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''' Bait''' is [[Troll]] food. It is what a troll deposits when they want responses. Not all bait is as simple as posting a [[Hitler]] image to a Jewish community. Well-crafted bait might take weeks of build-up including [[sock puppet|sock puppets]] and other subterfuge. | ''' Bait''' is [[Troll]] food. It is what a troll deposits when they want responses. Not all bait is as simple as posting a [[Hitler]] image to a Jewish community. Well-crafted bait might take weeks of build-up including [[sock puppet|sock puppets]] and other subterfuge. | ||
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*[[Jailbait]] is a variety of bait, created by [[God]]. In this case, [[you]] must make the choice between [[gay|your own security]] or [[winrar|temporal pleasures]]. [[Jb]] is always [[asking for it]] and only a [[faggot|fool]] would turn it down. | *[[Jailbait]] is a variety of bait, created by [[God]]. In this case, [[you]] must make the choice between [[gay|your own security]] or [[winrar|temporal pleasures]]. [[Jb]] is always [[asking for it]] and only a [[faggot|fool]] would turn it down. | ||
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Revision as of 13:38, 26 August 2013
Bait is Troll food. It is what a troll deposits when they want responses. Not all bait is as simple as posting a Hitler image to a Jewish community. Well-crafted bait might take weeks of build-up including sock puppets and other subterfuge.
Preparation
~ Gather the following ingredients.
- 1 community/forum/imageboard full of touchy, emotionally vulnerable targets (Furries work best for this recipe).
- At least 3 sock puppet accounts on chosen website.
- Some fucking imagination.
- Alcohol or other drug of choice for garnish.
- 1/2 cup of distilled malice.
~ While gently kneading the ingredients in a large glass thread, pay attention to the noises coming from the targets. If they know you're a troll, then you are doing it wrong.
~ After all the ingredients are thoroughly mixed, place in the oven, setting it to Jew. Watch for as long as possible.
~ Some re-mixing may be needed if the lulz begin to drop to a soil boil. Just poke it with an additional sock puppet to stir things up again.
~ Serves 8.
The people are loosing their moral while becoming modern. The society needs to be attentive that moral value.
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Martinez game fishing lures
Not to be Confused With
- Jailbait is a variety of bait, created by God. In this case, you must make the choice between your own security or temporal pleasures. Jb is always asking for it and only a fool would turn it down.
