Bait

Bait is troll food. It is what a troll deposits when they want responses. Not all bait is as simple as posting a Hitler image to a Jewish community. Well-crafted bait might take weeks of build-up including sock puppets and other subterfuge. The idea is to post something on a forum that can start a discussion or a flamewar.

Preparation

~ Gather the following ingredients.

A steal at only 60 Rupees.

• 1 community/forum/imageboard full of touchy, emotionally vulnerable targets (Furries work best for this recipe).
• At least 3 sock puppet accounts on chosen website.
• Some fucking imagination.
• Alcohol or other drug of choice for garnish.
• 1/2 cup of distilled malice.

~ While gently kneading the ingredients in a large glass thread, pay attention to the noises coming from the targets. If they know you're a troll, then you are doing it wrong.

~ After all the ingredients are thoroughly mixed, place in the oven, setting it to Jew. Watch for as long as possible.

~ Some re-mixing may be needed if the lulz begin to drop to a slow boil. Just poke it with an additional sock puppet to stir things up again.

~ Serves 8.

Not to be Confused With

• Jailbait is a variety of bait, created by God. In this case, you must make the choice between your own security or temporal pleasures. Jb is always asking for it and only a fool would turn it down.

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