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'''Uma Musume Pretty Derby''' is a [[Horse|horse racing]] simulator that reimagines real-world horses as [[Hentai|cute girls with horse ears]] and you get to train them and stuff. | [[File:UmaMusume-cuteHorse.jpg|300px|right|thumb|paint me like one of your french horses]]'''Uma Musume Pretty Derby''' is a [[Horse|horse racing]] simulator that reimagines real-world horses as [[Hentai|cute girls with horse ears]] and you get to train them and stuff. | ||
Somehow this goddamned game has made real world horse racing more popular in Japan than decades of advertising the races on merit alone. You people are SICK. | Somehow this goddamned game has made real world horse racing more popular in Japan than decades of advertising the races on merit alone. You people are SICK. | ||
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Revision as of 05:28, 3 August 2025
Uma Musume Pretty Derby is a horse racing simulator that reimagines real-world horses as cute girls with horse ears and you get to train them and stuff.
Somehow this goddamned game has made real world horse racing more popular in Japan than decades of advertising the races on merit alone. You people are SICK.