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''' | '''Collaberative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as 7 degrees of [[Fag|Faggotry]] by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' [[Man|Himself]] when he unfortunately found [[Man|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Looking to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle so that he can go back to preying upon the [[Church|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic|Purgatory]]. | ||
'''''Dartz''''' | '''''Dartz''''', coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg|naked body]] through the [[America|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[Play|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit|ter]] stalls, [[Bathroom]] skills on them so he can get back all of the [[RPG|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to get kicked out to the land of the [[Llife|Living]] where the consensus to everyone but [[Islam]] is that [[Kid|Kiddy]] didlers are [[Sick fuck]]s. | ||
Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral|Head]] by his [[Your Dad|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done. | |||
Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds. | |||
Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s treasure room where the three can start [[Evil|influencing]] [[Tween|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked. | |||
Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW|18 SECONDS!]]. So | |||
== History == | == History == | ||
Revision as of 03:57, 31 July 2024
Collaberative Virtual Machine, better known as CollabVM or as 7 degrees of Faggotry by most, is a Virus infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality Dartz Himself when he unfortunately found Himself freed from Hell after taking the long way out. Looking to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle so that he can go back to preying upon the Unbaptized boys in Purgatory.
Dartz, coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position outside the outside realms of Hell would take him some serious Grooming of Innocent, young Boys to teach them that you can trust an Older, Adult male when he asks a 12-year-old boy if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted "Right Away!" and that they'll do them even one better and send them a 128 GB HD card full of their naked body through the U.S. Mail, he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into Chatrooms so that he can use his Stranger Danger, creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word No for an answer when there's a radiating glory hole between the two ter stalls, Bathroom skills on them so he can get back all of the Exp points he lost when God felt that it'd be more of a punishment to get kicked out to the land of the Living where the consensus to everyone but Islam is that Kiddy didlers are Sick fucks.
Not realy up to the task and being a bit Retarded from repitive, "Accidental" drops on his Head by his Father, Dartz accepted that he'd need the help of Co-Conspirators if he was going to get the Job done.
Recruiting Cosmic Sans and Geodude, the three created an Internet Site where You get to do nothing but sit around and wait in line until it's your turn to take control of a Virtual Machine for the lengthy period of 18 Fucking seconds.
Not for a minute. Not five. 18 SECONDS!. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to Masturbate, the Terrible Three are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander and lead them into their digital version of Michael Jackson's treasure room where the three can start influencing Tweenage boys by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.