Ongezellig

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THIS TOPIC ATTRACTS A LOT OF ASPIES FOR SOME REASON Please remind those who are obsessed with this SNCA to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

No joke—posting Ongezellig reaction images on Soyjak.party became vastly more popular than its namesake.

Ongezellig is a real place.

Ongezellig, meaning "Unsociable" in its native tongue (a word that perfectly describes you), is an elusive Dutch "anime" that saw a slow production through 2018-2022, seeing 6 episodes before being discontinued. The show revolves around a quirky shut-in and her two adopted sisters who must overcome their differences to finish a school project together. Riveting, isn't it? Despite the show's lack of content, it still garnered a degree of unwarranted attention (a degree of attention that would be dwarfed by the infinitely shittier Amazing Digital Circus). Thankfully, no cartoon networks gave it, nor Studio Massa, said unwarranted attention. Internationally, Ongezellig gained some popularity on 4chan beginning in 2018, particularly among /co/ and /qa/. In the same year, the Ongezellig Booru was created as a dumping ground for 4chan's favorite foot fetish and underage school girl porn images related to the show. Beginning in 2022, Ongezellig became the biggest hyper-fixation afflicting Soyjak.party because soyteens like to rehash everything that was once trendy on 4chan whilst pretending to be original. Ongezellig became so popular on Soyjak.party that fans made a splinter site called Soyzellig.party and use the demonym Zaryan.

Videos

Chronology

Le pilot episode Previous Video | Next Video

Characters

Name	Description	Picture
Maya	A shut-in aspie who suffers from a made up condition known as ADD (which stands for Autism Denial Disorder). She doesn't do her school work or hang out with her sisters because she'd rather be watching tentacle porn all day. The amount of consumed pornographic materials caused her to develop schizophrenia and imagining real people as her non existent friends in sexual scenarios, usually at isolated places like tropical island or a roof of an office building.
Coco	Originally from South Africa, she was put up for adoption because her parents died, which is one of the few things she'll break character over despite it being the only reason she hasn't been raped to death by a gang of niggers (srsly, just look up South African rape statistics). A naive blonde who is too kindly and never gets a hint, her computer illiteracy is just as bad as her social literacy, which despite being the most normal out of the three sisters, still puts her at risk of failing her school presentation project.
Mymy	A bug-eyed Jap and aspiring Dutch imperialist whose skin is as orange as Donald Trump. She hates her own race because her chink parents put her up for adoption for being female, so now she tries to be as Dutch as possible by wearing blue contact lenses and dying her hair ginger so she looks more like a pumpkin. Her self-loathing sense of white supremacy coupled with her pure Japanese heritage made her an instant fan-favorite among 4channers.
Vera	The sisters' alcoholic teacher. She is so tired of it all and wishes the Nerf gun Mymy fired at her head was a real gun. She is constantly chugging down vodkas to get through the day.
Everyone else	All of the irrelevant background characters in the sisters' classroom that do literally nothing but sit there in the background nodding off or looking doped as fuck.

Zelligate

Not all Ongezelliggas are pedophiles—some prefer to watch monkey snuff films instead.

On May 11th, 2024, Soyjak.party exposed a Sharty-adjascent cable of pedophiles using Ongezellig as their outlet for pedophilia. Headquartered in none other than Discord, these Ongezelligpedos posted Ongezellig lolicon material in a sever called the Afterparty. Antics involving the Afterparty have been attributed to Soygem.whatever.

SaberSpark Lost Media

Soyzellig won. Sabertroon lost.

Last Thursday, big YouTuber Soyberspark made Soyzellig.party mildly upset when he decided to react to some episodes of Ongezellig on a stream, which they feared threatened their Zaryan culture and would bring about zelligate 2.0 on account of SaberSpark's wildly different fanbase comprised of brimmy gooners.[1] Zaryans were swift to make his comment section gemmy, prompting him to take the video down one day later. Currently, this video is lost media, but honestly, nothing of value was lost.

Onion Dweller's Parody

When the show's (more precisely - pilot's) popularity was about to die out and it seemed certain to lose all of its most devoted fans, it was expected by no one for the fandom to get revived by Onion Dweller's parody cartoon. With improved artstyle and new characters like the Israel immigrant, Yana, both old and new fans got encouraged to look into the series once again. In addition to that, it helped with the fantards' emotional distress after the news about the original shows cancellation.
Onion Dweller, unlike Studio Massa tries to develop the story and give the characters some real personality instead of doing nothing and collecting money for extra art for a show that would never get released.

Gallery

Fan Art About missing Pics

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See Also

To summarize...

• Averi Fiddleafox
• Fundamental Paper Education
• Soyjak.party
• Dutch
• Desmond Holly - certified Zaryan (see Steam page)
• WarioWare - They copied his artstyle.

External Links

• Studio Massa
• Petje af - Studio Massa's website for collecting money from fans who still believe the show will be finished one day.
• Schoolocaust - The Ongezellig-themed school shooter game.
• OngezelligBooru - The best place to find your favorite, questionable Ongezellig fanart.
• Soyzellig.party - The Ongezellig imageboard spawned from Soyjak.party.
• ZelligWiki - The Ongezellig Wiki spawned from Soyjak Wiki.
• Soyjak Wiki's coverage on Ongezellig
  • Zelligate
  • Soyzellig.party
  • Studio Massa
• KYM coverage on Ongezellig
•   Onion Dweller

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