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NotJustBikes aka Jason Slaughter is an 80-year-old [[Canada|Cuntnadian]] billionaire [[Elon Musk|grifter]] with severe anger issues who became a refugee in [[Pervert|Amsterdam]] because he is a [[USI|selfish entitled scumbag]] and hates [[Toronto|the fake London]] with a burning passion. He is the ultimate cynical [[doomer]] and will quickly block you if you disagree with his hatred for North American public transport. As expected, NJB is a racist who hates [[India|curry niggers]]. NJB fans are about as obnoxious and immature as [[MrEnter]] fans. | NotJustBikes aka Jason Slaughter is an 80-year-old [[Canada|Cuntnadian]] billionaire [[Elon Musk|grifter]] with severe anger issues who became a refugee in [[Pervert|Amsterdam]] because he is a [[USI|selfish entitled scumbag]] and hates [[Toronto|the fake London]] with a burning passion. He is the ultimate cynical [[doomer]] and will quickly block you if you disagree with his hatred for North American public transport. As expected, NJB is a racist who hates [[India|curry niggers]]. NJB fans are about as obnoxious and immature as [[MrEnter]] fans. | ||
==History== | |||
NotJustBikes was born in the fake London to a rich family. He inherited billions and used the money to travel around the world on sex tourism trips. He married a 30-year-old woman at age 70. In 2017, NJB started making anti-Murican propaganda videos. | |||
==Criminal record== | |||
In March 2018, NJB became inspired by [[Nikolas Cruz]] to shoot up Toronto city hall. However, because [[Trudeau]] hates gunz and freedumb, NJB was forced to settle for angrily cursing out the councillors and then going on a stabbing rampage. Before security could remove him from the building, NJB had already bought a one-way ticket to Amsterdam. He became stateless in 2019 and then fraudulently obtained Dutch citizenship in 2023. The [[Geert Wilders]] regime hates the woke faggot Truedolt and therefore refuses to extradite NJB to Canaduh. Not even the Donald Trump regime with its love of mass incarceration wants to extradite and imprison NJB in an [[hell|Americunt federal prison]]. | |||
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Revision as of 01:40, 25 December 2024
NotJustBikes aka Jason Slaughter is an 80-year-old Cuntnadian billionaire grifter with severe anger issues who became a refugee in Amsterdam because he is a selfish entitled scumbag and hates the fake London with a burning passion. He is the ultimate cynical doomer and will quickly block you if you disagree with his hatred for North American public transport. As expected, NJB is a racist who hates curry niggers. NJB fans are about as obnoxious and immature as MrEnter fans.
History
NotJustBikes was born in the fake London to a rich family. He inherited billions and used the money to travel around the world on sex tourism trips. He married a 30-year-old woman at age 70. In 2017, NJB started making anti-Murican propaganda videos.
Criminal record
In March 2018, NJB became inspired by Nikolas Cruz to shoot up Toronto city hall. However, because Trudeau hates gunz and freedumb, NJB was forced to settle for angrily cursing out the councillors and then going on a stabbing rampage. Before security could remove him from the building, NJB had already bought a one-way ticket to Amsterdam. He became stateless in 2019 and then fraudulently obtained Dutch citizenship in 2023. The Geert Wilders regime hates the woke faggot Truedolt and therefore refuses to extradite NJB to Canaduh. Not even the Donald Trump regime with its love of mass incarceration wants to extradite and imprison NJB in an Americunt federal prison.
See Also
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| NotJustBikes is part of a series on Enemies of the Lulz | ||||||||||||
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| Featured article August 24th & 25th, 2014 | ||
| Preceded by MrEnter |
NotJustBikes | Succeeded by James Foley |
| Featured article May 15 and 16, 2024 | ||
| Preceded by VidLii |
NotJustBikes | Succeeded by Battle For Dream Island |
