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[[File:Meepsheep memory challenge.jpg|323px|thumb|right|Everyday.]] | |||
[[File:Cutest thing EVER.jpg|thumb|right|Meepsheep DOES want.]] | |||
[[File:Me irl dress2impress.jpg|210px|thumb|right|Victory :3]] | |||
{{quote|22:24 &[[phobos]]: meepsheep you are the greatest troll in Colorado|center=auto}} | |||
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|&[[phobos]]: meepsheep you are the greatest troll in Colorado| | {{quote|<[[Ironholds]]> okay, Meepsheep, you're on this system because you're a lifeless, soulless, dickless, witless, spineless individual who makes up for his own lack of social life or integrity by treating the ridicule of others as the first port of call in correspondence, thereby ensuring that you remain a corpulent unwanted cancer on the scrotum of humanity|Oliver Keyes|missing the irony|center=auto}} | ||
|<[[Ironholds]]> okay, Meepsheep, you're on this system because you're a lifeless, soulless, dickless, witless, spineless individual who makes up for his own lack of social life or integrity by treating the ridicule of others as the first port of call in correspondence, thereby ensuring that you remain a corpulent unwanted cancer on the scrotum of humanity|Oliver Keyes missing the irony | |||
{{quote|BMO is a fucking badass that will rape your shit right up|''Meepsheep''|center=auto}} | |||
|BMO is a fucking badass that will rape your shit right up|''Meepsheep'' | |||
}} | |||
[[File:Killcopsswag.jpg|thumb|right|2cool4school]] | [[File:Killcopsswag.jpg|thumb|right|2cool4school]] | ||
'''Meepsheep''' ( | '''Meepsheep''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Derek R. Anderson''') is the youthful Earth incarnate of an archangel sent by the Lord almighty to police the internet of [[wikipedos]], [[Sonic|sonicfags]], [[bronies]], and everyone else who will not go to heaven. It is a well known fact that [[phobos]] and [[fl0ss]] are Meepsheep's bffs <nowiki>:^)</nowiki> | ||
==The Meep, The Sheep, The Legend== | |||
Meepsheep has been the head of many [[GNAA]] coding projects designed to tackle such entities as [[Blog|Wordpress]], [[Wikia]], and [[Twitter]] where he has cost countless incompetent web developers sleepless nights attempting to remove Meepsheep's presence from their shitty websites. | Meepsheep has been the head of many [[GNAA]] coding projects designed to tackle such entities as [[Blog|Wordpress]], [[Wikia]], and [[Twitter]] where he has cost countless incompetent web developers sleepless nights attempting to remove Meepsheep's presence from their shitty websites. | ||
[[File:Better than you in every conceivable way.jpg|thumb|left|(01:14) &Meepsheep: HEY BUTTFAGGOTS - YOU CAN TRY BUT YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE AS [[Sexy|COOL]] AS ME ONLINE OR OFF]] | |||
[[File:Meepsheep by edelvis-d4xjf3r.png|550px|thumb|center|[[User:Elvis|An artist's]] rendering]] | |||
[[File:Mlpfanmad.png|thumb|right|A [[Ponyfag|hellion]] attempting to argue with Meepsheep's God-given intellect]] | [[File:Mlpfanmad.png|thumb|right|A [[Ponyfag|hellion]] attempting to argue with Meepsheep's God-given intellect]] | ||
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[[File:Dongsadvisory.png]] | [[File:Dongsadvisory.png]] | ||
== Love Life == | ===List of people/entities Meepsheep has devastated beyond any foreseeable recovery=== | ||
[[File:DONGFORCE.png|180px|thumb|right|#dongforce]] | |||
*[[Ironholds]] | |||
*[[Bill9929]] | |||
*[[888chan]] | |||
*[[FimFiction]] | |||
*[[Sonic News Network]] | |||
*[[Beefrave]] | |||
*[[MuZemike]] | |||
