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|link= | '''Richard [[milhouse|Milhous]] Nixon''' a.k.a. "Tricky [[Cock|Dicky]] or "Tiny Dick" was the 37th president of the [[United States of America]] and the last great [[Republican]] President. He was also the first full-blown [[batshit]] crazy to reside in the White House. He made his name as Representative from California's 12th District. During his tenure in the House of Representatives, as a member of the House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC) he exposed State Department employee Alger Hiss as a [[Soviet]] spy. He later became U.S. Senator from [[California]] and Vice-President of the United States under President Dwight D. "Ike" Eisenhower. Even though he was born and raised in [[California|Commiefornia]], he hated [[liberals]], [[Jews]], [[Commies]], hippies, the unemployed, counter-culture types, black persons, and [[sick fuck]]s. | ||
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|expires=2025-08- | Nixon is best remembered for his involvement in the break-in of the Democratic Party Headquarters in the Watergate Hotel on June 17, 1972 and its coverup. This was probably the stupidest thing Nixon ever did, because he would have got more information about what the Democratic Party was up to by simply writing them for some brochures, since the burglars found out virtually nothing. He also visited Red [[China]] without [[puke|vomiting]] on anyone, escalated [[Vietnam|a war]] that killed thousands for no good reason, and wiretapped everyone he knew ([[divide by zero|even himself]]) because of his increasing paranoia. Our [[Britain|British]] friends fondly remember him for taking it hard in the ass from Sir David Frost, the [[God]] of [[BBC|their brand of journalism]], live on network television. | ||
Some years after his death, Nixon [[Jesus|rose from the dead]] and spent several years playing a minor role on ''[[Futurama]]'' before landing a role in the [[fail|epic]] movie version of ''[[Watchmen]]''. | |||
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Richard Milhous Nixon a.k.a. "Tricky Dicky or "Tiny Dick" was the 37th president of the United States of America and the last great Republican President. He was also the first full-blown batshit crazy to reside in the White House. He made his name as Representative from California's 12th District. During his tenure in the House of Representatives, as a member of the House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC) he exposed State Department employee Alger Hiss as a Soviet spy. He later became U.S. Senator from California and Vice-President of the United States under President Dwight D. "Ike" Eisenhower. Even though he was born and raised in Commiefornia, he hated liberals, Jews, Commies, hippies, the unemployed, counter-culture types, black persons, and sick fucks.
Nixon is best remembered for his involvement in the break-in of the Democratic Party Headquarters in the Watergate Hotel on June 17, 1972 and its coverup. This was probably the stupidest thing Nixon ever did, because he would have got more information about what the Democratic Party was up to by simply writing them for some brochures, since the burglars found out virtually nothing. He also visited Red China without vomiting on anyone, escalated a war that killed thousands for no good reason, and wiretapped everyone he knew (even himself) because of his increasing paranoia. Our British friends fondly remember him for taking it hard in the ass from Sir David Frost, the God of their brand of journalism, live on network television.
Some years after his death, Nixon rose from the dead and spent several years playing a minor role on Futurama before landing a role in the epic movie version of Watchmen.
What have I missed?
MarioMan7890 was 2 days ago • Pedophilia was 4 days ago • Party Van was 6 days ago