Free Step Dodge

Free Step Dodge (also known as doaworld) is a Dead or Alive fansite composing of tourneyfags and hentai-fapping weeaboos that attempt to provide a competitive scene on Dead or Alive. The concept behind the site itself is flawed because Team Ninja can't make fighting games. They bicker and BAWWW about how oppressed they are because of their stigma, and then turn right around and praise their favorite mary sue for their great personalities.

	“	Lol just noticed kasumi's panty flash.	„
	—Enthralling conversation

Free Step Dodge's Dicks

• Mr.Wah: Current owner. At first he looks like the voice of reason, but in reality, contributes little to nothing within the community. Created the cosplay and comments on the WWE thread, so it's easy to assume what type of guy he is.

• Rikuto: Admin, thinks that since he played titties'r us at least 100 years ago, that he is a DOA GOD!!!!!111. Tries to cover up his shitty staff status by joking about being an abusive tyrant HAHA DISREGARD THAT HE IS A "WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING NOW"!!!!"H e can't handle being wrong, so he either immediately closes the thread or says he wants to move on from the argument.

“	Consider me an incredibly patient asshole with a lot of power and be grateful for it.	„
—Rikuto, having a case of USI and Running away from an agruement on FSD like usual

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• Julius Rage: An Attention whore that makes unfunny Top 5 forum threads. Sucks dat noice admin cock. Tried to start an online dating troll thread, but constantly dies because its too awesome and women on the internet can sense his micropenis.

Julius rage, having a thousand yard stare, but really is thinking about fucking Zack

• grap3fruitman: A butthurt hipster who wants doa3.1 shoved up his ass. Not part of the FSD contributors, but even with his emo faggotry, managed to somehow get ninja butthurt over hearing his name. Goes on an autistic rage when anyone mentions anything casual about doa.

• Raansu/Brute/DR2K/Don'tForkWithMe: Guys like these will rage even worse at anything casual than rap3fruitbitch. They bitch about how the game is supposed to be, then get into flame wars when one claims another is wrong. Often cynical, and are half of the reason why newfags won't join FSD. Some claim that the stigma is far from the problem and should focus on the gameplay itself.

• RachelTheFiendSlayer/David Gregg/Awesmic/Momiji-Baybee/too many perverts: Are the core basement-dwellers of FSD. The reason people (even you) stay away from doa and full on supporters of the women without clothing movement. If you call them on their bullshit, they will simply reply with H8ters!!!11 They will either tell you to ignore the majority of the fighting game community or even embrace their stigma.

This.is.Retared. Doing nothing will not solve anything (since when did just ignoring a bully at school ever did you any good?) and embracing the stigma would assume that everyone in DOA plays just for the titties. Thus proving the sane people right and completely put of anyone willing to try doa (which is no one, BECAUSE TEAM FUCKING NINJA DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE FIGHTING GAMES). The second half of why newfags don't join FSD.

Common threads

• Dead or alive 5 Ultimate General Disscution: can be summarized into 3 different catagories.

     -OMG TEAM NINJA IS RELEASING THE SAME GAME FOR 40$! THATS SO AWESOME OF THEM!(even though ultra street fighter 4 has more content and can be upgraded for 15$ from SSF4AE)
   
     -TEAM NINJA ISN'T REVEALING ANY INFO SO WE'RE GONNA KICK DIRT AND MAKE BULLSHIT SPECULATIONS.
    
     -JAPAN SUCKS,ALL THEY WANT IS BOOBIES AND HAIR!TEAM NINJA ALWAYS LISTENS TO THEM BUT NOT US!

this thread was then closed for being too random

• Dead or Alive Casual/Hair/Boob Physics thread: these threads come flying out like diahiraa. making unfunny jokes about how elloit looks like a girl, or talking about how hawt those nipples polygons are on that loli. also make wish lists on their favorite fighters in which they will never get. In which they will forever BAWWWWWWWW because team ninja will just shit out more swimsuits(which they will buy anyway).

FreeStepDodge at its finest

• team Ninja stalker threads: Since FreeStepDodge's ass is aching with anticipation, they stalk tea ninja's twitter, reveal sites and website. If teamNinjaEurope's twitter said "I drew a stick figure" you bet your ass FSD will slap a new thread on the front page saying "STICK FIGURE FOR DOA5:U CONFIRMED!!11!!" which they will then procide to circle jerk and write a paragraph about how they are rock hard abou this tiny piece of information.

• Shit we lost: Gra3peFruitMan once again BAWWWWS that this game isn't DOA3.1 fast forward to more BAAWWing and Rikuto comes up with an idea(which Team Ninja will not listen to him) to have throw breaks. A good idea except if this was just slapped on, every grappler would lose there best throw because team ninja din't bother to make every throw useful.Anyways, Grap3 Rages at this idea and they both have a furious E-peen Cock fight. A young gentlemen politely told them both to STFU and with the mighty powers of Autism and MOD, Rikuto closes the thread. Julius Rage then proceeds to suck rikuto's micropenis by stupidly posting it on the front page.(cuz that solves everything!amirightgais?

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