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19-year-old [[autistic]] and [[ADHD]]-ridden zoom zoom zoomer goes to town on a hobo with a kitchen knife. Why? He was obsessed with serial killers (even gaining the nickname "[[Dahmer]]" at his high school) and wanted to replicate them. He also had a history of behavioral issues, bullying others, and just generally being a dick. | 19-year-old [[autistic]] and [[ADHD]]-ridden zoom zoom zoomer goes to town on a hobo with a kitchen knife. Why? He was obsessed with serial killers (even gaining the nickname "[[Dahmer]]" at his high school) and wanted to replicate them. He also had a history of behavioral issues, bullying others, and just generally being a dick. | ||
After shanking the homeless dude, he brought his head, hands and ID home, then went back to the murder site before driving his car into a nearby lake while he was disposing evidence. His dad found a shitton of blood and his victim's ID in his car, | After shanking the homeless dude, he brought his head, hands and ID home, then went back to the murder site before driving his car into a nearby lake while he was disposing evidence. His dad found a shitton of blood on he back of the car, so he searched inside, finding the a knife and his victim's ID in his car. His parents get suspicious, so his mom then decides to search his room, finding the fucking head in the closet, which [[autism|Brian was storing, for some reason]]. Seeing as how he had ADHD, it's no wonder why he forgot to dispose of the evidence. His autism also makes him very clingy to inanimate objects, hence why he wanted to bring the body parts home. | ||
In court, Brian tried [[Chris-Chan|claiming autism drove him insane so he could get off the hook with an insanity plea]], but failed epically. Apparently he thought murder would only land him 15-20 years' imprisonment | In court, Brian tried [[Chris-Chan|claiming autism drove him insane so he could get off the hook with an insanity plea]], but failed epically. Apparently he thought murder would only land him 15-20 years' imprisonment Spoiler alert: He got life w/o parole. Get V& faggot. | ||
All in all, this is an interesting example of a zoomer who became hyperfixated on [[serial killers]] instead of [[mass shooters]]. Of course, kid forgot this isn't the 80s anymore | All in all, this is an interesting example of a zoomer who became hyperfixated on [[serial killers]] instead of [[mass shooters]]. Of course, kid forgot this isn't the 80s anymore. Forensic sciences are actually good now so he got caught right away and couldn't actually carry out a series of lulzy killings to qualify for the [[High Score#Tactical Espionage Action|Tactical Espionage Action]] leaderboard, lel. | ||
===Graded Score=== | ===Graded Score=== | ||
Revision as of 12:56, 18 September 2025
Babby Ndombe Opetu
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| Babby Ndombe Opetu | |
| Nationality: | Doctor Congo 
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| Highscore | 13 dead, 2 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july 2023 as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.
| Kill count: | 13/20 Pwned |
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| Accuracy: | 18/20 2 NPCs survived |
| Style: | 15/20 Pissed off father |
| Butthurt: | 6/20 Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit |
| Bonus: | 10/20 For revenge |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
Bahram Jeshanpur
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| Bahram Jeshanpur | |
| Born | 1994 |
| Died | February 17, 2024 (aged 30) |
| Nationality: | Iranian 
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| Highscore | Killed 12, injured 3 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, killed by police |
Bahram Jeshapur (Goatsexnese: بهرام جشان پور) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more while they were sleeping, then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces.
| Kill count: | 12/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 17/20 3 fags injured |
| Style: | 8/20 Another day in Iran |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 Nobody cares, not even Iranians |
| Bonus: | 20/20 2024 champion! |
Wanted Level:
Federal Bureau of Investigation
External Links
Barend Strydom
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| Barend Strydom | |
| Born | July 15, 1965 (60 years old) |
| Nationality: | South African 
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| Highscore | Killed 8, injured 16 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | Niggerphobia |
Barend Hendrik Strydom卐 is a lulzy South African who did white South Africans a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "native" Africans and injuring sixteen others on November 15, 1988.
He was born in Wenen, Natal, South Africa, on July 15, 1965, when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother fucking killed herself, after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.
Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "Justice" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was kicked out after he took a selfie with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident.
On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm Viktor Pistol, his service pistol, as a way to prepare for the attack.
Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter, making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon Mukondoleli, a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.
He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.
—Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger. | ||
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On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, three years later, he was released by the president, this was because of an attempt by Frederik Willem de Klerk (aka F.W De Klerk) to somehow fix Black-White relations, which totally worked.
Previous Video | Next Video |
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 8/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 6/20 Could've kill half of those 16 injuries |
| Style: | 10/20 Shootin' niggas |
| Butthurt: | 19/20 Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released |
| Bonus: | 20/20 For practicing before the shooting |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
See Also
- Payton Gendron, Dylann Roof, Ryan Palmeter, Luca Traini - Fellow nigganihilators.
- Suid-Afrika - Where ze shit went dawn.
Barry Loukaitis
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| Barry Dale Loukaitis | |
| Born | February 26, 1981 (44 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 3, injured 1 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Sadly, no |
Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing unconsensual "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and v& for life.
