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'''Johnny Somali''' ([[Powerword]]: [[England|Ramsey]] [[Muslim|Khalid]] [[Jew|Ismael]], aka '''ジョニー・ソマリ''' and '''조니 소말리''') or BKA "That Dumbass Nigger" is a [[Twitch]] [[faggot|streamer]] [[niggers|who sank to the bottom of the lows]]. In fact, Johnny is so hated, he managed to unite the [[Koreans]] and the [[Japanese]]—two groups who otherwise hate one another—and convince them to set aside their historical differences in order to work together and save the rest of the world from Johnny's nonsense.  
On July 22nd, 2016 (the 5th anniversary of [[Breivik]]'s epic bloodfest), an 18-year-old rapefugee spawn named '''David Sonboly'''{{Nazi}} (Born: '''[[Deadname|Ali Sonboly]]'''{{Muslim}}) was fed up with being bullied by the filthy turkroaches infesting Deutschland, and the Glock he ordered off the [[Darknet]] was finally in his possession. So, he decided to seek revenge against the sub-human scumbags plaguing his nation and ruining his life, by going on a generic, but lulzy little shooting spree. The "tragedy" claimed 10 lives including his own. Thankfully, this kid discriminately targeted non-white undermentsch and cleaned up the turkroach infestation ruining his country, and earned his own ED page in the progress, along with thousands of admirers and creepy ass fangirls like every mass murderer scores. Due to the shooting spree being within close proximity in time to several terrorist attacks in Europe, most people believed the shooter to be a radical Islamic terrorist, but the opposite turned out to be true; David was a euro-skeptic, pro-white nationalist, anti-mudslime and /pol/ lurker. David was also active on [[Steam]], where he trained for his terrorist attack by killing virtual terrorists in [[Counter-Strike]] and going on hacking rampages in [[GTA 5]]. Ban tactical assault video games.


Even more humiliating on his part, the Joos and the [[Aryan|Aryan Brotherhood]] had a momentary ceasefire because his [[Douchebag|Douchbaggery]], it's a word-look it up, achieved such new levels that even the [[Penis|Cicumcised]] and uncircumcised had a common interest for 5 minutes.


How the hell does one fuck up so badly? Well, you could start by being like Johnny and become your own worst enemy; the only person who could cancel him is he himself... and he's doing a pretty damn good job of it.


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'''What have I missed? [[Copycat killers]] was 2 days ago • [[Gooning]] was 4 days ago • [[Jasmine Richardson]] was 6 days ago
'''What have I missed? [[Johnny Somali]] was 2 days ago • [[Copycat killers]] was 4 days ago • [[Gooning]] was 6 days ago
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Revision as of 22:29, 30 April 2026

Munich Massacre

Munich Massacre

On July 22nd, 2016 (the 5th anniversary of Breivik's epic bloodfest), an 18-year-old rapefugee spawn named David Sonboly卐 (Born: Ali Sonboly☪) was fed up with being bullied by the filthy turkroaches infesting Deutschland, and the Glock he ordered off the Darknet was finally in his possession. So, he decided to seek revenge against the sub-human scumbags plaguing his nation and ruining his life, by going on a generic, but lulzy little shooting spree. The "tragedy" claimed 10 lives including his own. Thankfully, this kid discriminately targeted non-white undermentsch and cleaned up the turkroach infestation ruining his country, and earned his own ED page in the progress, along with thousands of admirers and creepy ass fangirls like every mass murderer scores. Due to the shooting spree being within close proximity in time to several terrorist attacks in Europe, most people believed the shooter to be a radical Islamic terrorist, but the opposite turned out to be true; David was a euro-skeptic, pro-white nationalist, anti-mudslime and /pol/ lurker. David was also active on Steam, where he trained for his terrorist attack by killing virtual terrorists in Counter-Strike and going on hacking rampages in GTA 5. Ban tactical assault video games.


Most Would Expect Better From Someone That Share's Hitler's Birthday

Read the full article... • Set by User:CrackRabbit on 2026-5-01


What have I missed? Johnny Somali was 2 days ago • Copycat killers was 4 days ago • Gooning was 6 days ago

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