Hungary

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The official flag of Hungary

Hungary, or in Hungarian, Magyarország, is an inbred Mongoloid enclave in Central Europe. The country's capital city is Budapest, a crime ridden shithole full of AIDS. It is notable for being of NO FUCKING IMPORTANCE TO ANYONE.

The land is mainly populated by Hungarians, but there is a minority of Gypsies HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. Everyone in Hungary is a fucking Gypsy. The offical language consists of spewing out 27 letters in two seconds and burping, making Hungarian more disgusting than Jewspeak. Hungary also used to have Jews, but luckily some lulzy folks decided to put a stop to that.

Hungary is a popular tourist destination, despite having absolutely nothing of interest. Tourists in Hungary are less welcome than a nigger at a Klan rally.

History

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Evidence that the Hungarians are mongols

Scientists with nothing better to do have argued about when and from where Hungarians came. This is a pointless exercise, because nobody gives a fuck anyway, not even the Hungarians themselves. Their little country was officially established in the year 1000AD.

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A typical dick erected by the Turks

The mighty Turks proceded to troll the fuck out of Hungarians for the next few centuries, despite knowing it's mean to pick on retards.

	“	There are no crueller and more audacious villains under the heavens than the Turks who spare no age or sex and mercilessly cut down young and old alike and pluck unripe fruit from the wombs of mothers	„
	—Bishop Fabri of Vienna (1536–41), Vienna

History trolls Hungarians for the third time

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No this is not horseporn. This is just a painting of a fight during the big Hungarian revolution of 1848

History trolls Hungarians for the fourth time

After the war the Jewnited States of Americunts and other so called superpowers thought that Austro-Hungary is too dangerous, therefore it needs to be cut into pieces of small shitty countries. (typical western way of getting rid of their competitors). So they've created the treaty of Trianon, in which Hungary lost more than 70% of its territory and 50% of its population, the land that they had been fighting and dying for the past 1000 years.

Nothing interesting happened after 1919 really, fail revolution in 1956 when Soviet Russia buttfucked Hungary and accidentally the country.

Geography and Infrastructure

Geographical Attractions

Hungary has seven neighbours. The ones that hate Hungary and Hungarians hate them as well are written in blue: Slovakia,Ukraine,Romania,Serbia,Slovenia,Croatia,Austria

Hungary doesn't have any high mountains, it's as plain as a 10-year-old girl's ass. It has numerous spas and thermal waters and two small lakes.Shitty DJ's go there from all over the world and play their crappy music while the young people who are of course drunk as fuck - Hungarians are famous for getting really drunk, quite often, maybe even approaching the drunk level of Russians - and most of them are also smoking weed or using other drugs - Hungarians are also famous for using a lot of party drugs and they also smoke lots of weed - dance in a totally disorganised way and shout the English lyrics with their disgusting accent.

File:Balaton2.jpg How tourists see Balaton

File:Balaton3.jpg How it really looks like

File:Balaton1.jpg A typical visitor enjoys the water

Hungary is also very proud of it's huge plain. In historical times this plain was the homeland of many failed revolution leaders, poets and artists, and it's popularity is also due to the fact that there is some kind of a pervert seduction between Hungarians and plains. Although it's called a tourist attraction there is nothing to see here unless you show interest towards sheep and cows, and rednecks who have never even heard about electricity, have big moustaches, speak very strangely, and have many sheep and cows.

File:Redneck1.jpg So you sit in the comfortable seat of your car? Bitch please

File:Horseperversion.jpg The Hungarians' bizarre perversion towards horses comes to light again

Your only companionship if you are here

Hungary also has two big rivers: the river Danube and the river Tisza, which is so unimportant that it doesn't even have an English name. These two rivers are really important for the Hungarian culture. For example, some years ago on the day Hitler was born a Hungarian, neo-Nazi skinhead killed his girlfriend, attached a Nazi flag onto her and then threw her into the Danube. Where the hell would have he thrown his loved one if the Danube hasn't been there?

Hungary has many thermal lakes and spas and aquaparks, because Hungarians love to be in water.

Cities and transportation

In this shitty country the only city that worth mentioning is Budapest, populated by some two million faggots with some 1,5 million agglomeration. Other cities have less than 250,000 inhabitants, means on normal maps they don't even exist. Budapest has a long troll history (as everything in Hungary), in the old times Buda (founded around 900, still at the same infrastructure level) and Pest were two standalone cities. They only united forming Budapest (Buda+Pest = Budapest, typical Hungarian level of intelligence) around 1850. As everything in Hungary, this city is also a tourist trap. To have a little view over this let's compare, what tourists think the main attractions in Budapest are, and what the real attractions are.

