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'''Oguzhan Sert''' is a half-Mexican half-Turkish mongrel who on February 24th, 2020, attacked an erotic spa in [[Toronto]], [[Canada]] in the name of the [[Beta Uprising|Incel Rebellion]]. Armed with a machete engraved with the words "thot slayer" and dressed in a [[matrix]] costume, he penetrated his 17-incher 42 times into 24-year old [[negress|baby-mama]] Ashley Noell Arzaga. The owner of the spa, a woman, who surprisingly wasn't armed like any owner of an erotic place would be — and you know she'd be good with a pump-action shotgun — subjugated the attacker after an erotic wrestling sesh with him while sustaining serious injuries to her arm and finger, but still managing to disarm Oguzhan and incapacitate him with a stab to the back. | '''Oguzhan Sert''' is a half-Mexican half-Turkish mongrel who on February 24th, 2020, attacked an erotic spa in [[Toronto]], [[Canada]] in the name of the [[Beta Uprising|Incel Rebellion]]. Armed with a machete engraved with the words "thot slayer" and dressed in a [[matrix]] costume, he penetrated his 17-incher 42 times into 24-year old [[negress|baby-mama]] Ashley Noell Arzaga. The owner of the spa, a woman, who surprisingly wasn't armed like any owner of an erotic place would be — and you know she'd be good with a pump-action shotgun — subjugated the attacker after an erotic wrestling sesh with him while sustaining serious injuries to her arm and finger, but still managing to disarm Oguzhan and incapacitate him with a stab to the back. | ||
The only known picture of this squeaker appears to be a highly pixelated portrait, making him the literal definition of "I'm going to kill you (in [[Minecraft]])" and also a Minecraft skin IRL. He was inspired by [[The Supreme Gentleman]] and [[Alek Minassian]], and was the first person in Canada to be charged with terrorism because of a [[Misogynist terrorism|misogynist ideology]]. He described himself as a "[[gay|Proud]] [[virgin|Incel]]" on his [[Steam]] account. After the incident, a note was found on his body which read "[[aspergers|Long Live the Incel Rebellion.]]" He told paramedics that he intended to [[unrealistic expectations|kill everyone in the building]] and was glad to have killed at least one person | The only known picture of this squeaker appears to be a highly pixelated portrait, making him the literal definition of "I'm going to kill you (in [[Minecraft]])" and also a Minecraft skin IRL. He was inspired by [[The Supreme Gentleman]] and [[Alek Minassian]], and was the first person in Canada to be charged with terrorism because of a [[Misogynist terrorism|misogynist ideology]]. He described himself as a "[[gay|Proud]] [[virgin|Incel]]" on his [[Steam]] account. After the incident, a note was found on his body which read "[[aspergers|Long Live the Incel Rebellion.]]" He told paramedics that he intended to [[unrealistic expectations|kill everyone in the building]] and was glad to have killed at least one person. When asked by police why he identified as an [[incel]], he said "You don't choose to become an incel. You are born one." During his sentencing, he expressed regret, claiming that "it wasn't worth it". Future [[incel]] killers, take note. | ||
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Revision as of 19:52, 9 September 2025
Oguzhan Sert
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| Oguzhan Sert | |
| Nationality: | Mixed Breed Canuck   
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| Highscore | 1 kill, 1 injured |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | Incel beliefs |
Oguzhan Sert is a half-Mexican half-Turkish mongrel who on February 24th, 2020, attacked an erotic spa in Toronto, Canada in the name of the Incel Rebellion. Armed with a machete engraved with the words "thot slayer" and dressed in a matrix costume, he penetrated his 17-incher 42 times into 24-year old baby-mama Ashley Noell Arzaga. The owner of the spa, a woman, who surprisingly wasn't armed like any owner of an erotic place would be — and you know she'd be good with a pump-action shotgun — subjugated the attacker after an erotic wrestling sesh with him while sustaining serious injuries to her arm and finger, but still managing to disarm Oguzhan and incapacitate him with a stab to the back.
The only known picture of this squeaker appears to be a highly pixelated portrait, making him the literal definition of "I'm going to kill you (in Minecraft)" and also a Minecraft skin IRL. He was inspired by The Supreme Gentleman and Alek Minassian, and was the first person in Canada to be charged with terrorism because of a misogynist ideology. He described himself as a "Proud Incel" on his Steam account. After the incident, a note was found on his body which read "Long Live the Incel Rebellion." He told paramedics that he intended to kill everyone in the building and was glad to have killed at least one person. When asked by police why he identified as an incel, he said "You don't choose to become an incel. You are born one." During his sentencing, he expressed regret, claiming that "it wasn't worth it". Future incel killers, take note.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 IF SHE BREATHS... SHE'S A THOT!!!1!! |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 swung at 2 people. struck 2 people. |
| Style: | 5/20 less impressive Aaron Long. |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 First Canadian to be charged for being an incel. |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Going in mele. |
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