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| '''{{jew}}Kikes{{jew}}''' are a species of [[Vampire|Vampirical]], Parasitic [[Alien]] [[Psychopath]]s who tried to control and interbreed with [[White|Humanity]] in their quest for universal domination. These abomination subhuman parasites created the [[religion|brainwashing retarded cult]] called '''"Judaism"''', also known as "[[Profit|The Worship of Money]]" and "Ritual Infant Sacrifice", and in the Dark Ages were the inventors of the two most Anti-Intellectual forces in the world: [[Christianity]] and [[Islam]]. Some famous Jews include: everyone who works on the banks, in television, in movies, in radio and in print media. Kikes have [[troll]]ed, scammed, ruined, pillaged and destroyed every single civilization on the face of the Earth. This is why in the dictionary the verb '''''Jewing''''' also means ''to troll, lie, deceive, con, fool, steal, manipulate, and enslave others for profit''. | | ''Easter''', also known as Spring Halloween, [[Zombie]] Jesus Day, Christmas For Fat People or Bunny Furry Day is a favorite holiday of women because it usually entails ''"HAWT"'' guys with zero body and painted on abs running around in loin cloths while others know it as the day when we celebrate the [[zombie|resurrection]] of [[Jesus]]. In lieu of a macabre theme, Easter is an upbeat celebration of the crucifixion of His Royal Highness Jesus H. Christ, King o' the Jews. It also celebrates the [[irony]] of a carpenter being nailed to a piece of wood. Although the crucifixion precipitated his eternal death, he was revered by early Christians for having been nailed by like two hawt [[Soulja_boy|soulja boy]] [[Guido|guidos]] at once. |
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| Judaism is the world's first [[racism|master race theory]], despite being created by a [[Moses|desert-dwelling schizoprehnic hermit]]. The Kike cult teaches that Jews are the Chosen People of God and that there is a sacred mystical quality to Jew [[DNA]] that makes them different from the rest of humanity; essentially admitting they were Aliens. In olden times, Jew prophets would, under the command of [[God|YHWH]], frequently lead the Jews on genocidal campaigns against neighboring rival populations, and even today leaders in the Jew state of [[Israel]] often cite Kikeish religious ideals to justify their ongoing genocide of Palestinians. As funny as this is, it is still no excuse for being the thieving little hooknoses they are. Judaism ironically found its mirror-image inversion in the anti-Jew Aryan racialism of the [[Nazis]]. But this is all [[bullshit]], since there's no pure Jewish left as they all mixed with [[white people]] and [[Slavs]] (in fact, Jews infiltrated the Slavs and created [[communism]], another horrendous human atrocity). The vermin Kikes are experimenting to create the ultimate [[Slavery|Slave Race]] by attempting to make [[White|our own Human Females]] to mate with [[Niggers|profoundly retarded Wild Animals]] in order to create a cross breed with the strength and stress tolerance of the nigger and just enough of the white's intelligence to be a docile, well-behaved worker, but not quite enough intelligence to actually pose a threat to the Jew master.
| | To the non-Christian fanatic, Easter, like Christmas, is just merely another day off from work or school to be used as an excuse to get drunk all day and eat as much candy as possible. It can be a nightmare for television-lovers though, as nothing worthwhile is being shown on TV as every other channel has freaky old men in robes who babble about the Great Jebus and read boring hymns from books. Not to mention the stupid parades and the countless Lifetime and Hallmark channels that show hours of shitty Easter movies. Turn off your TV and watch [[porn|p0rn]] online instead. |
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| Despite only being 0.19% of the world's population, Jews control 99.9% of the world's money. (See: Rothschild, Warburg, etc.) The only nation's whose money is not issued by a Rothschilds bank are Iran, Iraq, and North Korea. Noticing anything there?
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| They also control the [[media]], the banks, [[Twitter]], [[Facebook]] (as Polandball learned the hard way with multiple bans for Nazi content), [[LiveJournal]]'s [[porn]], [[prostitution|craigslist]], [[pwned|Stratfor]], textbook publishers, music (especially Pop Music), gold, and diamonds. And no, we're not fucking joking about this. If you don't believe that subhuman kikes control everything, just look up a list of Media Jews or finance Jews on Google. Or just look at the always disproportionate number of Jewish names in the governments of the West. Case in point, Roman Polanski and and Jeffrey Epstein got off without serious punishment for [[rape|raping]] little girls (as recommended in their holy book, the [[Talmud]]), something a goy would have done serious pound-me-in-the-ass [[prison]] time for. The Jews use the money to fund their militarized colony of [[Israel]], a Jewish state created in the Middle East, which Jews consider the [[Promised Land]]. The Arabs don't think so, so The Kike Reich has fought many wars, and has turned the Jews into a warrior race as well as a scummy thieving one. Basically, the only part of the world that's not controlled by the Jews is Asia, because the Muslims don't tolerate their kike bullshit and the only way for Jews to hold them down is to send the Israel Defense Forces to buttfuck them, and the [[Chinks|Chinese]] are the only race with potential to out-Jew the Jews and actually threaten them.
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| Kikes are well known for being filthy hypocrites. For example, they deny the right of other religitards to practice their own shitty and barbaric rituals and then go on a daily penis-cutting spree, in the name of their <s>money</s> God.