Horses, horses again

A typical image of Budapest

What tourist think the main attractions are

• The Parliament - overdecorated and oversized house where Hungarian Politicians watch porn on their Ipads. There is a supermarket inside in case they were hungry
• The Castle - here be rich Jews and their fake bitches
• Heroes' Square - a bunch of green statues of people sitting on horses (again)
• National Art Gallery - a small museum with shitty works of art that Hungarians could never afford to buy
• etc.

What the real attractions are

• Gypsies
• Gypsies
• Gypsies
• Gypsy ghetto
• Jews (noisy and otherwise)
• Skinheads and other noisy anti-Semites
• Football hooligans
• Shitty old cars
• Strange traditional guys with bizarre mustaches
• Chinese Mafia
• Gypsy Mafia
• Ukrainian Mafia
• Russian Mafia
• Homeless
• The only real reason why people go: because it is both cheaper and faster to go to the airport, buy a ticket for the next plane to Hungary at the ticket counter, fly there, arrange a doctor's visit, and get your condition taken care of, than it is to go to an American regional hospital monopoly emergency room and get handed two pills and advice to schedule an appointment with your regular doctor. And you'll have enough money left over to see all of the above attractions before you go home.

	“	Please pay high attention to your valuables!	„
	—the first thing told to all tourists when they arrive in Budapest

In post-Communist Hungary, bus drives you!

The transportation system in Budapest has the wonderful combination of being both extraordinarily shitty and expensive. A bus that's 30 years old is new there. The average age of a bus used by public transportationin Budapest is more than 35 years. No matter if it's the tram, the bus or the metro, the trolley or the boat, they all have a few things in common: being old, being loud, and being soviet.

A typical day for a ticket inspector in Budapest

Gallery of Budapest

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  Typical morning of a workday in Budapest
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  Shitting in the water has never been so much fun
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  Average Hungarian vehicle
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  Average Budapest habitant
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  Another average Budapest habitant
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  Hungarians are more busy trolling than paying attention to their country, that's why it's so shitty
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  No comment
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  People in Budapest are all gay

Hungarians are also famous for their radical, nationalist thinking. This results in regular riots in Budapest. Have a problem with the government? Steal an old tank and everything will be better!

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Moar horses

Hungary's transportation system is also shitty. The trains are also old, loud, dirty, shitty, and soviet. And they're always late. Buses are expensive. There is no need to talk about planes since Hungary's territory is so small, there is not enough space for a plane to land or to take off. Luckily, there is no need for them since even Hungarians don't want to go to the countryside, since it's even shittier than Budapest. People are drunk,under-educated, Gypsies. There is nothing more to do in the countryside than trying to evade the hordes of gypsies, wild animals, shitty drivers, and watching endless amounts of sunflowers, and corn.

Hungarian countryside Hall of fame

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People and Culture

Inhabitants of Hungary

"You'll die" - this happens when you leave gypsies alive

The transformation of people when there are too many gypsies in your country

Hungarian society is a quite complex mixture of Hungarians, Gypsies, Jews, Chinese, Vietnamese, Niggers and so on. About 90% of the population is Hungarian (9 million) and there are about 500,000+ Gypsies. They are the niggers of Hungary and are probably why there's a shitload of neo-Nazi fucktards raging across the countryside.

Jews are actually quite okay in Hungary, they have big beards and stuff but they have jobs, and they are also targets of neonazis and radicalists. Chinese and Vietnamese people are fucking hardworking, an average weekday of a Chinese immigrant consists of 23 hours of work for $3 per week.The niggers in Hungary just visit wildlife museums all day or make shitty music and sell drugs on festivals.

Example of shitty music by an African immigrant living in Hungary

Due to the huge amount of Gypsy hordes wandering in the country, Hungarian, neo-Nazism is living it's golden age. This results in endless amount of radical blogs, sites and portals, wanting to kill gypsies for every bad thing happening in Hungary, and also endless amount of poor quality Youtube videos about poor quality neo-Nazi music. These guys are usually count as internet heroes in Hungary. Hungarians also shitflood Youtube with videos of their cities, people in Hungary, gypsies and more nationalist shit. Then they write English comments to make it look like if the world is interested about Hungary. FALSE

The following video is a pure example of the result of too many Gypsies living in your country. In the video a guy is killing black dudes in GTA Vice City (because shitty Hungarians computers can't even run San Andreas), and what you hear is a song of a Hungarian Nazi band called Divízió 88.

