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*'''[[Emo|Dante]]''' - Our SSStylish [[Homo|hero]] is a [[gay]] [[vampire]] born from a [[whore|human woman]] and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with [[Sparta]], which is a ten times better meme. Had a magical girl transformation into [[Edward Cullen]] in the Reboot. He has a love of pizza, bitches and his own twin brother's sweet ass. | *'''[[Emo|Dante]]''' - Our SSStylish [[Homo|hero]] is a [[gay]] [[vampire]] born from a [[whore|human woman]] and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with [[Sparta]], which is a ten times better meme. Had a magical girl transformation into [[Edward Cullen]] in the Reboot. He has a love of pizza, bitches and his own twin brother's sweet ass. | ||
*'''[[Homo|Vergil aka Nelo Angelo]]''' - Dante's gay twin brother who sucks his twin brother's cock. They have gay sex all the time. | *'''[[Homo|Vergil aka Nelo Angelo]]''' - Dante's [[gay]] twin brother who sucks his twin brother's cock. They have gay sex all the time. | ||
*'''[[Slut|Eva]]''' - Dante's demon-cocksucking human mom, or angel in the reboot. | *'''[[Slut|Eva]]''' - Dante's demon-[[cocksucking]] human mom, or angel in the reboot. | ||
*'''[[Sparta|Sparda]]''' - hipster demon overlord | *'''[[Sparta|Sparda]]''' - hipster demon overlord who betrayed Mundus and fucked a human female without a condom. | ||
*'''[[Satan|Mundus]]''' - guy who sends demons into the human world since he is [[butthurt]] Sparda got laid and he didn't. | *'''[[Satan|Mundus]]''' - guy who sends demons into the human world since he is [[butthurt]] Sparda got laid and he didn't. | ||
*'''Lucia''' - bitch from Devil May Cry 2 [[nobody gives a fuck]] about | *'''Lucia''' - [[ginger]] bitch from Devil May Cry 2 [[nobody gives a fuck]] about. | ||
*'''[[Bitch|Lady aka Mary]]''' - A young bitch with a huge ass [[dildo|rocket launcher]] titled Kalina Ann. She obviously has daddy issues as her father, Arkham obviously wants to fuck her. Went through puberty in Devil May Cry 4 and achieved huge titties. Finally. | *'''[[Bitch|Lady aka Mary]]''' - A young bitch with a huge ass [[dildo|rocket launcher]] titled Kalina Ann. She obviously has daddy issues as her father, Arkham obviously wants to fuck her. Went through puberty in Devil May Cry 4 and achieved huge titties. Finally. | ||
*'''Trish''' - [[Otherkin|Trish]] is a clone of Dante's mom, and Dante wants to fuck her brains out | *'''Arkham aka Jester'' - [[pedophile]] father of Lady. He's going to spank your butt and make you squeal like a pig boy. | ||
*'''Trish''' - [[Otherkin|Trish]] is a clone of Dante's mom, and Dante wants to fuck her brains out at the end of the first game since he has an Oedipus Complex. She has lightning that comes out of her pussy. | |||
*'''[[faggot|Nero]]''' - Nero is an emo [[Mary-Sue]] who whined his way into taking Dante's role as main character in DMC4. | |||
==Fandom== | ==Fandom== | ||
Revision as of 06:11, 31 October 2014
Devil May Cry is a video game series by Crapcum in which you play as a gay demon/ human half breed named Dante, dressed up as a goth. Considered a masterpiece, this series has spawned three sequels and one piece of shit reboot. It was the predecessor to Bayonetta, because Hideki Kamiya realized how shitty working for Capcum really was and he started his own game company called Platinum Games. However, Capcom being the faggots that they really are, didn't give Kamiya the rights to his own game and sold his franchise to Ninja Theory in spite, who trashed the series for good.
Characters
- Dante - Our SSStylish hero is a gay vampire born from a human woman and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with Sparta, which is a ten times better meme. Had a magical girl transformation into Edward Cullen in the Reboot. He has a love of pizza, bitches and his own twin brother's sweet ass.
- Vergil aka Nelo Angelo - Dante's gay twin brother who sucks his twin brother's cock. They have gay sex all the time.
- Eva - Dante's demon-cocksucking human mom, or angel in the reboot.
- Sparda - hipster demon overlord who betrayed Mundus and fucked a human female without a condom.
- Mundus - guy who sends demons into the human world since he is butthurt Sparda got laid and he didn't.
- Lucia - ginger bitch from Devil May Cry 2 nobody gives a fuck about.
- Lady aka Mary - A young bitch with a huge ass rocket launcher titled Kalina Ann. She obviously has daddy issues as her father, Arkham obviously wants to fuck her. Went through puberty in Devil May Cry 4 and achieved huge titties. Finally.
- 'Arkham aka Jester - pedophile father of Lady. He's going to spank your butt and make you squeal like a pig boy.
- Trish - Trish is a clone of Dante's mom, and Dante wants to fuck her brains out at the end of the first game since he has an Oedipus Complex. She has lightning that comes out of her pussy.
- Nero - Nero is an emo Mary-Sue who whined his way into taking Dante's role as main character in DMC4.
Fandom
We all know Devil May Cry's fans kiss Hideki Kamiya's ass and are all homosexual gaymers who didn't like Bayonetta.
See also
Video Links
Devil May Cry's fans want to fill eachother's buttholes with light and fuck clones of their mom. Faggots.
External Links
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