Craigslist Romantic Forums

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Ostensibly about asking for and giving romantic advice, Craigslist Romantic Forums (RoFo) is a sludgefest of creepy old men begging for tit pics, single mother attention whores neglecting their crotchfruit in an attempt to gain validation from strangers on the internet, sociopathic trolls and various other gutter trash.

Craigslist has been called the sewer of the internet. RoFo is the sewer of Craigslist. Very popular with anonymous trolls, catty bitches and socially awkward weirdos.

The forum allows anonymous "grey" posting which only encourages sock puppets and OCD trolls to whip up a delicious frenzy of flaming and hatred.

Trolls

skinnybluejeans, doing what she does best.

	“	i stomped on aloneinlife's stomach and killed her ugly fucking nigger baby 02/18/2013 14:07	„
	—amy-lee, one of skinnybluejean's troll handles

	“	you deserve to have bad things happen to you, and if there is ANY justice in this fucked up world, you'll get them. fuck you, you nasty ugly smelly stupid worthless useless disgusting cunt whore shitpile motherfucking hagbag, you.	„
	—Qat, flipping out on some girl that blew him off., [RoFo:Qat]

Qat

Qat

RoFo/Qat an obese loser in his 40s who tries to hit on cute women and ends up trolling them when they try to ignore him. He posted pictures of himself in drag. Had one decent GF his entire life, who left him after he beat her up. He allegedly beat up his elderly father as well. Has admitted having phone sex with a 15 year old girl. Repeatedly loses his handle by mods.

Parrot

Parrot a guy who viciously harassers other RoFo users. Creates handles that impersonate and mock these users. Seems to be on a campaign to destroy the life of qat. He's contacted qat's employers, the police and anyone else that could get qat into trouble.

	“	RIGHT? but as bad as I look you're ten times fucking haggerdly. and I think all of rofo knows that.	„
	—BriannaBella

BriannaBella looks like a tranny and is drunk all the time. More to come.

Xander

Xander a midget with a Napoleon complex that married a used up, pumped and dump slut with the handle of 4lorn just before her expiration date. Allegedly 4lorn cuckolded xander with another forum member called apache501. Whenever xander gets trolled about being a cuck, he goes into meltdown mode and threatens the forum with mass murder, making references to columbine. Also ridiculed for being having his overpriced condo in a San Francisco bay area ghetto foreclosed.

ebaygal

ebaygal an obnoxious alcoholic attention whore that attacks female forum users. Her trolling often centers around infertility. Lost her job as a substitute teacher and now claims to be living in Costa Rica. Nobody believes that, however.

DCS titty dance

dropcitystar Not really a troll as much as an attention whore and slut. Allegedly flew across the country to fuck a married man.

HappyHappy/Anti-Crush

HappyHappy - Her bod doesn't look too bad, but her face is hideous

HappyHappy/FierceVixen/Anti-Crush Dated lions-in-snow until he abandoned her in the middle of nowhere during a hike. Had some sort of mental break down, afterwards. Admits to having herpes.

skinnybluejeans/MissPromQueen/bitesizebaby/prettylittlething

skinnybluejeans/MissPromQueen/bitesizebaby/prettylittlething Alleged mudshark and dishonrably discharged army vet. Alternates between using RoFo as her personal blog to posting the world's most boring shit, viciously attacking everyone else on the message board, and threatening suicide, threatening to kill her 5 year old daughter and to shoot up the daycare she works at. Has about 100 different handles. Currently stalked by her ex-BF sex-offender named Earl.

Funny Posts

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qat gets ridiculed off the legal forums.