The lovely lyrics

(intro)
Do I love Gypsies?
Should I lie now or should I tell the truth?
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Kick his mouth
Cut out his heart
Death to the Gypsies
.
Punch his teeth out
Break his hand
Death to the Gypsies
.
Cut out his intestines
Step on his head
Death to the Gypsies
.
Hang him up with a really strong rope
Death to the Gypsies
.
.
Death to the Gypsies
AAAAARGHH
Death to the Gypsies
Leave none of them alive
Death to the Gypsies
.
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Batter him
Break his face
Death to the Gypsies
.
Kill his whole family
Death to the Gypsies
.
Kill him with gas
Shoot him into the river
Death to the Gypsies
.
Drop him in a bathtub filled with acid
Death to the Gypsies
.
.
Death to the Gypsies
AAAAARGHH
Death to the Gypsies
Leave none of them alive
Death to the Gypsies
.
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Their numbers, don't let them grow
Do something about it
Death to the Gypsies
.
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You will die you Gypsy 
Hang them up
Death to the Gypsies
.
Set his house on fire
Let all of his children burn to death
Death to the Gypsies
.
Let's get the old ones buried alive
Death to the Gypsies
.
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Death to the Gypsies
AAAAARGHH
Death to the Gypsies
Leave none of them alive
Death to the Gypsies
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We won't tolerate anymore your sponging
Here have the welfare you fucker]]
Death to the Gypsieeeaaeusgaaaaarghhhhhhh

Cuisine

Looks like someone ate shitty Italian food and then puked it up.

OH NOM NOM

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  Good Hungarian pasta
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  Another good Hungarian pasta
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  Mixture of shit
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  YUMMY

Hungarian girls

Evidence

Their enormous cawks

Hungarian girls are typically very hot. This is pretty much the only thing they have going for them. SO yes, the reason Hungarians girls don't abandon this shitty country is because the average Hungarian man has a dick length of 16,51 centimeters(6.5 inches for the americunts). Thus confirming all Hungarian girls are superficial sluts.Srsly, the only one.

Moar evidence

Get 'em while they're fresh!

Warning: although it is true that Hungarian pussy is tight and sweet, be AWARE that Magyar chicks age rapidly. Geneticists speculate that this may be the result of 99.5% of Hungarians being the descendants of some awkward drunk buttsecks between Genghis Khan and some anorexic Christfag cenobite. In any case, most of them look like this at age 30.

Nightlife

Hungary is also famous for it's nightlife. The nightlife can only be enjoyed by Hungarian faggots and for tourists it's just a big, deadly trap. One should wisely choose which nightclub to enter and of course tourists who know nothing about shitty Budapest don't have this skill. Therefore they are often robbed, killed or their valuables are stolen. Drugs and other dark business is an every day occurence in Hungarian nightlife and more people go to the toilet in a Hungarian nightclub to take drugs than to piss. Missing persons who are later found dead or never found again after being around nightclubs are common.

	“	Waking up in the middle of Detroit with a T-shirt that says 'death to niggers' and jumping in Budapest's nightlife as a tourist without knowing how to roll around ends pretty much the same way	„
	—unknown author

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Politics and the State

Politics

As you can see democracy is very new for Hungary. Actually democracy for Hungarian politicians means that they are free to lie and talk shit to get the votes and than they can change they tax regulations in a way that it is better for them and their friends. And of course they'd go on holidays while spending the country's money and steal money from the country to fill their pockets. Hungarian prime ministers, presidents and all politicians are absolutely retarded, uneducated and know nothing about how the economy works. This seems to be some kind of and unwritten law that only true faggots accept. No wonder they're in the Parliament. A few pictures of Hungarian prime ministers will explain.

Hungarian ex-prime minister Ferenc Gyurcsány (2006-2010)

Current Hungarian Gypsy Prime Minister Viktor Orbán (2010-)

Hungarian politicians are also famous for their love towards their country and are also icons of truth-telling. For example an ex-Hungarian prime minister showed his love towards his country by calling it "fucking shitty country". Afterwards he admitted he accidentally the country up and he also added "shit" and "fuck life". Average behaviour. And last but not least Hungarian politicians' English suck just as everyone's english in Hungary, making them even better representatives of a country which wants global connections.

Cops

Why's there a whole paragraph for the cops? Because they are so fucking ridiculous and retarded. There's scientific proof that an average adult male chimpanzee solves complex tasks faster and better than a Hungarian cop. And the law shows this high level of intelligence. Example: In Hungary if you drive through a red light while using your phone and not having your seatbelt on, you're going to prison for two years. Also if you drive through the red light three times in two years, you are going to prison.

Ways to troll Hungarians

• Ask them where they are from, then when they reply tell them: "Oh I'm hungry too, let's get something to eat"
• Ask them what is the difference between Budapest and Bucharest
• Tell them that they are Gypsies
• Tell them you are a Turk
• Tell them you are a Russian
• Tell them you are from Slovakia
• Tell them you are from Romania
• Tell them you are from Serbia
• Tell them you are from Israel
• Tell them you are Jewish
• Tell them you like hairy pussies
• Ask them what is the difference between Hungarians and Gypsies
• Ask them about Trianon
• Tell them anything in English they won't fucking understand a word anyway

See also

• Idiots
• Gypsies
• Romania
• Ukraine
• Serbia
• Austria
• Europe
• Nazi
• Jew
• Asian
• Turulchan