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==Cali attack of 2025==
{{ib|[[File:Unknown Colombian.jpg|240px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Unknown Colombian'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Colombia]]n&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 7, injured [[Fail|78]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No lol}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
In 2025, in Cali, a city in [[Colombia]], a massive attack occurred. It is known that the '''FARC-EP''' [[Narcovideo|cartel]] group was responsible for the attack. But it is known that there was someone else involved in the attack, and it was a person you see in the photo. Unfortunately, the name of this person is unknown. But they managed to catch that loser, and honestly he did worse than other bombers.
===the attack===
On August 13, 2025, the unknown man along with his FARC-EP assistant carried out a violent massacre in the city of Cali, killing 34 people and leaving 86 injured. Later, they managed to catch him.
===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|4| |20|7 killed, 78 injured|0|Un verdadero imbecil|0|FAIL LOL|7|Puerto Rico|31|F-|Famous but idiot}}
{{Wanted|1}}
[[File:Bebe de 21 años lol.jpg|thumb|center|Help me, they're going to rape me in prison.]]
===See Also===
*[[Campo Elías Delgado]] - We know that a professional who has achieved his goal is a field
*[[Pablo Escobar]] - tremendous winner
*[[José Aldemar Rojas Rodríguez]] - another winner who also got his best score
*[[Cristian Camilo Rincon Diaz]] - Come to think of it, this loser did worse than Unknown Colombian
===External Links===
*{{wikilink|August_2025_FARC_dissidents_clashes|TOW coverage}}
== Chad DeSoto ==
== Chad DeSoto ==
{{Ib|[[File:ChadDeSoto.jpg|300px]]}}
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Revision as of 04:09, 10 September 2025

Chad DeSoto

Chad DeSoto
Born October 28, 1991 (34 years old)
Nationality: Guaman  
Highscore Killed 3, injured 11
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single Player
An Hero? Nope

Cuck Ryan DeSoto is a midget-sized cardboard-colored manlet who on February 12, 2013, crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 Nipponese tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.

The motive behind this one-digit kill mass attack? because the tourists resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend, who had broken up with him recently.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 Only three killed...
Accuracy: 2/20 Do better next time
Style: 10/20 Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive
Butthurt: 1/20 Only Guam and the U.S BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit
Bonus: 20/20 For being the first second Guaman scorer
Total Score: 36/100 (D)
Manlet Uprising in Guam
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Chase Garvey

Chase Garvey
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 4, injured 3
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes
Motive Cuck

Chase Garvey was an ugly ginger boy who, on July 6, 2024, had a fit of cuck rage over his ex-GF attending a birthday party that he wasn't invited to. After killing her and three others, he drove off, fled from the pigs, and an hero'd. He was also a pedophile who raped a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 4/20
Accuracy: 11/20 4 killed, 3 injured
Style: 0/20 Cuck, ginger, child rapist. Pick a struggle, man
Butthurt: 3/20 Nobody outside Kentucky gave a fuck
Bonus: 6/20 Got his intended target
Total Score: 24/100 (F-)
Never give pedos guns
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop