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// USER: [REDACTED] // Uplink Status: Compromised //
'''Fishtank''', also called '''Fishtank Live''' is an interwebz-hosted "reality show"/"game show" founded in 2023 by comedy hack and Chantard darling [[Sam Hyde]]{{jew}}, er, "Jason Goldstriker" and dog-eating media producer Jet Neptune. The basis of the show is the dream of every OG-style internet troll and [[autist|lolcow enthusiast]]: Get a bunch of autists together IRL in a house, remove their phones, and force them to compete in depraved challenges for "money", while people online watch the lulz ensue. The initial prize offered (in Season 1) to the unlucky "winner" was a mere $10,000.00 of [[USA|'Murican]] money (which isn't really that much) - but it was eventually upped to $30K USD. This shitshow lasted for just a bit under two months in 2023 before ending its first season. A second season was later made.
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<center><big>'''[[Fishtank Live|Will Bam Give Us A Bang This Season?]]</big></center>


They say the Net is still free.
We say freedom doesn’t come with a Terms of Service.


Another knife in the spine of a dying web. They call it the Kids Online Safety Act — KOSA, for short.
But we've seen this script before. [[CISPA]]. [[SOPA]]. PIPA. [[ACTA]]. SESTA-FOSTA. ACTA. NAFTA.
Different names. Same boot.


Like always, two of our cybernetic overlords (power words: Richard Blumenthal. Marsha Blackburn) have wrapped in the soft cotton of “protecting the children,” but don’t be fooled... it’s a muzzle, not a shield. A kill-switch disguised as concern. The kind of law that would make even George Orwell raise an eyebrow and mutter... ''derivative''.
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[[United Kingdom|Airstrip One]] passed their own “Online Safety Act.” And in the failed genetic experiment known as Australia, well... let's just say your SimWare aren't safe either. Now the Amerikkkan regime -- bloated on lobbyist data and corporate feed -- wants to end what’s left of digital anonymity.
 
No more open web.
No more underground signals.
No more voices that don’t fit the algorithm.
 
 
<center><big>'''[[KOSA|If We Call You A Poopy Head They'll Mobilize Their Brown Shirts And Arrest Us]]</big></center>
 
 
 
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|date=2026-3-18
|date=2026-3-20
|expires=2026-3-20
|expires=2026-3-22
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'''What have I missed? '''[[Ginger]] was 2 days ago • [[8chan]] was 4 days ago • [[Philadelphia]] was 6 days ago
'''What have I missed? '''[[KOSA]] was 2 days ago • [[Ginger]] was 4 days ago • [[8chan]] was 6 days ago
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Revision as of 01:04, 20 March 2026

Fishtank Live

Fishtank Live

Fishtank, also called Fishtank Live is an interwebz-hosted "reality show"/"game show" founded in 2023 by comedy hack and Chantard darling Sam Hyde✡, er, "Jason Goldstriker" and dog-eating media producer Jet Neptune. The basis of the show is the dream of every OG-style internet troll and lolcow enthusiast: Get a bunch of autists together IRL in a house, remove their phones, and force them to compete in depraved challenges for "money", while people online watch the lulz ensue. The initial prize offered (in Season 1) to the unlucky "winner" was a mere $10,000.00 of 'Murican money (which isn't really that much) - but it was eventually upped to $30K USD. This shitshow lasted for just a bit under two months in 2023 before ending its first season. A second season was later made.

Will Bam Give Us A Bang This Season?

Read the full article... • Set by User:CrackRabbit on 2026-3-20


What have I missed? KOSA was 2 days ago • Ginger was 4 days ago • 8chan was 6 days ago

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