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'''HowToBasic''' is an anonymous, psychopathic, egg-wasting man-child that violently throws/smashes food for other people's pleasure. That is, if you were [[autistic]] enough to take in such cringe-worthy content. In nearly all of his videos, he is naked (presumably to attract the extreme [[homosexuals]]). He loves to [[wut|slap meat against his legs]], smash [[eggs]], heavily moan, [[fisting|fists]] more meat down the toilet, and shit on the ground. How [[YouTube]] allows this jack-off to be on YouTube and doesn't allow other mature content is still a mystery to this very day. ''HowToBasic'' utterly proves that only [[women]] should be in the kitchen. | '''HowToBasic''' is an anonymous, psychopathic, egg-wasting man-child that violently throws/smashes food for other people's pleasure. That is, if you were [[autistic]] enough to take in such cringe-worthy content. In nearly all of his videos, he is naked (presumably to attract the extreme [[homosexuals]]). He loves to [[wut|slap meat against his legs]], smash [[eggs]], [[orgasm|heavily moan]], [[fisting|fists]] more meat down the toilet, and [[shit]] on the ground. How [[YouTube]] allows this jack-off to be on YouTube and doesn't allow other mature content is still a mystery to this very day. ''HowToBasic'' utterly proves that only [[women]] should be in the kitchen. | ||
== Origins == | == Origins == | ||
''HowToBasic'' wasn't always wasting food | ''HowToBasic'' wasn't always wasting food to the expense of starving [[Africans]]. He made extremely simple tutorials for complete [[retards]] would make use of. These tutorials includes: how to pick up an umbrella, how to open a door, and how to fuck raw food. Of course, [[autistic]] people ate it up like a [[fat]] man eating his third [[McDonald's]] meal the same day. ''HowToBasic'' realized how many idiots are on the internet, so he decided to make more to gain more attention and stay relevant by becoming a complete nut and waste tons of food (quite literally). | ||
== Videos == | == Videos == | ||
Revision as of 00:31, 16 April 2014
HowToBasic is an anonymous, psychopathic, egg-wasting man-child that violently throws/smashes food for other people's pleasure. That is, if you were autistic enough to take in such cringe-worthy content. In nearly all of his videos, he is naked (presumably to attract the extreme homosexuals). He loves to slap meat against his legs, smash eggs, heavily moan, fists more meat down the toilet, and shit on the ground. How YouTube allows this jack-off to be on YouTube and doesn't allow other mature content is still a mystery to this very day. HowToBasic utterly proves that only women should be in the kitchen.
Origins
HowToBasic wasn't always wasting food to the expense of starving Africans. He made extremely simple tutorials for complete retards would make use of. These tutorials includes: how to pick up an umbrella, how to open a door, and how to fuck raw food. Of course, autistic people ate it up like a fat man eating his third McDonald's meal the same day. HowToBasic realized how many idiots are on the internet, so he decided to make more to gain more attention and stay relevant by becoming a complete nut and waste tons of food (quite literally).
Videos
- Warning: watching any of these videos will
make you want to punch babies and drown kittens.
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