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| [[Image:HELLIONvolume.jpg||thumb|right| HellionExciter apparently thinks of himself as '''Christian Slater''' in [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0100436/ Pump Up the Volume].]]
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| [[Image:HellionStickam.jpg|thumb|right|Hellion enjoys Stickam with his friends.]]
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| [[Image:Likesgaypornhellion.JPG|thumb|Hellion enjoys gay porn, which he shows off on Stickam.]]
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| '''HellionExciter''' (Johnathan C. Myman) <strike>is</strike> was a crazy Jew famous for pwning himself due to [[unrealistic expectations]] of [[YouTube]]. Hellion's [[gimmick|game]] was basically as a wannabe [[YouTube]] "hater". He's currently [[butthurt]] over spilt milk; and basically no one gives a shit other than [[Tom Serson]]. Hellion also made claims that he was going to "buy out" [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (but deleted <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsCqdKAdhTU the claim]</s> later). With exception to insane [[at least 100|number]] of [[sockpuppet]] accounts he continued to lurk under up until early 2008 as a result of his extreme butthurt about being trolled off of YouTube, [[noone]] has seen or heard from him in about a year. He's no doubt still lurking though. Rumors abound but the only real theory running around about his current whereabouts are that he was busted on [[coke]] charges sometime in 2008.
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| {{quote|Hi I am the HELLIONEXCITER..I just purchased [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] for $5.00 I got ripped off!!!!!|Hellion, on lamenting over the loss of his [[Jew gold]].}}
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| ==Fun Facts==
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| [[Image:BrandyHellionResixed.jpg|thumb|It is a little known fact that Hellion was in ''The Brady Bunch''.]]
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| [[Image:Hellion exciter123.gif|thumb|right|Hellion in all his glory.]]
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| *Lives in [[Las Vegas]] where he watches porn in an undisclosed location with his [[mom]].
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| *Apparently likes to fuck prostitutes - male or female - but prefers Thai [[trap|ladyboys]] or Eurasian [[she-male]]s when he can get them.
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| *[[Renetto]] declared [[jihad]] on Hellionexciter which had to be postponed after [[Thedramatube|Thedramatube, Casey Nunez]] declared jihad on everyone in Renetto's street.
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| *E-jonesing for a piece of [[Filthywhore]].
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| *Despite his appearance, he's a huge nerd IRL. Plays geeky classic movies on a crappy TV that is even older than the movies, (and brags about it? Buy a new TV you Jew bastard).
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| *Reads and likes Encyclopedia Dramatica; has mentioned the esteemed website in a couple of his YouTube videos. Still liked Encyclopedia Dramatica after reading this article.
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| *Listens to classic [[metal]] bands such as [[faggots|Judas Priest]] and Motorhead which he plays as background music on his videos.
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| *Hellionexciter has had [[vlog]] wars with [http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=theboringdispatcher TheBoringDispatcher], [[Renetto]], Paperlillies, [[Thedramatube]], Warren25smash, RoccosHouse and more.
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| *Always grinning (lol, [[Grinman]])
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| *Really [[guido|greasy hair]].
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| *His eyes look like they are shut when he smiles (so they always look like they are shut).
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| *Thinks film posters are art.
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| *Could use some serious anger management therapy.
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| ==Tips to get your hair looking like HellionExciters==
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| Use about 1 - 3 pots of True Faggot Hair Gel depending on how long your hair is:
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| Apply to fingers and slick your hair back as much as you can.
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| [[Image:FaggotGel.png|center|Only $60 a pot]]
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| '''Warning: Continuous reapplication of True Faggot Hair Gel over several months can cause a mild outbreak of AIDS in some users. If you feel at any time that you may be developing AIDS, stop using the product and consult you doctor and/or your blog community for advice.'''
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| ==A challenger appears==
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| [[Image:HellionExciterSmiling.jpg|thumb|right|NO! FUCKING PROSTITUTES IS NOT COOL! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!]]
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| Some ten year old kid tried to troll HellionExciter, by copying HellionExciter.