*[[PMDrive1061]] | |||
*[[GreenReaper]] | |||
[[File:Kloeri_ascii.png|thumb|right|A [[dongforce]] tribute to [[Kloeri]].]] | |||
*[[NKO]] | |||
*[[Beefcake]] | |||
*[[Libertarian Fox]] | |||
*[[Qwyrxian]] | |||
*[[Kloeri]] | |||
*[[Diego Grez]] | |||
*[[TKN]] | |||
*[[Tao Lin]] | |||
*[[Fanfiction.net]] | |||
*[[Pickbothmanlol]] | |||
*[[Chase me ladies, I'm the Cavalry]] | |||
*[[Laurelai]] (and basically all of r/lgbt) | |||
*Countless others that do not have articles or were forgotten. | |||
==Love Life== | |||
[[File:Kawaii fgt.jpg|thumb|left|\(^o^ )/*]] | |||
[[File:Nyan.jpg|210px|thumb|right|Meepsheep goes nanners for {{ytuser|Nyanners}}]] | |||
[[File:MEEPSHEEP IS FANCY AS FUCK.JPG|thumb|right|Meepsheep, being fancy as fuck]] | |||
Meepsheep is known to be a connoisseur of [[Waifu|fine women]], usually of the [[anime]] [[catgirl]] variety. Though on occasion a 3DPD woman will spark his interest. Meepsheep will proceed to express his love by collecting a myriad of information pertaining to the woman in question as he plans out their future life together. [[Cirno|Some girls]] find this creepy. | |||
{{quote|(20:56) @[[Oliver Hart|oliver]]: that's how you lure Meepsheep out of his lurking | |||
(20:56) @[[Oliver Hart|oliver]]: you mention [[Natalia Poklonskaya|natalia]], [[björk]] or nyanners}} | (20:56) @[[Oliver Hart|oliver]]: you mention [[Natalia Poklonskaya|natalia]], [[björk]] or nyanners}} | ||
== | ==Culture== | ||
{{quote|he's an insulated upper middles class cuntwaffle who never sees the light of day except for intervals between going to university and back|A homeless man in ED irc}} | |||
There is no point in debating the arts or human thought with Meepsheep because he will undoubtedly show you up by digging through his seemingly endless repertoire of knowledge of Kant, Tillich, and other intellectuals whose names Meepsheep will be listed with in some kind of future incarnation of ED. | |||
Meepsheep only listens to musical works with true artistic aspirations, whether it be musique concrète or [[Ironic and Meme Rap|contemporary new-age hip-hop]] (don't even get him started on his idol, [[Lil B]]). | |||
[[File:Hipcrime heaven.png|450px|thumb|center|A piece Meepsheep made for [[hipcrime]] (also taking inspiration from sociological trends), exemplifying his knowledge of [[avant-garde]] artwork.]]<br /> | |||
More recently, Meepsheep has adopted the metamodernist movement under his wing and has been pioneering the [http://www.metamodernism.org/ ideologies] of said philosophical development with great success. | |||
Also, Meepsheep isn't the least bit pretentious. | |||
== | ===Meep-tan=== | ||
[[File: | |||
<center>Originally conceived by Flakychu, Meep-tan is a beautiful, elegant, French catgirl with exquisite taste in the arts that has come to represent all that is good in the world.</center> | |||
[[File:Meep-tan by flaky.png|270px|thumb|center|Jobs available for anyone wishing to draw more incarnations of Meep-tan. (Other jobs available: rim jobs, blow jobs, hand jobs.)]] | |||
[[File:Memmememe.png|300px|thumb|center]] | |||
==Meep Jams== | |||
[[File:420.png|thumb|right|Essential Meepsheep listening]] | |||
{{Videoframe|Meepjams|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:gray;border:.5em solid black;margin:0 auto 1em auto;text-align:center|font-weight:bold; | {{Videoframe|Meepjams|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:gray;border:.5em solid black;margin:0 auto 1em auto;text-align:center|font-weight:bold; | ||
|<youtube>5P6-V7J5S-0</youtube> | |<youtube>5P6-V7J5S-0</youtube> | ||
;TYBG | ;TYBG | ||
