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| [[Image:Hastely_legal.png|thumb|right|Trying to be an [[e-lawyer]], but fails by noticing that the video is a [[Retard|public video and not private]].]]
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| '''GeodesicDragon2K8''' is a [[Brit]]fag/[[World of Warcraft|WoW]]fag who wants Encyclopedia Dramatica and [[EQ2Flames]] to be taken down. Apparently EQ2Flames would not drop the topic of him being a total [[fucktard]], and comparing him to [[Troll|Hastely]]. This caused him to be incredibly [[butthurt]]. He has tried countless times to insult EQ2Flames and ED, but he [[Fail|failed]] miserably. One must note how he doesn't sound like the [[Irish|mascot of the Lucky Charms cereal]] because he's [[Shit nobody cares about|Scottish]].
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| ==The Discovery==
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| The original Hastely is some guy who posted a [http://www.eq2flames.com/nagafen-s-greatest-threads/11888-true-story-hastely-saga.html really long thread about ''EverQuest II'' stuff in general, including raids.] This was in mid-[[2007]].
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| Then, in October of the same year, in the [[Nagafen]] server forum section of [[EQ2Flames]], there was a massive trollfest. Hastely posted a picture of an [[anus]] and got banned. When his ban was eventually lifted, he cried about being banned in the first place, and was banned again.
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| That was, until a poster called [[Rammstein|Sonne]] posted [[YouTube]] videos of GeodesicDragon, saying that he reminded him of Hastely. Nagafen all agreed that this [[fat]] retard did remind them of Hastely, and the resemblance was uncanny.
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| GeodesicDragon, however, [http://www.eq2flames.com/rate-retard/15274-geodesicdragon-internet-warrior.html noticed EQ2Flames linking his YouTube videos on the Nagafen section, and proceeded to '''flip the fuck out'''.] He raged and raged, screaming that he [[Denial|was not Hastely, will never be Hastely, doesn't even know what ''EverQuest'' was]] and generally acted like a [[lolcow]].
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| All was quiet until [[2008|exactly a year later]], he made another video, talking about how he will take EQ2Flames down. He then started to attack an [[ED]] user who mirrored the video. ''For [[USA|those who can't understand Britfagese]] or feel the video is [[TLDW]]:'' the video consists of him being ignorant of the existence of ''EverQuest'', a sudden burst of [[RAGE]] starting around 1:23, admitting his fatness around six minutes in, and hoping the EQ2 players die at the end of his tardfest. Calling him Hastely is like calling the [[Angry Homo Kid]] a homo.
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| <center>{{frame|<youtube>A9tVLdPGtOU</youtube>|border=#E25500|background=#E25500}}<br><sup>Hastely, you're a poosey.</sup></center>
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| Was EQ2Flames afraid? Um, [[no]]. They proceeded to laugh their asses off, make [[British]] [[Chris-chan]] jokes, and [[raid]] his [http://www.curquhart.co.uk/gmod/ site's] guestbook, forcing him to take it down (and eventually his site for a while, though it is now back up.) He is now one of the biggest lolcows of EQ2Flames history.
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| In fact, EDiots and EQ2Flamers alike agree that he is Hastley <sub>even though he really isn't.</sub>
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| ==Quotes==
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| {{quote|LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING FUCKERS I AM NOT FUCKING AROUND HERE
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| YOU CAN ALL INSULT ME IF YOU WANT BECAUSE FAT JOKES DO NOT FUCKING BOTHER ME!!!!!!!!! IVE EVEN SAID MYSELF IM FAT IN FACT ILL SAY IT AGAIN IM A FAT PIECE OF FUCKING DOG SHIT DO YOU HERE ME
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| ALL YOU EQ2 GUYS ACT SO FUCKING HARD ON THIS LITTLE FORUM BUT IF ANY OF YOU EVER MET ME IN REAL LIFE YOU'D BE RUNNING THE OTHER FUCKING WAY AND ALL YOU FUCKING LITTLE 15 YEAR OLD EQ2 FAGGOTS FUCKING KNOW THAT!!!!!!!!|Hastely, [http://www.eq2flames.com/rate-retard/15274-geodesicdragon-internet-warrior-6.html admitting his fatness on EQ2Flames].}}
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| ==EQ2Flames Lulz and Shitty [[Garry's Mod]] Comics He Made==
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| {{cg|Screencaps and "Art"|hastelygallery|center|<gallery>
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| Image:EQ2Flames_hastely_OP.JPG|[[Gay|Faabio]] calls out "Hastely" on [[EQ2Flames]].
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| Image:EQ2Flames hastely LFG email.JPG|[[LFG]] tells Hastely off and to [[Duke Nukem 3D|eat shit and die]].
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| Image:EQ2Flames hastely famous.JPG|YOU'RE [[E-fame|E-FAMOUS]] NAO!! [[You win the prize|YOU WIN THE PRIZE]]!
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| Image:EQ2Flames hastely bless.JPG|One year later, [[LFG]] blesses Hastely. But still probably lols at him.
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Hastely_admits_fat.JPG|FUCKING FATASS.
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| Image:Hastely_factory.JPG|LFG is right, actually.
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| Image:GD_guestbook_raid1.JPG|The guestbook raid.
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| Image:GD_guestbook_raid2.JPG|And again.
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| Image:GD_guestbook_raid3.PNG|Annddd again.
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| Image:GD_fuck_you.JPG|That didn't stop most people, though.
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| Image:Geodesic_newgrounds_unemployed.jpg|The [[fucktard]] is [[Loser|unemployed]].
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| Image:Geodesic_gmod_wiki.JPG|[[USI]] syndrome.
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| Image:GDComic11.jpg|[[Sarcasm|OMG I PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING]]!!!1![[oneoneone]]
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| Image:GDComic20.jpg|DURRRRR.
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| Image:GDComic30.jpg|[[Unfunny]].
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==Extra Hastely Shit==
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| *[http://www.eq2flames.com/rate-retard/15274-geodesicdragon-internet-warrior.html GeodesicDragon: Internet Warrior! EQ2Flames Rate-a-Retard thread]<br>
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| *[http://chrisgmodcomic.webcomicplanet.com/ His "comics"]<br>
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| *[http://www.eq2flames.com/members/geodesicdragon.html Account on EQFlames]<br>
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| *[http://www.aboutus.org/User_talk:GeodesicDragon Account on AboutUs]<br>
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| *[http://wiki.garrysmod.com/wiki/?title=User:GeodesicDragon Account on the GMod Wiki since he is so super awesome at GMod]<br>
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| *[http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/users/31163 He's an artist too...]<br>
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| *[http://www.phpbb.com/community/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=574700&p=3165165 PHPbb forum post of his.]<br>
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| *[http://hosted.filefront.com/GeodesicDragon Filefront account that he put his crappy ''Counter-Strike'' map on.]<br>
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| *[http://forum.travian.co.uk/member.php?s=b8048b8e01b1ec63bcf5a9e75f54a497&u=10826 Travian account. Obviously he is a virgin.]<br>
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| *[http://geodesic-dragon.newgrounds.com/ He has an crappy Newgrounds account here.]<br>
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| *[http://twitter.com/GeodesicDragon Twitter]
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