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'''Hanukkah''' aka [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER|חֲנֻכָּה‎]] is a special holiday that is celebrated by all the [[Jews]] in the world. No one really knows what it's about but Jews will say it has something to do with [[Dicks|candles]] or they will say that it is to celebrate how they escaped persecution from the [[Egyptian]]s or persecution from the [[Nazis]] or persecution from [[Americunt|America's]] Southern Democrats or who really gives a fuck, it's not even a high holiday. 
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The truth is that when [[Christmas]] was invented, the Jews were feeling jealous and left out that they don't get a holiday celebrating their [[money|beliefs]] or getting presents and driving all the races under their heal into eternal servitude. Thus, [[Oh noes|Hanukkah was born]]! Every Jew will tell you Hanukkah is different from all the other holidays, but in reality it's just a knock-off mix-fusion of [[Christmas]] and [[Kwanzaa]]. ''Hanukkah'' in their language means "[[rape|rededication]]."
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They say the Net is still free.
<center><big>'''On Midnight Of The 22nd, Blacks Will Be Breaking Into Jew Houses Because They Need Their Menorah For Kwanza'''</big></center>
We say freedom doesn’t come with a Terms of Service.


Another knife in the spine of a dying web. They call it the Kids Online Safety Act — KOSA, for short.
|link=Hanukkah
But we've seen this script before. [[CISPA]]. [[SOPA]]. PIPA. [[ACTA]]. SESTA-FOSTA. ACTA. NAFTA.
Different names. Same boot.
|date=2025-11-19
 
|expires=2025-12-21
Like always, two of our cybernetic overlords (power words: Richard Blumenthal. Marsha Blackburn) have wrapped in the soft cotton of “protecting the children,” but don’t be fooled... it’s a muzzle, not a shield. A kill-switch disguised as concern. The kind of law that would make even George Orwell raise an eyebrow and mutter... ''derivative''.
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[[United Kingdom|Airstrip One]] passed their own “Online Safety Act.” And in the failed genetic experiment known as Australia, well... let's just say your SimWare aren't safe either. Now the Amerikkkan regime -- bloated on lobbyist data and corporate feed -- wants to end what’s left of digital anonymity.
 
No more open web.
No more underground signals.
No more voices that don’t fit the algorithm.
 
<center><big>'''They Want You To Think About The Children So You Don't Think About Your Rights Being Stolen'''</big></center>
 
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|date=2025-11-17
|expires=2025-12-19
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Section 230]] was 2 days ago • [[Krampus]] was 4 days ago • [[Tyler Robinson]] was 6 days ago
[[KOSA]] was 2 days ago • [[Section 230]] was 4 days ago • [[Krampus]] was 6 days ago
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Revision as of 04:29, 19 December 2025

Hanukkah

Hanukkah

Hanukkah aka חֲנֻכָּה‎ is a special holiday that is celebrated by all the Jews in the world. No one really knows what it's about but Jews will say it has something to do with candles or they will say that it is to celebrate how they escaped persecution from the Egyptians or persecution from the Nazis or persecution from America's Southern Democrats or who really gives a fuck, it's not even a high holiday.

The truth is that when Christmas was invented, the Jews were feeling jealous and left out that they don't get a holiday celebrating their beliefs or getting presents and driving all the races under their heal into eternal servitude. Thus, Hanukkah was born! Every Jew will tell you Hanukkah is different from all the other holidays, but in reality it's just a knock-off mix-fusion of Christmas and Kwanzaa. Hanukkah in their language means "rededication."


On Midnight Of The 22nd, Blacks Will Be Breaking Into Jew Houses Because They Need Their Menorah For Kwanza

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-19

What have I missed?
KOSA was 2 days ago • Section 230 was 4 days ago • Krampus was 6 days ago

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