|<youtube>tMgkt9jdjTU</youtube> | |<youtube>tMgkt9jdjTU</youtube> | ||
;Spit fire like that element | ;Spit fire like that element | ||
|<youtube>cU8HrO7XuiE</youtube> | |<youtube>cU8HrO7XuiE</youtube> | ||
;Mac+ | ;Mac+ | ||
|<youtube>3o22H_n5M-g</youtube> | |<youtube>3o22H_n5M-g</youtube> | ||
;Stick your head in a fire hydrant | ;Stick your head in a fire hydrant | ||
|<youtube>HIrKSqb4H4A</youtube> | |<youtube>HIrKSqb4H4A</youtube> | ||
;Get-got what-what | ;Get-got what-what | ||
|<youtube>XHtGvb-fW70</youtube> | |<youtube>XHtGvb-fW70</youtube> | ||
;Tru story | ;Tru story | ||
|<youtube>_cqCa4IM8w8</youtube> | |<youtube>_cqCa4IM8w8</youtube> | ||
;Mikusheep | ;Mikusheep | ||
}} | }} | ||
== Dox == | ==Dox== | ||
== See Also == | Feel free to send shit to this menace, he's ruthless and has no sense of empathy and shall be treated as such. | ||
<pre> | |||
Bryan Østergaard | |||
Vølundsgade 31, 3. th. | |||
2200 København N | |||
+(45) 33 13 78 86 | |||
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==See Also== | |||
*[[Meepsheep's Law]] | *[[Meepsheep's Law]] | ||
*[[Vaporwave]] | *[[Vaporwave]] | ||
*[[Adventure Time and Regular Show]] | *[[Adventure Time and Regular Show]] | ||
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*[[TOW]] | *[[TOW]] | ||
*[[ALL CAPS]] | *[[ALL CAPS]] | ||
*[[Mai Waifu]] | |||
*[[Animu]] | |||
*[[Catgirl]] | |||
*[[BMO]] | *[[BMO]] | ||
*[[Mescaline]] - What to do if you want to be like Meepsheep | |||
*[[Le Pointy Nose Smiling Face]] :^) | *[[Le Pointy Nose Smiling Face]] :^) | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
[[File:Based Meep.jpg|thumb|right|#BasedMeep]] | |||
*{{dauser|meep-sheep|His DeviantArt proves he's a 17 year old girl}} | *{{dauser|meep-sheep|His DeviantArt proves he's a 17 year old girl}} | ||
*{{soundcloud|meepmeepsheep|Further proof of this}} | *{{soundcloud|meepmeepsheep|Further proof of this}} | ||
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*{{ytuser|feltfriends|Mikoto Urabe}} | *{{ytuser|feltfriends|Mikoto Urabe}} | ||
*[[File:Ask fm2.jpg|25px|link=http://ask.fm/Meepsheepy]]<span class="plainlinks"> [http://ask.fm/Meepsheepy '''Meepsheepy''']</span> | *[[File:Ask fm2.jpg|25px|link=http://ask.fm/Meepsheepy]]<span class="plainlinks"> [http://ask.fm/Meepsheepy '''Meepsheepy''']</span> | ||
*<span class="plainlinks">[http://printallover.me/products/welcome-to-based-world-vol-1 BASED WORLD CUSTOM PRINT T-SHIRT]</span> [[File:Arrowright.gif|link=]] | |||
{{Wikipedia}} | {{Wikipedia}} | ||
{{GNAA}} | {{GNAA}} | ||
{{ircseries}} | {{ircseries}} | ||
{{EDGov}} | {{EDGov}} | ||
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[[Category:In Jokes]] | [[Category:In Jokes]] | ||
[[Category:Trolls]] | |||
[[Category:Wikipedia Vandalism]] | [[Category:Wikipedia Vandalism]] | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
[[Category:Hipster Shit]] | [[Category:Hipster Shit]] | ||
Revision as of 19:37, 19 September 2014
—Oliver Keyes, missing the irony | ||
—Meepsheep | ||
Meepsheep (Powerword: Derek R. Anderson) is the youthful Earth incarnate of an archangel sent by the Lord almighty to police the internet of wikipedos, sonicfags, bronies, and everyone else who will not go to heaven. It is a well known fact that phobos and fl0ss are Meepsheep's bffs :^)
The Meep, The Sheep, The Legend
Meepsheep has been the head of many GNAA coding projects designed to tackle such entities as Wordpress, Wikia, and Twitter where he has cost countless incompetent web developers sleepless nights attempting to remove Meepsheep's presence from their shitty websites.
