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'''Freedom of speech''' is a legal concept, civil liberty and a recognised imaginary [[human rights|human right]] that gives one the ability to speak whatever they want, whenever they want, to whoever they want without fear of state censorship or legal repercussions. Many countries have constitutions that protect free expression, but none do it better than the OGs that thought of it first.. '''<big>[[England]] with the Magna Carta</big>'''. [[Amerimutt|Amerimutts]] did it later, but admittedly did a better job of it after they rebelled against the [[Britfags]] after [[4th_of_July|the War of Independence]]. [[Retards|Lesser trolls]] use it merely as a means to an end in mundane [[flame wars]] to act like a douche while claiming to be safeguarding "basic civic liberties". Others like [[Count Dankula]] take their trolling to another lulzy level entirely by becoming martyrs for their loud [[shitposting]], pissing off [[normalfags]], [[celebrities]] and [[illuminati|the established powers that be]].
'''''Star Wars''''' is an overrated series of science fiction movies and merchandise created by George Lucas in the [[Retro|1970s]]. <del>''Star Wars'' has a SHITLOAD of spin-offs, backstory, and [[plastic crap|merchandise]] creating a whole new breed of turbo-nerds</del> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]], ever since Disney bought the rights to the series every piece of ''Star Wars'' [[shit|literature]] has been deemed non-canon so Disney can make moar [[Jew gold|money]]. In the whole craze, George Lucas and his nigger wife have pocketed more money than he knows what to do with. [[some argue|Experts speculate]] that Lucas now uses $100 bills to wipe his ass.


[[At least 100 years ago]], people did not have or know the concept of free speech and were only allowed to speak in 5-word sentences. Then they discovered how much fun it was to cry "[[Fire]]!" in a crowded room and watch [[normies]] stampede to the exit. [[Death]] and [[lulz]] ensued, and freedom of speech was born.
What is ''Star Wars''? Plagiarized Akira Kurosawa works mixed with World War II and cowboy shows like ''Bonanza'' - but set in space. [[tl;dr|To save you fifteen hours]]: Atkins is a young powerful space samurai. He gets tricked into becoming RoboHitler and starts a Space Holocaust. After his son pwns him, he gets [[troll's remorse]] and saves the day before [[An hero|killing himself]].


Countries like [[China]] or [[Best Korea]] do not recognize freedom of speech as a ''right'', let alone a '''basic human right'''. So may our right to shitpost loudly '''never''' be infringed upon. It's more fun this way.
Hey, next time you see George why don't ya ask him about [http://nothingbutcomics.net/2015/12/14/valerian/ Valerian] and [http://archive.fo/31bDs Laureline]? Go on, [[DO IT FAGGOT|do it]].






<center><big>'''[[Freedom of speech|Do Us All A Favor And Just Shut The Fuck Up]]</big></center>
<center><big>'''[[Star Wars|May The Fourth Be With You]]</big></center>






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'''What have I missed? [[Munich Massacre]] was 2 days ago • [[Johnny Somali]] was 4 days ago • [[Copycat killers]] was 6 days ago
'''What have I missed? [[Freedom of speech]] was 2 days ago • [[Munich Massacre]] was 4 days ago • [[Johnny Somali]] was 6 days ago
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Star Wars

Star Wars

Star Wars is an overrated series of science fiction movies and merchandise created by George Lucas in the 1970s. Star Wars has a SHITLOAD of spin-offs, backstory, and merchandise creating a whole new breed of turbo-nerds HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS, ever since Disney bought the rights to the series every piece of Star Wars literature has been deemed non-canon so Disney can make moar money. In the whole craze, George Lucas and his nigger wife have pocketed more money than he knows what to do with. Experts speculate that Lucas now uses $100 bills to wipe his ass.

What is Star Wars? Plagiarized Akira Kurosawa works mixed with World War II and cowboy shows like Bonanza - but set in space. To save you fifteen hours: Atkins is a young powerful space samurai. He gets tricked into becoming RoboHitler and starts a Space Holocaust. After his son pwns him, he gets troll's remorse and saves the day before killing himself.

Hey, next time you see George why don't ya ask him about Valerian and Laureline? Go on, do it.


May The Fourth Be With You

Read the full article... • Set by User:CrackRabbit on 2026-5-05


What have I missed? Freedom of speech was 2 days ago • Munich Massacre was 4 days ago • Johnny Somali was 6 days ago

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