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| '''Brenda Ann Spencer''' (a.k.a. '''[[Garfield|The Garfield Killer]]''') was an [[edgy]] [[16-year-old]] [[lesbian]] [[ginger]] whose retarded [[alcoholic]] daddy made the [[Retarded|brilliant decision]] to buy her a [[rifle]] for [[Christmas]] despite the fact that he had been [[molesting]] her for years. On [[Web 1.0|Monday, January 29, 1979]], finally fed up with years of [[abuse]] and [[high]] as fuck on a combination of [[PCP]] and [[alcohol]], Brenda decided to take out her brand-spanking-new Ruger and [[Suicide|end her miserable life]] in style. Being too much of a fucking [[pussy]] to just blow a hole in her daddy's head and feeling that it would be too [[heterosexual]] to [[Blowjob|stick the barrel of a gun in her mouth]], Brenda instead decided that she would get the [[police]] to do the job for her. | | '''Consoomers''' are the average, ideal citizen in the eyes of the [[jews|disgusting creatures]] that are currently enslaving the whole arse planet. |
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| Seeing as she lived directly across from '''Grover Cleveland Elementary School''' in [[San Diego]], Brenda decided that the fastest way to get the cops to [[Cum|come]] and [[Porsche Girl|blow her brains]] out would be to [[Camping|snipe some squeakers from the comfort of her bedroom]]. Unfortunately, despite managing to kill both the [[Final Boss|school principal]] and [[Mexican|custodian]], Brenda had neglected to factor in the fact that the police in [[California|Commiefornia]] would be [[Pussybitch|too fucking soft]] to shoot a [[16-year-old]] [[white]] [[bitch]] even if she was shooting directly at children and cops. After being arrested and asked why she did it, Brenda responded with the unforgettable phrase "'''[[Garfield|I don't like Mondays.]]'''"
| | Consoomers have probably always existed, but they did not come to prominence until the 1950's. |
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| Despite utterly failing to [[Kill yourself|kill herself]] and still being alive to this very day, Brenda Ann Spencer did help make [[school shootings|America's National Pastime]] popular again following a nearly 15 year hiatus since [[Charles Whitman's Tumor]] and 50 years since [[Andrew Kehoe]] invented the sport by [[9/11|blowing up]] a fucking [[Sandy Hook|elementary school]]. Brenda is also notable for being the first woman to participate in [[school shooting]] under [[Title IX]].
| | Nowadays you will be hard pressed to find goyim who do not have plastic in their system, a terrible goyslop diet, and care more about niggerball than the history of their own people. |
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| While Brenda's [[high score]] of a mere 2 kills and 9 injuries is [[Lulz|laughably]] [[failure|horrible]], she still managed to beat out [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]]'s very own [[AlGore|William "AlGore" Atchison]] in pretty much every category except [[Suicide|becoming an heroine]]. How's it feel getting your dead freckled arse kicked by a fucking [[16-year-old]] [[girl]], Willie?
| | Truly, the industrial revolution and its consequences... |
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| <center><big>'''[[Brenda Ann Spencer|(( I don't like Mondays\I wanna shoot, ooh, the whole day down ))]]</big></center>
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| | <center><big>'''[[Consoomers|(( Dont ask questions just consoom product and get excited for next product ))]]</big></center> |
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| |date=2026-5-25 | | |date=2026-5-27 |
| |expires=2026-5-27 | | |expires=2026-5-29 |
| |editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]] | | |editor=[[User:LordGrimThInvincible]] |
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| '''What have I missed? [[Goth]] was 2 days ago • [[Ebola-chan]] was 4 days ago • [[Scientology Speedrunning]] was 6 days ago | | '''What have I missed? [[Brenda Ann Spencer]] was 2 days ago • [[Goth]] was 4 days ago • [[Ebola-chan]] was 6 days ago |
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Consoomers are the average, ideal citizen in the eyes of the disgusting creatures that are currently enslaving the whole arse planet.
Consoomers have probably always existed, but they did not come to prominence until the 1950's.
Nowadays you will be hard pressed to find goyim who do not have plastic in their system, a terrible goyslop diet, and care more about niggerball than the history of their own people.
Truly, the industrial revolution and its consequences...
(( Dont ask questions just consoom product and get excited for next product ))