Meepsheep has also done charitable work for various religious non-profits attempting to spread the word of God through the internet, primarily YouTube. Meepsheep has met harsh criticism for his endless agape but will always stride forward with the dream of building a better internet.
Meepsheep is also a house-hold name on Wikipedia where his outreach has caused many Wikipedia administrators and staff members to spend days staring into a mirror attempting to make sense of what went wrong in their life. Some have given up altogether. Meepsheep is far superior to Grawp because Meepsheep's Wikipedia disruption is varied and flavorful, he also does it purely for the lulz as opposed to Grawp who was driven by his rejection from the Wikipedia community.
—PMDrive1061, conceding defeat | ||
In the spring of 2013, Meepsheep introduced BMO to EDF2, bringing much needed lulz to ED's forums. If you had the honor of being on the forums during the BMO days, show your respect for this automated wonder by including this userbox on your user page.
 | BMO is a fucking badass that will rape your shit right up. |
Meepsheep also co-founded dongforce and was responsible for 99% of the awful shit they did.
List of people/entities Meepsheep has devastated beyond any foreseeable recovery
- NKO
- Beefcake
- Libertarian Fox
- Qwyrxian
- Kloeri
- Diego Grez
- TKN
- Tao Lin
- Fanfiction.net
- Pickbothmanlol
- Chase me ladies, I'm the Cavalry
- Laurelai (and basically all of r/lgbt)
- Countless others that do not have articles or were forgotten.
Love Life
NyannersMeepsheep is known to be a connoisseur of fine women, usually of the anime catgirl variety. Though on occasion a 3DPD woman will spark his interest. Meepsheep will proceed to express his love by collecting a myriad of information pertaining to the woman in question as he plans out their future life together. Some girls find this creepy.
Culture
—A homeless man in ED irc | ||
There is no point in debating the arts or human thought with Meepsheep because he will undoubtedly show you up by digging through his seemingly endless repertoire of knowledge of Kant, Tillich, and other intellectuals whose names Meepsheep will be listed with in some kind of future incarnation of ED.
Meepsheep only listens to musical works with true artistic aspirations, whether it be musique concrète or contemporary new-age hip-hop (don't even get him started on his idol, Lil B).
More recently, Meepsheep has adopted the metamodernist movement under his wing and has been pioneering the ideologies of said philosophical development with great success.
Also, Meepsheep isn't the least bit pretentious.
Meep-tan
Meep Jams
- TYBG
Previous Video | Next Video
Dox
Feel free to send shit to this menace, he's ruthless and has no sense of empathy and shall be treated as such.
Bryan Østergaard Vølundsgade 31, 3. th. 2200 København N +(45) 33 13 78 86
See Also
- Meepsheep's Law
- Vaporwave
- Adventure Time and Regular Show
- SysOp
- TOW
- ALL CAPS
- Mai Waifu
- Animu
- Catgirl
- BMO
- Mescaline - What to do if you want to be like Meepsheep
- Le Pointy Nose Smiling Face :^)
External Links
His DeviantArt proves he's a 17 year old girl
Further proof of this
Moar proof
Meepsheepy
Meepsheep- Meepsheepy
- Mikoto Urabe
Meepsheepy- BASED WORLD CUSTOM PRINT T-SHIRT
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