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| It turned out later that the video had been made by some grotesque 17 year old retard called [[CallumCartel|Callum Cartel]] who used little boys to [[personal army|fight]] his Internets battles for him.
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| ==Censored Video, 6 April 2007==
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| [[Image:Masterb8hellion.jpg|thumb|right|[[HellionExciter]] often posts videos of himself Masturbating on '''YouTube'''.]]
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| HellionExciter's latest video, (titled "THE GREATEST video ever made on YouTube" and posted on 6 April 2007), which reportedly had a porn video playing on the television in the background, was deleted for violating the TOS within 1 hour of it being posted on the site.
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| ==Hellion Commits YouTubicide==
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| To celebrate the [[4th of July]] HellionExciter passed his channel over to [[Youtube_Nobodies#Tom_Serson|Tom Serson]] in the hope of generating some [[drama bomb|sparks]] to mark his [[flounce|leaving]] on a "vacation" from [[YouTube]]. Apparently Hellion had no idea that this would essentially mark the end of his YouTube days.
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| Tom Serson posted a [[typical]] Serson video on the HellionExciter channel. YouTube made its typical response to a [[USI|Tom Serson video]] by [[ban|suspending]] the HellionExciter account.
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| <center>{{youtube|qqRNPkLz5Rs|HellionExciter's last video}}</center>
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| <center><youtube>qqRNPkLz5Rs</youtube></center>
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| ==Hellion wigs out==
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| On August 8th, 2007, after he returned to [[YouTube]] under the {{youtube2|HellionExciter2|HellionExciter2}} account, he went [[insane|batshit]] and [[cuntpaste]]'d threats all over channels and video comments on [[YouTube]].
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| [[Image:Hellion_goes_batshit.JPG|thumb|right|Check into the psychward, John.]]
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| The sudden hostility was most likely caused by the recent intervention wherein his mother kindly requested that he un-fuck himself from his computer. Hellion, feeling very [[butthurt]] over his recent conflicts with [[YouTube]] users, continued to play the [[internet tough guy]] and additionally [[:File:Hellion_leiks_to_blow.jpg|threatened to blow up]] people's houses. [[Image:Hellion_leiks_to_blow.jpg|thumb|center|oh noes Hellion will blow shit up!]]
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| After a 72 hour marathon of watching movies and snorting [[coke]], Hellion's [[internet tough guy|Rocky]]-complex began to [[Image:Hellion_2.jpg|thumb|right|...it's unsure what he "calculates"]] manifest itself again and he tried to goad {{youtube2|Mikeskehan|Mikeskehan}} into a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzAtYF8ZAkI boxing match in Las Vegas]. Hellion's previous attempts at organizing [[IRL]] events of these sorts with other [[YouTube]] users '''('''including [[Renetto]] and [[Casey Nunez]]''')''' had resulted in utter failure , yet Hellion continued to pursue his E-war with Mike despite having previously stated that he was leaving [[YouTube]] forever.
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| ==R.I.P. Hellion==
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| On August 16th, 2007, most likely as a result of sharing his [[YouTube]] channel jointly with [[Tom Serson]] again the {{youtube2|HellionExciter2|HellionExciter2}} was suspended. As a prime example of the pathetic nature of the [[internet tough guy]], Hellion has achieved a level of [[Fail|Epic Fail]] rarely seen on the [[internets]] in his faggy e-battles. <BR>
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| Hellion returned several more times with failed attempts to attack Mike and/or ED, ultimately closing his accounts on his own accord, most recently due to his discovery that his close friend [[Youtube Nobodies#RacerXWTFS|RacerXWTFX]] was a [[tranny]]. He headed to [[THE PROMISED LAND]] like most butthurt rejects on YouTube, but his account went dead shortly thereafter.
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| Following his failures on the tubes, Hellion promptly returned to playing the guitar poorly, watching porn, and [[fail]]ing at life.
