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LibreOffice is a free alternative to [[Microsoft Office|Micro$hit Office]] that people who don't want to whore out money can download if they don't feel like spending money or pirating.
LibreOffice is the ''exact'' same fucking thing as [[Microsoft Office|Micro$hit Office]] that people who don't want to whore out money can download if they don't feel like spending money or pirating.


It's about 180 - 300 MB large, runs on [[Java]], and has most of the same shit offered by Microsoft Office and can read and edit the same files as well.
It's about 180 - 300 MB large, runs on [[Java]], and has most of the same shit offered by Microsoft Office and can read and edit the same files as well.
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Here's a brief run down of the included features:
Here's a brief run down of the included features:


* Writer - Microsoft Word For Cheap Bastards.
* Writer - Microsoft Word For Jews


* Calc - Microsoft Excel For Cheap Bastards
* Calc - Microsoft Excel For Jews


* Impress - Microsoft Powerpoint For Cheap Bastards
* Impress - Microsoft Powerpoint For Jews


* Draw - Some shitty art program that's apparently the bastard stepchild ripoff of Microsoft Paint and Clipart.
* Draw - Some shitty art program that's apparently the bastard stepchild ripoff of Microsoft Paint and Clipart.


* Base - Microsoft Access For Cheap Bastards
* Base - Microsoft Access For Jews


* Math - Some equation creator for the numberfags.
* Math - Some equation creator for the numberfags.

Revision as of 00:41, 22 February 2014

LibreOffice is the exact same fucking thing as Micro$hit Office that people who don't want to whore out money can download if they don't feel like spending money or pirating.

It's about 180 - 300 MB large, runs on Java, and has most of the same shit offered by Microsoft Office and can read and edit the same files as well.

Here's a brief run down of the included features:

  • Writer - Microsoft Word For Jews
  • Calc - Microsoft Excel For Jews
  • Impress - Microsoft Powerpoint For Jews
  • Draw - Some shitty art program that's apparently the bastard stepchild ripoff of Microsoft Paint and Clipart.
  • Base - Microsoft Access For Jews
  • Math - Some equation creator for the numberfags.


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