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| Jews were the inventors of [[Capitalism]], created when [[Christian]] [[European|Europeans]] threw away their morals and decided to embrace Jewish practices like [[theft|usury]] (see: John Calvin). Jews were the first group to create a sophisticated banking system, which they used to finance the Crusades in order to pit [[Christian]]s and [[Islam|Muslims]] (both adhering to religions derived from Judaism) against each other to kill as many people as possible in a macabre [[murder|human sacrifice]] to [[Satan|YHWH]]. [[Karl Marx]], however, was a Heretic Jew, which was why he understood [[money]] so well, and decided to be all rebellious and edgy by inventing [[communism]], when in fact he was tricked by another Jew, Moses Hess, the actual founder of Zionism, who ghost-wrote Marx's [[shit nobody cares about|The German Ideology]].
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| The Jew banking system was based on fraud and [[lies]], so when it inevitably collapsed, the Jews just [[pwned]] as many people as possible by unleashing the Black Plague on them. Later, Jews [[economy|economically]] controlled medieval Venice (the first modern maritime trade empire), and then crypto-Jewish merchants economically controlled the Spanish Empire, including the [[nigger|slave]] trade. Openly Jewish bankers orchestrated the [[Dutch]] Empire and founded Jew Amsterdam (later [[Jew York]]). Later the Dutch Jews moved to London because they thought it would be a better base for a global empire, and actually brought a Dutch nobleman, William III, with them, who they installed in a coup d'état (more like Jew d'état, [[amirite]]?) as new King of the [[United Kingdom|British Empire]]. For hundreds of years, Jewish bankers controlled global trade through their bases in Jew York City and [[London]]. European colonialism was, through its history, essentially a plot whereby Jews could gain control of [[gold]] and diamond mines in [[Africa|poor countries]] and increase their stranglehold over the global economy.
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| At this point, the [[moron|average person]] might say, "Wait a minute... that sounds like a [[conspiracy theory]]!!! One small race [[naive|couldn't possibly be responsible]] for so much evil!" Well, here's a fun fact: in 1913, Jews seized control of America's sovereign power to control its own currency by establishing the Income Tax, and brought about the [[Mafia|Federal Reserve]] system (a parasitic Ponzi scheme, modeled on the earlier Rothschild-dominated Bank of Cock-slime England, in which [[truth|any dollar printed as legal currency is actually a dollar of debt owed, with interest]], to the Jew-controlled private banks who own the shares of the regional Fed banks). The architect of this system was a [[thief|Jew]] named Paul Warburg. Paul's brother, Max Warburg, worked directly under Hjalmar Schacht And His Dancing Monkeys in Germany and [[irony|directed the currency policies of the Third Reich]] that allowed Hitler to build his war machine. What's truly fascinating is that the Warburg family has a long history of grand-scale fraud -- the family was originally named del-Banco, and was the most prominent banking family in the Republic of Venice during that state's period of imperial supremacy in the 1400s. Between that and their habit of eating pickled [[cunts]], the whole thing is repulsive. It's somewhat stunning to contemplate that it's not merely impersonal [[slavery|monetary systems]] that have existed for so many centuries, but in fact for [[at least 100|over 500]] years the same Jewish families have overseen them and [[epic win|maintained economic dominance]].
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| Kikes also enjoy [[circumcision|slicing up baby penises]] for fun, these pedokikes even enjoy sucking them. See below.
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| [[Some argue|Some suggest]] that we should use Jews instead of dogs to sniff out large amounts of concealed [[cash]] or anything else worth smuggling at airports due to their sensitive Jew noses. Obviously, this is a horrible idea, because the pay is bad, and the dirty Kikes would probably form a union and demand [[moar]] [[money]], thus increasing the burden on taxpayers everywhere.
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| Jews have also founded their own country, [[Israel]], which is their base of operations.
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| '''What have I missed? '''[[I did it for the lulz]] was 2 days ago • [[Animator320]] was 4 days ago • [[Ariana Grande]] was 6 days ago | | '''What have I missed? '''[[Jews]] was 2 days ago • [[I did it for the lulz]] was 4 days ago • [[Animator320]] was 6 days ago |
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Easter', also known as Spring Halloween, Zombie Jesus Day, Christmas For Fat People or Bunny Furry Day is a favorite holiday of women because it usually entails "HAWT" guys with zero body and painted on abs running around in loin cloths while others know it as the day when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. In lieu of a macabre theme, Easter is an upbeat celebration of the crucifixion of His Royal Highness Jesus H. Christ, King o' the Jews. It also celebrates the irony of a carpenter being nailed to a piece of wood. Although the crucifixion precipitated his eternal death, he was revered by early Christians for having been nailed by like two hawt soulja boy guidos at once.
To the non-Christian fanatic, Easter, like Christmas, is just merely another day off from work or school to be used as an excuse to get drunk all day and eat as much candy as possible. It can be a nightmare for television-lovers though, as nothing worthwhile is being shown on TV as every other channel has freaky old men in robes who babble about the Great Jebus and read boring hymns from books. Not to mention the stupid parades and the countless Lifetime and Hallmark channels that show hours of shitty Easter movies. Turn off your TV and watch p0rn online instead.
The Second Coming Of The Easter Bunny Is Soon Upon Us
