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{{Quote|Open the door now..or I'll fucking end you..do you understand me?}}
'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.


'''Jason Thomas Nichols''' is the hot new [[Wojak]] in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, [[California]], and dressed in his finest [[Reddit]]-moderator gear, Jason wanted to let you know:
* if you knew where your daughter was
* that this was ''his'' neighborhood
* if you could open the door
* his name was Harry Dresden (Reference to a book series called "The Dresden Files", about a wizard private investigator)


He was later arrested and charged with four felonies. But the story goes deeper...


<center><big>'''[[Jasmine Richardson|"Tell My Mom She Can Have My TV And That I Love Her"]]</big></center>




<center><big>'''[[Jason Thomas Nichols|It Was All A Military Script Designed To Hide His Black Op Status ]]</big></center>


 
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'''What have I missed? '''[[Drug]] was 2 days ago • [[Archive.is]] was 4 days ago • [[Creationist]] was 6 days ago
'''What have I missed? '''[[Jason Thomas Nichols]] was 2 days ago • [[Drug]] was 4 days ago • [[Archive.is]] was 6 days ago
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Revision as of 02:41, 23 April 2026

Jasmine Richardson

Jasmine Richardson

Jasmine Richardson was a 12-year-old girl who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the Worldwide Furry Conspiracy. At 12, she is the youngest killer in Soviet Canuckistan and was a regular user of the super cereal emo-gangbang known as Vampirefreaks. Besides being a Goff and getting stuck in the hole for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of JB to commit murder EVAR. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, Jeremy Steinke, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $9000 a month contract with Suicide Girls to be their head pinup, right beside Nazi superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take Pimpmaster Sean up on this offer.


"Tell My Mom She Can Have My TV And That I Love Her"

Read the full article... • Set by User:CrackRabbit on 2026-4-23


What have I missed? Jason Thomas Nichols was 2 days ago • Drug was 4 days ago • Archive.is was 6 days ago

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