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| [[Image:Hellion Epic failguy.gif|thumb|right|Hellion [[EFG]]]][[Image:Hellion_banned.jpg|center|300px|R.I.P. Johnny Boy]]
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| ==CALL IN THE SOCKS!==
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| Since being banned Hellion has restricted his faggotry to anonymous [[sockpuppetry]] on the tubes. The following is a top secret list of known Hellion Exciter accounts on [[YouTube]]. It's [[wiki]]fication is truly "mega lulz".
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| ''It's somewhat important to carefully note the '''names''' of the accounts.''
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| <pre>bernardskehan
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| christineskehan
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| computersights
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| computersightss
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| connielynnn
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| Connielynnskehan
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| Decievertyrant
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| DixieBrick1
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| dmcamikeskehan
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| docsdropfriday
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| frankcullpepper
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| frightkite
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| fullofwin
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| getoffmytits101
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| HatersUnite10
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| HatersUnite6
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| HellionExciter
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| HellionExciter2
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| HellionExciterpart4
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| HellionExcitersavage
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| hpvmikeskehan
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| indaroccoshouse
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| Jerdetskehan
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| Jerdetskehanthedad
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| JeremyStuart101
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| Jipitriedtofuckjill
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| jipsiandjill
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| jipsiBukkake
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| jipsicheatsonmaggie
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| jipsifucksteens
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| jipsihasnoballs
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| jipsiisabouttogetown
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| jipsiisataint
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| jipsilies
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| jipsistickam
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| jipsithepedo
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| katiessockpuppet
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| kissingoakk
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| michaelseanskehan
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| mikesfriends
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| NevadaTALK
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| nightcaution
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| openseason11
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| photoshopnoob
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| Rachelskehan
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| saforever101
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| sarryCommunity
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| sarrymike
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| sarrysstory
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| ==Trivia==
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| *Claims to be "just acting"
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| *Works with cuntfuckbitch
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| *Claims his golf handicap is 8 and shoots 105.
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| *Worked in the porn industry. Claims to have worked as a clerk at a video store as well.
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| *Currently in jail for selling cocaine
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| *3/4 Jew, 1/4 [[wop]].
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| ==External links==
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| <div align="right"><big><font style="impact"><font color=blue>'''HellionExciter</font> is part of''' </font></big></div>
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| [[Image:The Butthurt Squad.jpg|right|300px]]
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| *<s>{{youtube2|Hellionthenonexciter|Hellionthenonexciter}}</s> - '''HE'S BACK!!!''' Suspended
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| *<s>{{youtube2|HellionExciter|HellionExciter}} Hellion's YouTube Channel]</s> - Suspended
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| *<s>{{youtube2|HellionExciter2|HellionExciters 2nd YouTube Channel}}</s> - Suspended
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| *<s>{{youtube2|HellionExcitersavage|HellionExcitersavage}} HellionExciter's 4th YouTube Channel</s> Closed
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| *<s>{{youtube2|HellionExciterpart4|HellionExciterpart4}} HellionExciter's 5th YouTube Channel</s> Closed due to [[youtube nobodies|xracerx transvestism]]
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| *{{youtube2|Hellionexciter3|A spoof channel}} - Run by CRAP5000 thus you know it's real.
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| ===Other Resources===
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| *[http://www.livevideo.com/hellionexciter Hellionexciter's LiveVideo channel]
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| *[http://www.stickam.com/profile/hellion_exciter Hellion's Stickam channel]
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| *[http://www.stickam.com/profile/heatherinlove Hellion's alternate Stickam channel]
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| *[http://myworld.ebay.com/fetishforcomics Hellion's eBay Account]
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| *[http://boards.collectors-society.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showprofile&User=5232 A Hellion Comic Book Forum Account]
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| *[http://boards.collectors-society.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=893659&page=0&fpart=8 A forum threat he made]
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| *[http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130137360646 Hellion Buys JewFlag] - A lulzy purchase Hellion made on [[eBay]].
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| ==See also==
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| *[[CallumCartel|ThatLiamLad]]
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| *[[Paperlilies]]
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| *[[Katiesopinion]]
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| *[[Thedramatube]]
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| *[[Tom Serson]]
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| *[[Self-pwn]]
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