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The severe strain of herpes that the franchise dry humped onto the faces of every unsuspecting American that dared to even hear about this god damned movie series. Even if you never watched the movie, you're bound to have had a minion shoved down your throat by now. These things are worse than the plague, and somehow less funny. | The severe strain of herpes that the franchise dry humped onto the faces of every unsuspecting American that dared to even hear about this god damned movie series. Even if you never watched the movie, you're bound to have had a minion shoved down your throat by now. These things are worse than the plague, and somehow less funny. | ||
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Despicable Me is one of the first animated movies that showed how far downhill Hollywood was willing to go before jizzing in the faces of children and parents alike while screaming "we got your money, there's nothing you can do now, AND you will watch the sequels unconditionally."
the premise
A lonely weirdo super villain named Felonious Gru finds himself sucking at life; not too far-fetched from your typical basement dwelling asspie. He suddenly realizes that his mom isn't going to pay his rent anymore and he gets yeeted into the real world to solve the problem. He fails miserably. Then, this obviously degenerate psycho gets his hands on some vulnerable underage female orphans, which are his only means to success for some reason. Seriously, even 4chan couldn't make this obvious CP up.
The Minions
The severe strain of herpes that the franchise dry humped onto the faces of every unsuspecting American that dared to even hear about this god damned movie series. Even if you never watched the movie, you're bound to have had a minion shoved down your throat by now. These things are worse than the plague, and somehow less funny.
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