unk I've been harassed and stalked off of RoFo for < HansGruber >
 : . . if you can't stand the heat, < I_Douchius >
 : . . : . . That's just a random example. I could offer you < HansGruber >
 : . . : . . : . . where do you live? what's your address? < Pullerized >
 : . . : . . : . . Well, you shouldn't have hooked up with him < Laughing_Gravy >
 : . . : . . : . . : . . Why is this "stupid"? § < HansGruber >
 : . . : . . : . . "he"? you know it's a "he"? and how < I_Douchius >
 : . . : . . : . . : . . yes. § < HansGruber >
 : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . 4 questions, one answer = non responsive. § < I_Douchius >
 : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . yes/yes/put together things i said over the < HansGruber >
 : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . "..put together things.." like pics you < I_Douchius >
 : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . You're a fucking idiot. This forum is "legal", < HansGruber >
 : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . the idiot is the one who posts pics of < I_Douchius >
 : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . So since that's a little mulatto baby < Hoofihijinto >
 : . . : . . Heres a sample of OPs violent post that get < Molly_Kate >
 : . . : . . : . . Oh my. § < Hoofihijinto >
 : . . there's only one way this person got your < MDofficeMGR >
 : . . : . . How they got the info is 100% irrelevant. < HansGruber >
 : . . : . . : . . Tell Dorothy & the Wizard I said 'Hi' § < bilgebaby >
 : . . : . . : . . : . . Whatever that means. § < HansGruber >
 : . . : . . : . . : . . : . . It means you live in a 'magical' kingdom < bilgebaby >
 : . . : . . : . . You made the mess, ya douche. Now you want.... < Net_snoop >
 : . . : . . : . . : . . Me, ME, MEE!! I'm now on the case! < Hoofihijinto >
 : . . Qat sounds like 90% of every other CL poster < Batesville_Caskets >
 : . . : . . Jeffy Hunny has you beat hands down Goober < JailhouseLawyer-ET >
 : . . When you open your mouth, expect a dick < bilgebaby >
 : . . : . . See above. Totally irrelevant. Wrong is wrong. § < HansGruber >
 : . . : . . : . . Stupid is stupid. < Hoofihijinto >
 : . . LOL.....what kind of idiot.... < UNKNOWN2015 >

I hope that faggot who posts my info online < bitesizebaby > 05/13 14:13:00

Wants to pay me when I win a law suit for Internet crimes.

i hope her bf rapes her downs ugly fat kid § < bitesizebaby > 02/11 18:26:57

I'm over it < BriannaBella > 08/15 12:23:33 this place is nothing but PUTRID vile. you do nothing but torture me over being happy and torture me over the way I look. I am fucking DONE place this in the "never coming back" file I cannot STAND the way you people make me FEEL or the way you treat me for NO reason and you're turning me into a person that I am not. later.....you SICK SICK fucks. you just lost a light in here It's too bad you did not take the time to know me......I'm a VERY sweet person. I can assure you.....you'll never see me again........

Qat's Issues with Women

A post where Qat (posting as colouredvinyl) shares an email he sent, attacking some girl for the crime of wanting nothing to do with him.

so i wrote the date girl. < colouredvinyl > 07/10 20:26:27

hi, annemarie, it's frank. i just want you to know that i'm not stupid. i am, however, clearly the type of guy who many women, like yourself, feel very comfortable treating poorly. you obviously have no intention of contacting me ever again; it doesn't take this long to "digest" and mull things over. it's a pretty simple situation. you like me or you don't. what i said to you that day via text- -"hey, if you decide you don't want to talk anymore, just let me know"--was not all that insecure and was really not a big deal. YOUR reaction was over the top and hysterical and very insecure on your part. nothing i asked you or said to you was in any way remotely similar to your ex sabotaging your relationship or "making you cry on your birthday" or any of that...and it was your actions that made me even bring it up in the first place--remember? you blew me off 2 days straight following out date. i knew it, i sensed it, and i tried to give you an "out", and instead of taking it, you played games and turned it on me, which was your perfect opportunity to avoid blame for being the flaky one or playing the games that you SWORE you didn't play.

A post where a cute girl with really nice tits, ada_03, who had previously befriended Qat, feeling sorry for him, explains why his vile abusiveness to her has turned her off.

honestly < ada_03 > 02/23 03:09:32

I don't care. After that night, you berated me worse than anyone ever has. To this day, you still hold a grudge against me for saying the shit between you, Parrot and Patrick was popcorn and beer worthy. Which it was. And to that comment you outraged that I deserved to be raped and die of AIDS that my rapist infected me with. And, to you, I am the one who committed the major offense!

So do I feel bad for you? Not in the least. Do I care about the trolling you get due to the shit you post on here? No. I am not your friend, let me make that crystal clear. I will not defend you like I once did. I will not try to go out of my way to offer suggestions in a sea of trolling remarks and wishes of death upon you. If that's what you're looking for, because I'm one of the "softer" posters here, I'm sorry but you won't find it. After my 3rd apology and brush off being called "ingenuine", I'm done with anything involving you. I believe in karma, and by the shit you said to me and the things happening to you right now, I'd say it's come around.