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*...That it's St. Patrick's day and 40% of the drunk driving deaths on this day will happen between midnight and 2:59 am? | |||
*...That some [[You|Loser]] with too much [[Money]] and not enough [[Brain]]s actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by [[Pink Floyd]]'s David Gilmour? | *...That some [[You|Loser]] with too much [[Money]] and not enough [[Brain]]s actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by [[Pink Floyd]]'s David Gilmour? | ||
*...[[The Beatles|Paul McCartney]] said that [[The Catcher in the Rye|John Lennon's]] Japper wife, Yoko, called him shortly after Lennon was shot to [[Death]] to tell him that Lennon was a [[Homo|Butt Pirate]] | *...[[The Beatles|Paul McCartney]] said that [[The Catcher in the Rye|John Lennon's]] Japper wife, Yoko, called him shortly after Lennon was shot to [[Death]] to tell him that Lennon was a [[Homo|Butt Pirate]]? | ||
*...[[Football|The Seahawks Beat The Patriots]] 29-13 at this year's Superbowl | *...[[Football|The Seahawks Beat The Patriots]] 29-13 at this year's Superbowl? We're always happy to see [[18-1|The Patriots]] lose | ||
*... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with [[KOSA]] and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? [[You]] should tell them what you think, at [https://www.badinternetbills.com badinternetbills.com!] | *... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with [[KOSA]] and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? [[You]] should tell them what you think, at [https://www.badinternetbills.com badinternetbills.com!] | ||
*... that another [[Love|Valentine's Day]] has come and gone and you're still [[Dying Alone|all alone]] | *... that another [[Love|Valentine's Day]] has come and gone and you're still [[Dying Alone|all alone]]? Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive? | ||
*... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President [[David McKillips]] resigned- most likely because his name was in the [[Epstein Files]]? | *... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President [[David McKillips]] resigned- most likely because his name was in the [[Epstein Files]]? | ||
*... that an AI animation named [[Amelia]] has become the [[waifu]] of every [[Conservative|far-right]] user of the [[Internets]]? Sorry about the breakup, [[K-On!]] girls! | *... that an AI animation named [[Amelia]] has become the [[waifu]] of every [[Conservative|far-right]] user of the [[Internets]]? Sorry about the breakup, [[K-On!]] girls! | ||
*... that it's 2026? [[You]] get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get [[Sex|laid]]. | *... that it's 2026? [[You]] get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get [[Sex|laid]]. | ||
Revision as of 01:08, 17 March 2026
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- ...That it's St. Patrick's day and 40% of the drunk driving deaths on this day will happen between midnight and 2:59 am?
- ...That some Loser with too much Money and not enough Brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour?
- ...Paul McCartney said that John Lennon's Japper wife, Yoko, called him shortly after Lennon was shot to Death to tell him that Lennon was a Butt Pirate?
- ...The Seahawks Beat The Patriots 29-13 at this year's Superbowl? We're always happy to see The Patriots lose
- ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!
- ... that another Valentine's Day has come and gone and you're still all alone? Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?
- ... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President David McKillips resigned- most likely because his name was in the Epstein Files?
- ... that an AI animation named Amelia has become the waifu of every far-right user of the Internets? Sorry about the breakup, K-On! girls!
- ... that it's 2026? You get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get laid.
