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*...that some [[Crybaby|Whiney ass Jew Parents]] are suing because their [[Whore|Cheerleader]] daughter drank too many [[Caffeine|Energy Drinks]] and, predictably, her [[Dead|Heart Exploded]]? | |||
*...that [[Chuck Norris]] died? Get ready for a resurgance of Chuck Norris [[Fact|facts]] like how he's not really dead and is just taking a long nap. | *...that [[Chuck Norris]] died? Get ready for a resurgance of Chuck Norris [[Fact|facts]] like how he's not really dead and is just taking a long nap. | ||
*...that it's [[Catholic|St. Patrick's Day]] and 40% of the drunk driving [[Dead|deaths]] on this day will happen between [[Time|midnight and 2:59 am]]? | *...that it's [[Catholic|St. Patrick's Day]] and 40% of the drunk driving [[Dead|deaths]] on this day will happen between [[Time|midnight and 2:59 am]]? | ||
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*... that another [[Love|Valentine's Day]] has come and gone and you're still [[Dying Alone|all alone]]? Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive? | *... that another [[Love|Valentine's Day]] has come and gone and you're still [[Dying Alone|all alone]]? Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive? | ||
*... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President [[David McKillips]] resigned- most likely because his name was in the [[Epstein Files]]? | *... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President [[David McKillips]] resigned- most likely because his name was in the [[Epstein Files]]? | ||
Revision as of 22:34, 14 April 2026
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- ...that some Whiney ass Jew Parents are suing because their Cheerleader daughter drank too many Energy Drinks and, predictably, her Heart Exploded?
- ...that Chuck Norris died? Get ready for a resurgance of Chuck Norris facts like how he's not really dead and is just taking a long nap.
- ...that it's St. Patrick's Day and 40% of the drunk driving deaths on this day will happen between midnight and 2:59 am?
- ...that some loser with too much money and not enough brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour?
- ...that The Seahawks Beat The Patriots 29-13 at this year's Superbowl? We're always happy to see The Patriots lose
- ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!
- ... that another Valentine's Day has come and gone and you're still all alone? Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?
- ... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President David McKillips resigned- most likely because his name was in the Epstein Files?
