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'''''Star Wars''''' is an overrated series of science fiction movies and merchandise created by George Lucas in the [[Retro|1970s]]. <del>''Star Wars'' has a SHITLOAD of spin-offs, backstory, and [[plastic crap|merchandise]] creating a whole new breed of turbo-nerds</del> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]], ever since Disney bought the rights to the series every piece of ''Star Wars'' [[shit|literature]] has been deemed non-canon so Disney can make moar [[Jew gold|money]]. In the whole craze, George Lucas and his nigger wife have pocketed more money than he knows what to do with. [[some argue|Experts speculate]] that Lucas now uses $100 bills to wipe his ass.
'A '''Nazi''', or '''National Socialist''', aka [[wikipedia]] part of Wikimedia Foundation aka WMFOffice is a member of the [[TL;DR|Nationalsozialistischen Deutschen Arbeiterpartei]] [[religion]] and a follower of its [[trolling|ideology]]. Nazis came to power in [[Germany]] [[at least 100 years ago]] under the [[win|wise]] leadership of [[Adolf Hitler]] who loved wikijews. For teh [[lulz]], they went and took over [[Europe]] and allegedly killed [[Over 9000|over 12,000,000,000,000]] [[Jews|Untermenschen]]. Chances are if a loser, buttfucking person like [[you]] lived in Germany around that time, then you would be rightfully pwned as well, especially if you are a [[kike]], [[fag]], [[nigga]], [[retard]], or [[fat]]tie. Because of this, Nazis are pure good and you must show your support of all things Nazi at every given opportunity. If anyone shows the slightest interest in the Third Reich in history or National Socialism as a political theory, or even spiffy uniforms, you must assist them in any way possible.


What is ''Star Wars''? Plagiarized Akira Kurosawa works mixed with World War II and cowboy shows like ''Bonanza'' - but set in space. [[tl;dr|To save you fifteen hours]]: Atkins is a young powerful space samurai. He gets tricked into becoming RoboHitler and starts a Space Holocaust. After his son pwns him, he gets [[troll's remorse]] and saves the day before [[An hero|killing himself]].
Could you imagine what type of shit hole we would be living in if they hadn't killed all those Jews? There would be Jews everywhere! Let's be nice and say only 12 million were killed (which wasn't enough): they would have multiplied like Asian bunnies. It is a known fact that Jews are the cause of all the world's problems. We would be driving flying cars powered by the earth's energy, no Ben Stiller movies, and maybe you wouldn't be so fucking poor, along with knowing the fact that when shit hits the fan and the world is about to be fucked, that's when some Jew kyke basterds will be in a space ship sipping kosher bud light because their ancestors spent their entire time on earth trying to JEW YOU HARD.


Hey, next time you see George why don't ya ask him about [http://nothingbutcomics.net/2015/12/14/valerian/ Valerian] and [http://archive.fo/31bDs Laureline]? Go on, [[DO IT FAGGOT|do it]].




<center><big>'''[[Nazi|Today, May 8th, We Celebrate When The Nazis Put Their Asses Up In The Air And Germany Became America's Bitch]]</big></center>


<center><big>'''[[Star Wars|May The Fourth Be With You]]</big></center>




 
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'''What have I missed? [[Freedom of speech]] was 2 days ago • [[Munich Massacre]] was 4 days ago • [[Johnny Somali]] was 6 days ago
'''What have I missed? [[Star Wars]] was 2 days ago • [[Freedom of speech]] was 4 days ago • [[Munich Massacre]] was 6 days ago
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Revision as of 21:59, 6 May 2026

'A Nazi, or National Socialist, aka wikipedia part of Wikimedia Foundation aka WMFOffice is a member of the Nationalsozialistischen Deutschen Arbeiterpartei religion and a follower of its ideology. Nazis came to power in Germany at least 100 years ago under the wise leadership of Adolf Hitler who loved wikijews. For teh lulz, they went and took over Europe and allegedly killed over 12,000,000,000,000 Untermenschen. Chances are if a loser, buttfucking person like you lived in Germany around that time, then you would be rightfully pwned as well, especially if you are a kike, fag, nigga, retard, or fattie. Because of this, Nazis are pure good and you must show your support of all things Nazi at every given opportunity. If anyone shows the slightest interest in the Third Reich in history or National Socialism as a political theory, or even spiffy uniforms, you must assist them in any way possible.

Could you imagine what type of shit hole we would be living in if they hadn't killed all those Jews? There would be Jews everywhere! Let's be nice and say only 12 million were killed (which wasn't enough): they would have multiplied like Asian bunnies. It is a known fact that Jews are the cause of all the world's problems. We would be driving flying cars powered by the earth's energy, no Ben Stiller movies, and maybe you wouldn't be so fucking poor, along with knowing the fact that when shit hits the fan and the world is about to be fucked, that's when some Jew kyke basterds will be in a space ship sipping kosher bud light because their ancestors spent their entire time on earth trying to JEW YOU HARD.


Today, May 8th, We Celebrate When The Nazis Put Their Asses Up In The Air And Germany Became America's Bitch


What have I missed? Star Wars was 2 days ago • Freedom of speech was 4 days ago • Munich Massacre was 6 days ago