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{{quote|If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a giant dinosaur that sucks fire from buildings, repairs a destroyed city, and moonwalks back into the ocean| [[Internets|Teh Internetz]]}} | {{quote|If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a giant dinosaur that sucks fire from buildings, repairs a destroyed city, and moonwalks back into the ocean| [[Internets|Teh Internetz]]}} | ||
Godzilla (or Gojira as everybody's [[Asia|favorite basement dwelling Asians call him]]) is the King of the Monsters, and the undisputed legendary ruler of [[You|you]], [[Your mom|your mom]], and everything [[Awesome|awesome]] in your [[Life|pitiful existence]] on this [[Earth|shitty planet]]. He was created by a bunch of [[Old|wrinkly]] [[PTSD|PTSD]] [[Japan|Japs]] because a bunch of [[Americunts|Americunts]] [[pwnt|pwned]] the shit out of a country that would later be known for turning [[13-year old boys|boys]] into [[Manchild|manchildren]] and the production of [[Hentai|Hentai]]. He then went on to fight a whole batch of [[Retard|retarded]] [[Monster|monsters]] that were clearly made on the [[Cheap|budget]] of a pack of ramen in about three minutes. After 60 years, he is still known for kicking some major [[Ass|ass]], and is now famous again for starring in a [[Old media|movie]] '''(for a whole two fucking minutes!!!!11)''' where he enjoys [[pwnt|decapitating]] a [[Giant|giant]] [[Jew|parasitic]] [[Spider|spider]] [[Bitch|bitch]] for the [[Lulz|lulz]]. | '''Godzilla''' (or '''Gojira''' as everybody's [[Asia|favorite basement dwelling Asians call him]]) is the King of the Monsters, and the undisputed legendary ruler of [[You|you]], [[Your mom|your mom]], and everything [[Awesome|awesome]] in your [[Life|pitiful existence]] on this [[Earth|shitty planet]]. He was created by a bunch of [[Old|wrinkly]] [[PTSD|PTSD]] [[Japan|Japs]] because a bunch of [[Americunts|Americunts]] [[pwnt|pwned]] the shit out of a country that would later be known for turning [[13-year old boys|boys]] into [[Manchild|manchildren]] and the production of [[Hentai|Hentai]]. He then went on to fight a whole batch of [[Retard|retarded]] [[Monster|monsters]] that were clearly made on the [[Cheap|budget]] of a pack of ramen in about three minutes. After 60 years, he is still known for kicking some major [[Ass|ass]], and is now famous again for starring in a [[Old media|movie]] '''(for a whole two fucking minutes!!!!11)''' where he enjoys [[pwnt|decapitating]] a [[Giant|giant]] [[Jew|parasitic]] [[Spider|spider]] [[Bitch|bitch]] for the [[Lulz|lulz]]. | ||
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Revision as of 04:59, 15 March 2015
Godzilla (or Gojira as everybody's favorite basement dwelling Asians call him) is the King of the Monsters, and the undisputed legendary ruler of you, your mom, and everything awesome in your pitiful existence on this shitty planet. He was created by a bunch of wrinkly PTSD Japs because a bunch of Americunts pwned the shit out of a country that would later be known for turning boys into manchildren and the production of Hentai. He then went on to fight a whole batch of retarded monsters that were clearly made on the budget of a pack of ramen in about three minutes. After 60 years, he is still known for kicking some major ass, and is now famous again for starring in a movie (for a whole two fucking minutes!!!!11) where he enjoys decapitating a giant parasitic spider bitch for the lulz.
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