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' | '''[[Roblox]]''' (also known as '''Dynablox''', '''Shitblox''', '''Gayblox''', '''Gooblox''', '''Rococks''' and a whole plethora of other [[shit]]) is a shitty [[Lego]] knockoff made in [[2005]] by a few [[Jews]]. Given how autistic the platform truly is, and its allure to autistic children, it should come as no surprise that 99% of the people who interact with it are fucking retarded. The "objective" of Rococks is to make [[bomb|cool shit]], but since doing so requires having a brain in your fucking skull, this is a goal that is, and forever will be, unattainable by the shitcocks cummunity. Instead what you'll see is perpetual stealing of game assets that the .01% of the community created, spam to hoax/CP/[[warez]] sites to get [[free]] Rocucks, and nauseatingly designed games that have been fine tuned to milk as much of the aforementioned Rocucks out of you. | ||
{{quote|ROBLOX. [[Lie|IT'S FREE!!!!1!1!]]|The Jews of Rococks in search of money.}} | |||
If the default Roblox experience isn’t fucking you hard enough, you can also subscribe to the [[Scam|overpriced premium membership]]. | |||
|link= | <center><big>'''[[Roblox|It's Where All The Tech Savvy Pedos Are Hanging Out]]</big></center> | ||
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|date=2026-4- | |date=2026-4-09 | ||
|expires=2026-4- | |expires=2026-4-11 | ||
|editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]] | |editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]] | ||
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'''What have I missed? '''[[ | '''What have I missed? '''[[Operation: Fat Fuck]] was 2 days ago • [[Easter]] was 4 days ago • [[Jews]] was 6 days ago | ||
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Revision as of 23:35, 8 April 2026
Roblox (also known as Dynablox, Shitblox, Gayblox, Gooblox, Rococks and a whole plethora of other shit) is a shitty Lego knockoff made in 2005 by a few Jews. Given how autistic the platform truly is, and its allure to autistic children, it should come as no surprise that 99% of the people who interact with it are fucking retarded. The "objective" of Rococks is to make cool shit, but since doing so requires having a brain in your fucking skull, this is a goal that is, and forever will be, unattainable by the shitcocks cummunity. Instead what you'll see is perpetual stealing of game assets that the .01% of the community created, spam to hoax/CP/warez sites to get free Rocucks, and nauseatingly designed games that have been fine tuned to milk as much of the aforementioned Rocucks out of you.
—The Jews of Rococks in search of money. | ||
If the default Roblox experience isn’t fucking you hard enough, you can also subscribe to the overpriced premium membership.
What have I missed? Operation: Fat Fuck was 2 days ago • Easter was 4 days ago • Jews was 6 days ago