Stephen King's novel, Rage, is no longer in print because of this event. In a gun control essay written by King, he seemingly forgot what he wrote in his own novel and erroneously attributes the aforementioned quote as a reference to his novel even though it doesn't appear anywhere in the book.
In 2012, something or someone or whatever decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter 189 years of prison time.
| Kill count: | 3/20 Meh |
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| Accuracy: | 15/20 Close to 100% accuracy |
| Style: | 3/20 Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters were usually absolute ass |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Stephen King was super butthurt |
| Bonus: | 7/20 At least he killed one of his bullies |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
Beau Wilson
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| Beau Wilson | |
| Born | 2004 |
| Died | May 15, 2023 (aged 18) |
| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | Killed 3, injured 6 |
| Style | FPS Single player |
| An Hero? | No, killed by cops. |
| Motive: | Short man syndrome |
It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in Farmington, New Mexico when 18 year old manlet Beau Wilson would attempt to get the high score in his shitty New Mexico neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 elderly women before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.
The shooting
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After stealing two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored couch cuck. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, incredible aim he had.
Wrestling Career
Before going postal, Wilson would partake in wrestling matches for his school and was said to be one of the best wrestlers at his school.
Rant
| Kill count: | 3/20 |
|---|---|
| Accuracy: | 8/20 Aim better faggot |
| Style: | 15/20 Neighborhood stroll |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Outscored couch cuck by one frag |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
External links
Ben Jebir
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| Ben Jebir | |
| Born | c. 1957 |
| Died | March 25, 1985 (aged 28) |
| Nationality: | Jewnisian 
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| Highscore | Killed 12, injured 0 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Ben Jebir☪ was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who, on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El Fahs before an heroing via shotgun mouthwash.
Life
There is barely any information on Mr. Jebir, considering this shooting was only mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being forgotten.
The only thing known about this dubious sand nigger is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 12/20 Killed 12, injured 0 |
|---|---|
| Accuracy: | 20/20 Left no injuries |
| Style: | 10/20 Killing your family and then some randoms |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Who? |
| Bonus: | 20/20 For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifeddine Yacoubi appeared |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
External Links
Bjørn-Edvard Rones
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| Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones | |
| Nationality: | Norwegian  /
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| Highscore | 1 dead, 1 injured |
| Style | Single player, Hack n' Slash |
| An Hero? | No |
Life before
Bjørn-Edvard lived in Ballangen, Norway for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "Confidence", playing the drums.
The stabbing
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of speed and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing a bridge so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.
Aftermath
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.
Release
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting cryptic stuff on Facebook again.
External links
Gallery
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The loan shark and probable roid-monkey. Truly the stuff of nightmares! -
Popo at the scene. -
The assault-kitchen knife used in the vicious slaying. -
The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser! -
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Bjørn-Edvard a few years later, chilling in prison.
| Kill count: | 1/20 1 injured. |
|---|---|
| Accuracy: | 10/20 |
| Style: | 5/20 Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out. |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 Outside of Northern Norway, nobody cares. |
| Bonus: | |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Brian Cohee
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| Brian Cohee, Jr. | |
| Born | January 10, 2002 (23 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | Killed 1 |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | Autism |
19-year-old autistic and ADHD-ridden zoom zoom zoomer goes to town on a hobo with a kitchen knife. Why? He was obsessed with serial killers (even gaining the nickname "Dahmer" at his high school) and wanted to replicate them. He also had a history of behavioral issues, bullying others, and just generally being a dick.
After shanking the homeless dude, he brought his head, hands and ID home, then went back to the murder site before driving his car into a nearby lake while he was disposing evidence. His dad found a shitton of blood on he back of the car, so he searched inside, finding the a knife and his victim's ID in his car. His parents get suspicious, so his mom then decides to search his room, finding the fucking head in the closet, which Brian was storing, for some reason. Seeing as how he had ADHD, it's no wonder why he forgot to dispose of the evidence. His autism also makes him very clingy to inanimate objects, hence why he wanted to bring the body parts home.
In court, Brian tried claiming autism drove him insane so he could get off the hook with an insanity plea, but failed epically. Apparently he thought murder would only land him 15-20 years' imprisonment Spoiler alert: He got life w/o parole. Get V& faggot.
All in all, this is an interesting example of a zoomer who became hyperfixated on serial killers instead of mass shooters. Of course, kid forgot this isn't the 80s anymore. Forensic sciences are actually good now so he got caught right away and couldn't actually carry out a series of lulzy killings to qualify for the Tactical Espionage Action leaderboard, lel.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 "No! Stop! What are you doing? Stop!" |
|---|---|
| Accuracy: | 20/20 Shunk a vegetable chopper right into a dirty hobo's heart |
| Style: | 2/20 "Serial" killer gets caught after his first victim |
| Butthurt: | 4/20 Temporary fame from true crime content farms |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Yeah... I got nothin'. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
External Links
TOW coverage
that_stinky_boi (Archive 1)
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