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==Dylan Butler== | ==Dylan Butler== | ||
{{ib|[[File:DylanButler.png|250px]]}} | {{ib|[[File:DylanButler.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylan Butler'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 11, 2006}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|2 | {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 4, 2024 (aged 17)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 6}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}} | ||
{{Ibend}} | {{Ibend}} | ||
'''Dylan Jesse Butler''' was an 17-year-old hero, [[Columbiner]], [[tranny]], and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On January 4, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself. | |||
Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[ | |||
Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video. | Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video. | ||
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{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2:[[Electric Boogaloo]]}} | {{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]}} | ||
{{Wanted|1}} | {{Wanted|1}} | ||
Revision as of 05:55, 4 September 2025
Deion Patterson
| Deion Patterson | |
|---|---|
| Nationality: | Basketball American |
| Highscore | 1 dead, 4 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in Atlanta, only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.
| Kill count: | 1/20 He didn't even get to make a massacre |
|---|---|
| Accuracy: | 4/20 ... |
| Style: | 8/20 Hospital shooting |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Who the fuck cares? |
| Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Douglas Araya
| |
|---|---|
| Douglas Araya | |
| Born | 1972 |
| Died | January 3, 2005 (aged 32) |
| Nationality: | Coconut Nigga |
| Highscore | 5 kills, 1 injured |
| Style | FPS, Single player mode |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Douglas Araya, was a spic taxi driver who went Cumbria in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.
Lulzfest
On the small town of Paquera, in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for fun, shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but failed and he died and his wife too. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his rambo shootings, injured nobody and left the village to commit an hero, ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.
Rant
| Kill count: | 5/20 ' |
|---|---|
| Accuracy: | 18/20 Really good aim for a costarricean |
| Style: | 15/20 Cumbria, 5 years before. |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Set out a high score for Costa Rica |
Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.
Dylan Butler
| Dylan Butler | |
|---|---|
| Born | October 11, 2006 |
| Died | January 4, 2024 (aged 17) |
| Nationality: | Americunt |
| Highscore | Killed 2, injured 6 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Dylan Jesse Butler was an 17-year-old hero, Columbiner, tranny, and the first school shooter of 2024. On January 4, he/they shot up his school in Iowa with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.
Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet another bloodthirsty tranny. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by Pekka-Eric Auvinen for his final video.
Gallery
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Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.
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Cosplaying as Postal Dude.
Rant
| Kill count: | 2/20 |
|---|---|
| Accuracy: | 2/20 Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON. |
| Style: | 5/20 Generic school shooter. |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint. |
External links
@Took2much - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)- Obituary
- Obituary with comments
- dylansaywhat
(archive) - SpaceHey - dylansaywhat
(archive) - Spotify
dylansaywhat212 - Twitter (View the tweets here or here)
Dylanpickle1996 - Reddit


