Murdered.jpg|Murdered
Image:Barbie_-_Long_Term_Relationship_Barbie.jpg|Long Term Relationship Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Offering_Her_Head_A_Cupcake.jpg|Barbie offers her head a delicious treat.
Image:Barbie_-_Substance_Abuse_-_Hangover.jpg|Substance Abuse Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Substance_Abuse_-_Junkie.jpg|Junkie Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Prison_-_01.jpg|Prison Bitch Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Prison_-_02.jpg|On the hot seat!
Image:Barbie_-_Prison_-_03.jpg|Make peace with your Mattel maker.
Image:Barbie_-_Suicide.jpg|Remember kids, it's<br>"down the road".
Image:Barbie_-_Weapons_-_Child_Guns.jpg|Guns don't kill people, children <i>with</i> guns kill people!
Image:Barbie_-_Weapons_-_Machine_Gun.gif
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Anoressica.jpg|[[Pro-Ana]] Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Atheist.jpg|[[Atheist]] Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Gangsta_Bitch.jpg|Gangsta Bitch Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Goth_Barbie.jpg|[[Goth]] Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Minimum_Wage_-_01.jpg|Minimum Wage Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Minimum_Wage_-_02.jpg|Sadly, this is an <i>actual</i> set!
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Teen_Pregnancy_-_01.jpg|Teen Pregnancy Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Teen_Pregnancy_-_02.jpg|Sadly, this is an <i>actual</i> set as well! ಠ_ಠ
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Transgender.jpg|[[Transgender]] Barbie
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Image:Barbie1.jpg|BDSM Barbie
Image:Barbie1.jpg|BDSM Barbie
Image:Stripper-barbie.jpg|Barbie's [[stripper|daily job]].
Image:Stripper-barbie.jpg|Barbie's [[stripper|daily job]].
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==Barbie Pets==
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==Barbie Cosplay==
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==Captions==
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Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Cum_With_Ken.jpg
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Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Where.jpg
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Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Not_Sure_If_-_Ellen_Degeneres.jpg
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Image:Barbie_-_Fat_-_05.jpg|420BLAZEITFAGGOT
Image:Barbie_-_Fat_-_06.jpg|CLOSE UP!
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Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Ken.jpg|Ken gets a turn too!
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==Related Toys 'n Such==
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Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_My_First_Cigarette_Kit.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Severed_Head.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Racist.jpg|[[Niggers]] aren't worth as much.
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Foosball_Table_-_01.jpg|Custom built Barbie foosball table!
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Revision as of 16:15, 16 March 2013

Who needs a girlfriend?

Barbie is a 'fashion doll' produced by Mattel, the world's largest toy company, designed to provide girls insight into the desires of hetrosexual adult males and encourage them not to grow up to become a big fat mess like their mother. The dolls can be picked up for as little as $14.99 from your local Toys Я Us however, like anything with a fandom, there are people out there willing to part with obscene amounts of money, in some cases tens of thousands of dollars in order to secure a limited or 'vintage' edition.

America's Whore

If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around on all fours around the kitchen... but you'd probably be making her do that anyway.

NOW WITH SUPER BABY ACTION!


   
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Respectable mother.
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  • Trailer Trash Tramp Stamp Barbie
    Trailer Trash Tramp Stamp Barbie
  • Hitler Barbie
    Hitler Barbie
  • Barbie after college, puking to be skinny.
    Barbie after college, puking to be skinny.
  • Barbie spelunking
    Barbie spelunking
  • Ken as a Negro.
    Ken as a Negro.
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  • You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.
    You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.
  • Ken in his darker ages.
    Ken in his darker ages.
  • Bitch keeps falling on doorknobs!
    Bitch keeps falling on doorknobs!
  • Typical Barbie fan.
    Typical Barbie fan.
  • Old
    Old
  • Murdered
    Murdered
  • Long Term Relationship Barbie
    Long Term Relationship Barbie
  • Barbie offers her head a delicious treat.
    Barbie offers her head a delicious treat.
  • Substance Abuse Barbie
    Substance Abuse Barbie
  • Junkie Barbie
    Junkie Barbie
  • Prison Bitch Barbie
    Prison Bitch Barbie
  • On the hot seat!
    On the hot seat!
  • Make peace with your Mattel maker.
    Make peace with your Mattel maker.
  • Remember kids, it's "down the road".
    Remember kids, it's
    "down the road".
  • Guns don't kill people, children with guns kill people!
    Guns don't kill people, children with guns kill people!
  • Pro-Ana Barbie
    Pro-Ana Barbie
  • Atheist Barbie
    Atheist Barbie
  • Gangsta Bitch Barbie
    Gangsta Bitch Barbie
  • Goth Barbie
    Goth Barbie
  • Minimum Wage Barbie
    Minimum Wage Barbie
  • Sadly, this is an actual set!
    Sadly, this is an actual set!
  • Teen Pregnancy Barbie
    Teen Pregnancy Barbie
  • Sadly, this is an actual set as well! ಠ_ಠ
    Sadly, this is an actual set as well! ಠ_ಠ
  • Transgender Barbie
    Transgender Barbie


Slutty Bitch Barbie

  • Rule 34'd!
    Rule 34'd!
  • All girls like it in the ass...
    All girls like it in the ass...
  • Animooted G.I. Joe secks
    Animooted G.I. Joe secks
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Serial Killer Barbie

Psychotic Bitch Barbie About missing Pics
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Barbie Pets

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Barbie Cosplay

Frilly Faggotry About missing Pics
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Captions

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Morbidly Obese Barbie

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  • 420BLAZEITFAGGOT
    420BLAZEITFAGGOT
  • CLOSE UP!
    CLOSE UP!


Adult Baby Barbie

What's Next, Fursuit Barbie? About missing Pics
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  • Ken gets a turn too!
    Ken gets a turn too!


  • Niggers aren't worth as much.
    Niggers aren't worth as much.
  • Custom built Barbie foosball table!
    Custom built Barbie foosball table!
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