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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|<small>[[Jew|Suspected Jew]]</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|<small>[[Jew|Suspected Jew]]</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|<small>[[Camwhore]]</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|<small>[[Camwhore]]</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Family'''|<small>Peter J. Holzer ''(father)''<br />Cheryl R. Holzer ''(mother)''<br />Adam T. Holzer ''(brother)''</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Address'''|<small>2145 Green Hills Place<br />Fallbrook, CA 92028</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Address'''|<small>2145 Green Hills Place<br />Fallbrook, CA 92028</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Phone'''|<small>+1.7605250452</small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Phone'''|<small>+1.7605250452</small>}}
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== Humble Beginnings ==
== Humble Beginnings ==
[[Image:Timothy_crain.jpg|thumb|left|This Sysop is on the ''fast track'' to achieving the ultimate goal of laying a finger on Emi!]]
[[Image:Timothy_crain.jpg|thumb|left|This Sysop is on the ''fast track'' to achieving the ultimate goal of laying a finger on Emi!]]
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In the beginning there was a woman named Emily who decided to take her camwhoring skills and put them to the test on the intertubes. Still not satisfied with her countless imgur and chan posts, she had to create a sanctuary for her niche but creepy fanbase. And so, with a little research and a little whiteknight magic, she was able to join the great game of [[IRC|multiplayer notepad]]. Everything was going [[better than expected]] for a ''couple years'' as she rolled around the internet with her robust nipples, collecting neckbeards and kissless virgins like some sort of [[Katamari Damaci|Katamari]] with [[GOTIS]].


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Revision as of 11:46, 19 January 2014

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Emi
Born Emily Holzer
An hero No • Still Fighting!
Nationality Suspected Jew
Occupation Camwhore
Family Peter J. Holzer (father)
Cheryl R. Holzer (mother)
Adam T. Holzer (brother)
Address 2145 Green Hills Place
Fallbrook, CA 92028
Phone +1.7605250452


EmiNet is an IRC network started some time ago by a camwhore that goes by the name Emi. You will find Emi in her server EmiNet on the channel #Emi. No, we're not shitting you. It's ran by several overweight middle-aged Mexican meth addicts unsatisfied with their current relationships.

Humble Beginnings

This Sysop is on the fast track to achieving the ultimate goal of laying a finger on Emi!

In the beginning there was a woman named Emily who decided to take her camwhoring skills and put them to the test on the intertubes. Still not satisfied with her countless imgur and chan posts, she had to create a sanctuary for her niche but creepy fanbase. And so, with a little research and a little whiteknight magic, she was able to join the great game of multiplayer notepad. Everything was going better than expected for a couple years as she rolled around the internet with her robust nipples, collecting neckbeards and kissless virgins like some sort of Katamari with GOTIS.

The Buttmad Grows

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